Invincibility Begins with a Super Fairy Manny

Chapter 500: Chapter 500: Xue An, an Octopus is Looking for You (3rd Update)

When Tang Xuan’er had made a new full table of dishes, under Xiao Sha’s gaze filled with a killer aura, the octopus loli’s eating movements became much gentler.

Of course, it could also be because after transforming into a human form, she no longer had so many tentacles to help her.

In any case, this meal passed relatively peacefully.

However, another problem appeared.

That was the octopus monster turned out to be a chatterbox.

During the meal, she just kept babbling on and on.

And after the meal was finished, she was still talking non-stop.

Tang Xuan’er felt somewhat dizzy and finally managed to make out what was going on.

According to the octopus monster herself, her name was Xiao Yu.

That name… was simply beyond any desire to comment.

She was originally a monster living in the ocean and had come upon the orders of an exceedingly noble princess, requesting Xue An’s assistance.

But Xiao Yu had spent her whole life in the sea and had never been on land, so as soon as she arrived on dry land, she got completely disoriented and lost.

After stumbling around for over a month, she managed to find her way to Beijiang using a trace of the princess’s aura.

Originally, Number One Tian Villa had a Mountain-Protecting Formation Array. A little demon like Xiao Yu shouldn’t have been able to even climb up the mountain.

By chance, two dumb thieves were planning to steal from the Number One Tian Villa, and she secretly followed one of the thieves into the villa.

“What about those two thieves?” Tang Xuan’er asked.

“I ate them, ah! I hadn’t eaten anything for more than a month, I was practically going mad from hunger. Those two villains came right to my doorstep, so of course I couldn’t be polite! They tasted okay!” Xiao Yu said.

Tang Xuan’er: “…”.

Xiao Sha, with her legs crossed in the Erlang position, was picking her teeth on the side. Hearing this, she sneered, “Xuan’er sister, didn’t I tell you? Monsters will be monsters; they are capable of eating people, what else is there they can’t do?”

“As if you’re not a monster!” Xiao Yu muttered under her breath.

“What was that?” Xiao Sha glared with wide eyes.

“Ah, nothing. I was saying Xuan’er sister’s culinary skills are simply amazing. Having eaten this kind of food, I definitely won’t eat humans again!” Xiao Yu said.

“Did your princess say exactly what the matter was?” Tang Xuan’er asked.

Xiao Yu shook her head firmly, “Xuan’er sister, even though you’re very kind, my princess said that this matter can only be discussed with Mr. Xue!”

“Oh dear, you’re asking for a beating again, aren’t you?” Xiao Sha sneered.

“Xiao Sha sister, even if you kill me, I won’t speak!”

“Who’s your sister!”

“Alright, alright, stop fighting! Since it’s like this, then I’ll just make a call to Xue An!”

Xiao Yu was overjoyed, “Thank you, Xuan’er sister!”

Tang Xuan’er took out her phone and dialed Xue An’s number.

At that moment, Xue An was in a newly opened amusement park in Zhongdu, accompanying An Yan through a haunted house.

That’s right.

The dignified Immortal Venerable was actually visiting a haunted house.

Even though the haunted house boasted of utilizing 5D sound, lighting, electricity enhancements, and virtual reality, with all the actors having undergone specialized training.

But Xue An still found it to be incredibly boring.

However, helpless since his wife liked it, he just had to accompany her.

This was a long corridor, and the wooden floor was already somewhat rotten, making creaking noises when stepped on.

On either side of the corridor were Japanese-style sliding doors, many of which were already broken, but you couldn’t see what was behind those doors.

It seemed as though something behind the wooden doors absorbed all the light, making it extremely eerie.

An Yan clung nervously to Xue An’s arm, “Hus… husband, did you hear anything?”

“I did! It’s a woman crying,” Xue An said, unconcerned.

“Ah… so you heard it too! Aren’t you scared?” An Yan’s voice trembled.

“Scared?” Xue An thought for a moment, “I actually think this woman’s crying isn’t very heartfelt, they should deduct her bonus.”

However, An Yan obviously didn’t catch Xue An’s comment; at that moment, she had been affected by the surrounding atmosphere and was frantically imagining all sorts of terrifying scenarios.

The more she thought about it, the more afraid she became, and the hand clinging to Xue An trembled increasingly.

Xue An was caught between laughter and tears.

She was clearly scared to death, yet she had insisted on coming here to play.

Was this the contradictory nature of a woman?

Finally, they reached the end of the corridor.

All they had to do was push open this bloodstained wooden door, and they would have walked through the entire haunted house.

An Yan secretly sighed in relief.

They were finally out.

But just at that moment, a female ghost suddenly dropped down from the ceiling, hanging headfirst.

The ghost hung upside down with her hair falling to the floor, revealing an extremely horrifying face.

Why was it horrifying?

Because while the ghost’s body was upside down, her face was right-side up, and there was a sinister smile at the corner of her mouth.

Xue An didn’t even blink, even taking the time to appreciate the female ghost’s makeup.

Hmm.

Not bad, quite exquisite.

But An Yan was not nearly as calm.

She screamed in terror and instinctively extended her hand, slapping viciously.

That slap even raised a gust of wind.

If it had connected, the ghost probably would have shattered to pieces.

Xue An quickly flicked his finger, saving the female ghost before An Yan’s slap could land.

Boom.

The wooden corridor was instantly shattered, taking with it half of the haunted house, leveling it to the ground.

The power of An Yan’s slap was truly terrifying!

Amidst the ruins, An Yan stood dazed, along with the many employees of the haunted house who were equally stunned.

These people were all dressed as wandering spirits and wild ghosts, now suddenly exposed under the sunlight, all utterly confused.

A moment later, someone screamed in agony.

“My haunted house…”

In the end, Xue An settled the full compensation with the owner before leading An Yan away.

“Hon…honey, did I cause trouble?” An Yan asked timidly, looking at the somber-faced Xue An.

Xue An stopped in his tracks, turned around, and quietly looked at An Yan.

An Yan’s expression grew more timorous, and her fingers fidgeted unconsciously with the corner of her clothes, “I…I know I was wrong!”

Xue An’s lips slowly curled into a smile, and then he burst into loud laughter.

Amid the laughter, An Yan’s expression slowly shifted from bewilderment to clarity, then, with annoyance, she said, “You bad guy, you tricked me!”

Saying so, she moved to punch Xue An.

Xue An dodged with a chuckle.

“Alright, alright, I just couldn’t help laughing when I imagined your bewildered face standing in the middle of the ruins. I really wasn’t mocking you!”

“You still say you weren’t!” An Yan retorted unrelentingly.

The two were teasing and playing around.

Xue An’s cell phone rang.

He looked at it and paused.

“Who’s calling?” An Yan leaned in and asked.

“It’s Xuan’Er!” Xue An said and then answered the call.

“Hello, Xuan’Er, what’s up?”

Tang Xuan’er, hearing that familiar voice, felt a slight flush on her face but composed herself and said, “Xue An, a squid said there’s an urgent matter to discuss with you!”