Invincibility Begins with a Super Fairy Manny

Chapter 697: Chapter 697: A Day in the Life of Dog Abuse (3rd Update)

“Husband, who was that just now?” An Yan asked.

Xue An smiled, “Just a leader of some riffraff from Beijiang that I taught a lesson to before. But the guy is pretty decent. Not only did he send people to guard this place, he also secretly helped Uncle Xie and the others, so I rewarded him with a few pieces of dragon liver.”

“Oh!”

“Oh what? Do you know him?”

“Hehe, no, I don’t!” An Yan said, looking foolish.

Seeing her reaction, Xue An tousled her hair with an air of resignation, “You don’t know him, yet you ‘oh’. You really are a fool!”

“Annoying, you’ve messed up my hair again!” An Yan pouted, her face flustered, like a little cat with its fur standing on end.

Unable to resist her adorable appearance, Xue An reached out again to gently pinch her nose.

“Who are you calling annoying?”

This enraged An Yan to the point of baring her teeth and claws, “You’re annoying, it’s you who’s annoying!”

“Oh? Then I guess I won’t let go now!”

“Wuwuwu, you big bully, always picking on me! My nose hurts!” An Yan put on a face as if on the verge of tears.

Xue An thought he had really pinched An Yan’s nose painfully and quickly released his hand.

An Yan took the opportunity to crouch down, burying her head in her knees.

Watching her shoulders tremble slightly, as though she were crying, Xue An was so guilt-ridden he didn’t know what to do with himself.

“Yan’er, I was wrong, I was only teasing you. I really didn’t mean to!” But as Xue An spoke to one side, Yan’er moved to the other. When he turned to speak to that side, she moved back again.

So Xue An began to turn in circles as he apologized to Yan’er.

Finally, out of helplessness, Xue An also crouched down and said, “How about… you pinch my nose?”

No sooner had he finished speaking than An Yan abruptly looked up, a smile playing on her lips, not a trace of tears to be seen.

“Alright! That’s what you said!”

Xue An was somewhat dumbfounded. Was he being tricked?

Before he could collect his wits, An Yan revealed her pearly white teeth, “But I don’t want to pinch your nose. You’re a Golden Immortal, how could a little girl like me possibly pinch you? I’m going to bite you to death!”

With that, An Yan bared her teeth and pounced on him, sinking her teeth into Xue An’s shoulder.

Xue An, caught off-guard, was bitten firmly by An Yan, and it hurt so much that he gasped for air.

But at that moment, a golden light glimmered on Xue An’s shoulder. This was his body’s natural reaction to feeling threatened.

If the golden light condensed, An Yan’s teeth would probably be shattered.

Therefore, Xue An’s gaze turned cold, and the golden light on his shoulder dissipated instantly.

But discarding his cultivation level meant he was enduring An Yan’s bite with only his physical body.

After all, Yan’er was a Loose Immortal, and her bite packed quite a punch.

At the very least, Xue An was in so much pain that cold sweat appeared on his forehead, yet he clenched his teeth and made no sound.

An Yan then sensed something was off, and reluctantly opened her mouth, only to see Xue An squatting there drenched in sweat, a look of agony on his face.

“Husband, you… how come…”

An Yan wanted to ask why Xue An didn’t use his cultivation level to resist.

Xue An pulled up a slight smile, “You silly girl, if I’d used my cultivation level, your teeth would have been shattered!”

“Then you’re just… enduring it?”

“Hehe, it’s nothing!”

Seeing Xue An’s smile, An Yan suddenly felt exceedingly awful, like she was throwing a tantrum for no reason.

Then she caressed Xue An’s shoulder.

All she saw was that his clothes were torn, and deep teeth marks were in his flesh, where An Yan’s two canine teeth had dug in and were still oozing trickles of blood.

“Husband, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to!” Seeing this, Yan’er felt so heartbroken that tears almost fell.

She felt like she hadn’t used much strength at all.

How did she manage to bite her husband like this?

Xue An then laughed, “Alright, alright, it’s okay, don’t cry! Let’s just say I got bitten by a little dog!”

Yan’er nodded reflexively, “Mm… mm?”

Then a golden light flashed across Xue An’s shoulder, and it healed completely, leaving not even a trace of the bite marks or blood behind.

And seeing that teasing smile on Xue An’s face, Yan’er knew she’d been fooled again.

She clenched her teeth in anger and pounced on him fiercely.

“Stinky husband, this time I’m going to bite off a piece of your flesh!”

“Whoever bites me is a little dog!”

“I bite whoever is the little dog!”

The two of them were a rambunctious mess.

The two little girls watching TV were getting a bit impatient and shouted loudly, “Dad! Mom! Stop messing around! We want to watch TV!”

In fact, from the beginning, the two little girls behaved as if they didn’t see Xue An and An Yan romping around, their eyes glued to the TV.

It was only when the two blocked their view that they got a bit angry and shouted.

The reason? Well…

Maybe it was because they had seen too many such dog-abusing scenes that they had become somewhat immune.

Eventually, the battle ended with Xue An’s surrender.

The price was gaining three sets of teeth marks on his shoulders.

And An Yan made it clear that she wouldn’t let him use his cultivation level to heal.

Xue An could only accept it with a bitter smile.

Late at night.

Outside, the autumn wind was bleak, and the night air was as cool as water.

Xue An sat quietly on the living room sofa, gazing at the moonlight outside.

At that moment, the bedroom door was gently pushed open.

An Yan tiptoed out.

“Have they all fallen asleep?” Xue An asked with a smile.

An Yan nodded, then sat down beside Xue An.

“Fancy a drink?” Xue An asked with a smile.

“Mm!”

Xue An then took out a bottle of red wine and some snacks from An Yan’s ring.

The two lightly clinked their glasses, then smiled at each other and drank the wine.

“It’s been a while since we last drank together!” An Yan exclaimed somewhat sentimentally.

When they had first returned to Beijiang, An Yan had not been pregnant yet, and Xue An had found a job he liked. It was a time when they were full of vigor and vitality.

So, Xue An would often buy some cold dishes on the way home from work, and they would have a few drinks together.

As they drank, they would chat about the past or share their dreams and hopes for the future.

Often while talking, they would burst into hearty laughter.

Back then, the small house was often filled with their laughter.

But later on, things took a sudden turn, and in the end, they separated.

“Yes, it has been a long time!” Xue An said softly.

An Yan suddenly fell silent.

For her, this “long time” might have been only four or five years.

But for Xue An, it was more than three thousand long years.

What a desperately long three thousand years that must have been!

“Husband…”

Xue An smiled slightly, “It’s alright, everything is over now, isn’t it?”

An Yan nodded, then tenderly caressed the teeth marks she had left on Xue An’s shoulder.

“Husband, you’re so silly. I told you not to heal and you really didn’t?”

“It’s because I’m silly that I managed to find you!”

“Annoying!” An Yan gently punched Xue An.

Another silence followed, and An Yan rested her head on Xue An’s shoulder, whispering, “Husband, when are we leaving?”

“Soon! Now that worldly affairs are almost settled, once Xuan’Er and the others return to Beijiang, we’ll leave!”

“Oh! Husband…”

“Hmm?”

“You’re so nice!”

In the end, An Yan got drunk that night.

Cough, of course, Xue An also won back a round.