Death… And Me

Chapter 2615  Your Fault

Roan patted Luanʼs shoulder and nodded, satisfied. It was indeed a very simple name. He simply took the System of the System Sect name and added armor to it. Roan might not even add the ʼsystemʼ part of the name at all.

-Name accepted. The user now only needs to call this name with a Divine Sense Message, and the armor shall activate.-

Sure enough, the second and last message Luan would hear from the armor echoed in his mind right after. ”Go ahead, give it a try,” Rean and the other urged Luan.

Still, Luan was curious. ”But... why would you make it for me first, Uncle Rean?”

”Cultivation,” Rean answered. ”Your cultivation is smaller, so your control over it isnʼt as refined as Roan and mine. If it works fine for you, it will be perfect for us as well. If it doesnʼt, we will need to refine it a little more. Since you are the only person other than Roan and I who will use it, your feedback is the most important.”

Luan nodded and didnʼt waste time anymore. He sent a Divine Sense message into the System Armor, which immediately recognized the order.

*Plin!*

A sound similar to a glass breaking suddenly echoed in the surroundings. The little pyramid broke into countless parts, looking more like fine specs of sand. Yet, each one of them had a triangular shape that quickly spread around Luanʼs body like some sci-fi movie. Even Luanʼs robe was no barrier as a new armor appeared between his skin and his clothes.

At first, Luanʼs body seemed to take a light golden color. However, Luanʼs Divine Energy was absorbed by the System Armor, and its color matched his body. If everyone hadnʼt seen Luan activating the armor, it would be hard to tell that he was using it at all!

”Just be careful,” Rean warned. ”The armor covers your entire body except for your eyes, nostrils, and mouth. You canʼt even feel its weight anymore, can you?”

Luan immediately understood. ”Indeed, I have to pay close attention to my body to perceive it is there. Donʼt worry, Uncle Rean, I will be careful to not have my eyes exploited.”

Yet, Rean was puzzled. ”Eyes? What eyes? Thatʼs the obvious part! Iʼm talking about when you need to pee or poop! If you forget the armor on your body and try to do either of those, you will just shit yourself. Trust me! Thatʼs definitely not a very pleasant sensation.”

Everyone immediately looked at Rean. ”Trust... you? Have you done it before?”

Rean was taken aback. ”Err... Ahem... I kind of had no choice.” Rean quickly looked at Roan. ”You also understand me, right? Tell them!”

”Your ass!” Roan retorted. ”Who the hell would understand you? I know nothing!”

”Liar!” Rean immediately struck back. ”You definitely know how it feels! What? Are you pretending it never happened? Both of us passed through it together! Not only that, we had to stay like that for a while several times!”

”I remember nothing!” Roan looked away, refusing to admit anything.

Naturally, everyone there was curious. ”Just... how did you two pee and shit yourselves? And... you had to stay like that?”

Rean and Roan looked at the group of people and finally gave up the topic. ”It was nothing. Just pretend you didnʼt hear anything.”

[Hahaha!] Yet, there was a certain someone who absolutely remembered every single moment of the twinsʼ lives. [Since they donʼt want to talk, I shall take the honors!]

”Shut up!” Rean and Roan immediately screamed back. ”You better not say anything! Or else...”

[Or else what?] Sister Orb shone with a Dark and White Light while all the Spatial Power of the Soul Gem Dimensional Realm fell into her control. [Wanna try your luck?]

Rean and Roan gritted their teeth. Yet, they werenʼt idiots. They knew they werenʼt Sister Orbʼs match. Every time their own strength increases, so does Sister Orbʼs in an equivalent amount. She was stronger than them before, and she is definitely stronger now, especially inside the Dimensional Realm.

Howard, Min Jee, Droman, Galapasan, you name it. Every single person there wanted to hear more about it and looked at Sister Orb with expectation.

Seeing that the twins didnʼt move, Sister Orb felt satisfied. [Hmph! I thought so.] Right after, she turned her attention to the rest of the group. [Did you all forget? Rean and Roan are reincarnations. They had their memories while they were still in the womb. Yet, they couldnʼt simply come out and talk to everyone like adults, could they? They had to pretend they were just babies for a while, so...]

Everyone immediately understood, as Droman commented. ”No wonder they have experience peeing and shiting themselves. *Ps...* You di- *Pss* did good to keep your identities hidden.”

Min Jee nodded, trying to hold her laugh. ”And it wasnʼt just one a twice. They had to shit themselves hundreds or maybe thousands of times. Such... *Psss*... conviction!”

”Indeed!” Howard agreed but looked away, trying to hide his face. ”I feel nothing but respect for your mental strength.”

The twins felt like crying. What conviction? What mental strength? It was obvious none of them thought like that at all. Rean lost his patience. ”You know what? Fuck you all! Luan, stop wasting time and test the System Armor!”

Luanʼs face was red, trying to not show his amusement. ”Yes, Uncle Rean. However, let me go to the toilet first. Iʼll be right back.”

”Hahaha!” That was the last straw. Everyone burst out laughing at Luanʼs final deadly strike.

*$&*$&%*#*@***

Both the twins cursed Luan and the others in their minds nonstop.

Of course, Luan had no intention to go to any toilet. He just couldnʼt help but say that to have some fun. It took several minutes for everyone to stop laughing, and some small bursts of those who couldnʼt forget the event still appeared here and there. Luan finally calmed down, already imagining what kind of punishment Roan would give him later. ʼWell, it was worth it...ʼ

ʼTo make it clear, it was your fault!ʼ Roan complained to Rean.

ʼFor once... I admit my mistake,ʼ Rean could only agree and sigh.