Beauty Chairwoman’s Bodyguard Expert

Chapter 290: Chapter 288 I’m Professional

Feeling something behind her, Xue Man suddenly turned her head and saw Lu Tianxing staring at her backside with gleaming eyes. Her pretty face instantly turned as cold as frost, emanating a chilling aura.

”Assistant Lu, didn’t you know to knock before entering?”

Xue Man quickly stood up and straightened her clothes, angrily glaring at Lu Tianxing.

”Why should I knock when it was you who sent Huang Can to find me?”

Lu Tianxing shrugged his shoulders, regretfully withdrawing his gaze. ”If you’re not welcoming me, then I’ll just leave now.”

With that, Lu Tianxing turned and pretended to walk away.

”Stop right there.”

Seeing Lu Tianxing about to leave, Xue Man immediately became anxious. She needed his help with something today; she couldn’t possibly let him walk away just like that.

”That’s more like it. When you need a favor, you naturally should have the attitude of someone seeking help.”

Lu Tianxing turned around, smiling at Xue Man. He sat down in her chair, casually took a sip of the freshly brewed coffee on the table, and said, ”Not bad in taste, but I don’t appreciate this adoration of foreign things. Next time, just prepare a cup of Dragon Well tea for me.”

”You...”

Hearing Lu Tianxing’s shameless words, Xue Man’s chest heaved with anger. The coffee was clearly brewed for herself, and even the cup was hers.

”Lu Tianxing!”

Xue Man glared at him fiercely, her fingers clenched together, wishing she could crush Lu Tianxing into mincemeat.

”What do you want, calling me like that? Spit it out! What do you really want from me?” Lu Tianxing looked up at Xue Man and asked.

Xue Man was taken aback. ”You knew I needed something from you?”

”Of course, no one visits the temple without a cause. Given our relationship, I can’t think of any other reason you would come to me unless you needed something.”

Lu Tianxing leaned back in the chair, letting his gaze drift over Xue Man. This girl had a great figure; the only pity was her terrible temper.

Xue Man was stunned for a moment, not expecting Lu Tianxing to say that. It took her a while to slowly say, ”I want to ask for your help?”

”You need my help?”

Lu Tianxing chuckled slyly, a lewd expression surfacing on his face. ”Heh heh, I got it now, Minister Xue. Is it because your family thinks you’re getting older and is pushing you to go match-making, eager to marry you off, and you detest blind dates, so you plan to ask me to pretend to be your boyfriend and fool your family, right? However, I must commend you, Minister Xue, for your taste; having me play your boyfriend is definitely the right choice—I am a professional after all.”

Hearing Lu Tianxing’s words, Xue Man was dumbfounded, rage surging within her. This guy was utterly shameless; she would rather choose a pig than Lu Tianxing, even if she were in dire need.

”Don’t be angry. Did I guess wrong? Oh, I get it now, your parents are choosing riches over love, intending to marry you off to some rich young master, and you’re unwilling, so you asked me to pretend to be your husband, right? Don’t worry, I’m a professional at this too.”

Lu Tianxing’s eyes gleamed as he admired Xue Man’s figure, praising her with a tsk-tsk. ”Ah, with curves in all the right places, an S-shaped body—nice, very nice. Considering how beautiful you are, I’ll reluctantly agree to your request.”

”Lu Tianxing, what are you saying? Go to hell!”

Xue Man’s face darkened, and she raised her fist to smash it into Lu Tianxing’s face.

”Whoa there, Minister Xue, you were actually going to hit me?”

Lu Tianxing jumped back, surprised that Xue Man would resort to violence without a second thought, and quickly dodged her punch.

”Yes, violence! That’s right, today I’m going to fight with you—how dare you! Lu Tianxing, you bastard, you dared to flirt with me. Let me tell you, there won’t be room for both of us today.”

His punch missed, and upon hearing Lu Tianxing’s words, Xue Man’s previously delicate and pretty face twisted into a malevolent sneer. Her beautiful eyes blazing with murderous intent, she hesitated not a moment before charging at Lu Tianxing, lifting her foot to deliver a cruel low blow, aiming viciously at him.

”Minister Xue, you’re being too harsh, stop it right now, or don’t blame me if I lose my temper,”

Lu Tianxing shouted, hastily retreating to avoid the ruthless kick.

”Lose your temper? You think I’m afraid of you? Today, I’m going to make sure we both go down together, you bastard.”

With that, Xue Bing lashed out with a high kick, whooshing towards Lu Tianxing.

The sharp precision of the kick brought a whistling of the wind!

”Minister Xue, are you forcing my hand here?”

Facing this fierce attack, Lu Tianxing’s expression didn’t change in the slightest. He didn’t even bother dodging, casually lifting his hand to catch Xue Man’s leg, and without hesitation, he returned the favor with a hearty slap on Xue Man’s buttocks.

”Smack!”

The crisp sound of the slap resonated in the office.

Xue Man was completely stunned, her backside feeling a burning pain, and her body stiffened; she could not have anticipated Lu Tianxing having the audacity to do such a thing.

”Not good, there’s gonna be trouble now.”

With that slap, Lu Tianxing instantly came back to his senses, internally cursing the situation; he was sure to be in deep trouble now.

Homicidal rage erupted from Xue Man in an instant, and her voice roared through the office like the bellow of a Lioness from River East.

”Lu Tianxing, you son of a bitch, I will tear you to pieces.”

Before her words even finished, Xue Man sprang towards Lu Tianxing with claws bared, determined to perish alongside him today.

Startled by her assault, Lu Tianxing quickly dodged to the side.

”Calm down, Minister Xue, stay calm! You have to believe me, that was just an accident, yes, just an accident! Minister Xue, you have to believe me.”

”I’d sooner believe that pigs can climb trees than believe your rotten mouth, Lu Tianxing. Today, only one person will walk out of this office.”

Xue Man chased Lu Tianxing around several times until she seemed to remember something sudden. She dashed to the office desk, yanked open a drawer, and pulled out a pair of small scissors used for cutting paper, pouncing at Lu Tianxing with a ferocious expression.

”Fuck!”

Lu Tianxing couldn’t help but curse. Why did he always find that these women, for whatever reason, like to keep a pair of small scissors handy? Bai Zhiqing was one thing, but now Xue Man was no exception either; who on Earth invented this thing? Was it specifically designed to target their male counterparts?

It was a chaotic scene in the office, with Xue Man’s furious shouts and Lu Tianxing’s pleas for mercy echoing within the room.

It took a good while before Xue Man, holding the scissors, sat down on the couch, panting heavily and glaring daggers at Lu Tianxing.

She realized that the guy, Lu Tianxing, was just like an eel, so slippery that just as she felt she was about to catch the bastard, he managed to slip away in a whiff of smoke. After half a day’s chase, not only had she failed to catch Lu Tianxing, but she had also worn herself out, panting heavily.

Looking at the heavily panting Xue Man, Lu Tianxing, standing at the office door, said, ”Minister Xue, I’ve already told you that you can’t catch me. You insisted on this, and besides, this is just a misunderstanding. Once you’ve calmed down, I’ll come back to apologize, okay? I’ll be going now.”

With that, Lu Tianxing prepared to open the door to leave. Xue Man was enraged, and it was better not to provoke her further. Once she cooled down, everything would naturally be resolved.

Watching Lu Tianxing about to leave, Xue Man abruptly stood up from the sofa with a sneer and said, ”Go on then, Lu Tianxing. If you dare to step out of this door, I’ll immediately call the police and report that you assaulted me. Do you believe me?”