After signing with AC Milan, I will be the king of football!

The next day.

After Huang Kaiwen got up,

he saw that the Milan Sports Newspaper was praising him and even touting him as a hot favorite for the Ballon d’Or.

Huang Kaiwen, overjoyed, turned on his computer.

What caught his eye was nothing serious.

”No doubt Huang Kaiwen faked his injury, analyzing the timing of Huang Kaiwen’s injury from the situation on the field”

”Huang Kaiwen wasn’t injured yesterday, has he entered a new era?”

”Why the hell isn’t Huang Kaiwen injured, I lost 10 bucks to my roommate.”

Huang Kaiwen checked to confirm, it wasn’t that they were blackening his name, right?

They’re all damn fake fans, pseudo-soccer aficionados!

These little shits are finally starting to play dirty.

These people on the forums are no good.

Not as knowledgeable about soccer as the short video fans.

Hoping against hope,

Huang Kaiwen opened the recently launched Toudou Net.

The video with the highest views was a highlight reel of his ”injury fake-out.”

Second place was a compilation of Ancelotti’s sideline antics.

The third-ranked video, uploaded just yesterday, was of Inzaghi kissing him.

Seeing the replies, Huang Kaiwen wanted to chop people through the internet connection.

Then Huang Kaiwen opened the video site Next Week Homecoming.

The number one play was shockingly his Marseille turn own goal.

Huang Kaiwen, hands propping up his chin, fell silent.

What kind of spirit

would possess internet-addicted youths, despite expensive internet fees,

to boost a recently uploaded video to number one in plays?

Huang Kaiwen decided he couldn’t let them slander him.

He, Huang, still had the burden of being an idol.

So he resorted to the entertainment industry’s tried-and-true method.

Use one hot topic

to divert attention from another hot topic.

Upon receiving a call, Inzaghi hurried over to Huang Kaiwen’s place, excitedly gave Huang Kaiwen a hug, and asked, ”Dude, have you finally come to your senses? It’s not too late, Milan Fashion Week isn’t over yet, let’s go conquer the world!” ”Filippo, how’s your singing?”

Huang Kaiwen asked abruptly.

”How’s my singing?” Inzaghi pointed at himself, a look of insult on his face as he said, ”If it weren’t for my love of soccer, I would’ve become a singer a long time ago.”

Huang Kaiwen didn’t quite believe Inzaghi’s words.

Seeing Huang Kaiwen’s look, Inzaghi belted out two lines from a popular English song.

Surprisingly, he wasn’t bad.

Huang Kaiwen patted Inzaghi’s shoulder with a look of satisfaction.

But things took a sharp turn for the worse when Kaka arrived.

”I really can’t sing,” Kaka admitted, embarrassed.

Huang Kaiwen initially thought Kaka was being modest about not being able to sing.

It turned out he really couldn’t sing.

If Kaka posted a singing clip online, the fans would beg him to shut up.

The Milan Men’s Singing Group was dead before it even started.

”Our family doesn’t have much talent for singing,” Kaka explained during lunch.

”Indeed, God is fair,”

Huang Kaiwen sighed and said.

Kaka had Huang’s good looks by eight parts,

and soccer skills a hundred times better than his.

It just wasn’t possible for him to have Huang’s singing abilities too.

”Are you thinking of releasing a single?”

Inzaghi asked eagerly, ”If we form a group, we can definitely charm all the women to death.”

”Too bad Ricardo can’t sing,” Huang Kaiwen said, munching on a steak that was as tasteless as wax.

Inzaghi said nonchalantly, ”You can always lip-sync if you can’t sing!”

Yeah!

Huang Kaiwen’s eyes lit up.

Sometimes Inzaghi could come up with good ideas.

”Filippo, not a bad idea.”

”Who do you think I am!” Inzaghi said with pride.

After lunch, Huang Kaiwen dug out his camera.

He dragged Kaka and Inzaghi into filming.

Huang Kaiwen didn’t want to appear on camera just yet.

A few hours later.

Inzaghi, looking completely dejected, asked, ”Can we finish now?”

Huang Kaiwen looked at Kaka and Inzaghi, lackluster and listless, and reluctantly agreed.

Lip-syncing to ”As Long As You Love Me” all afternoon wasn’t easy.

Seeing Huang Kaiwen nod.

Even Kaka didn’t stay to play games, he just put on his jacket and ran out.

Huang Kaiwen sat in front of the computer editing videos.

When Barbara got off work and came back, she was surprised to see that Huang Kaiwen wasn’t playing games.

”Dear, what are you doing?” the young lady asked.

”I’m about to upload a video!”

Seeing it was finally successful.

Huang Kaiwen breathed a sigh of relief.

Now, no one would remember his Marseille roulette own goal anymore.

They would only remember the combination of Kaka and Inzaghi—frontcourt boys.

...

October passed.

The store refresh arrived.

Still no good missions.

It’s possible that these players from Milan didn’t really have any problems in the future.

Huang Kaiwen could only turn his attention to the shop.

Trait: [Big Mouth (Matthäus)] 200 fate points.

Templates: [Zico] 10,000 points, [Nedved 7,000 points], [Phil Jones] 3,000 points.

Skills: [Fancy Dribbling Mastery] 3,000 points, [Repair Mastery] 100 points.

Items: [24-hour Injury Immunity Card].

There are no star-specific items, huh.

Looking at his own fate points of 3,190.

After taking the [Immunity Card], Huang Kaiwen also bought [Repair Mastery].

Skill: Repair Mastery—unclogging drains, maintaining headlights, repairing engines, changing oil coolant, essential household life skills.

Skill description.

Huang Kaiwen recognized all these words.

But the significance they represented.

Huang Kaiwen couldn’t be sure.

The young lady had already gone to sleep, so he couldn’t try it out.

Huang Kaiwen could only go to sleep and wait for tomorrow. Bayern Munich would come to San Siro Stadium, and he couldn’t stay up late.

...

Early in the morning.

Awakened from a nightmare.

Huang Kaiwen felt this wasn’t a good sign.

He used the [Immunity Card] in the afternoon and then went to the team.

During training.

Nothing strange happened.

It wasn’t until he drew cards before the match that he realized where the problem lay.

[Ding, you have obtained the 2014-2015 Bundesliga, Bayern Munich vs Schalke 04, Manuel Neuer single-game experience card]

Huang Kaiwen finally drew a goalkeeper [Experience Card] for the third time.

Logically speaking.

Neuer was very strong.

He even created a style, the Sweeper keeper.

At his peak, Neuer’s defensive range covered the entire penalty area, and he could even rush out of the box to compete for the ball.

It was akin to having a goalkeeper good at charging out plus a defender great at heading.

To people, it felt like Neuer’s team had an extra player on the field.

Neuer would definitely play better as a goalkeeper.

Huang Kaiwen looked at Dida.

Considering whether he should take action.

Thinking about the substitute goalkeeper, Huang Kaiwen decided to let it be.

He’d play another position.

”Coach, I want to try a different position today.”

As soon as Huang Kaiwen’s words fell, the locker room instantly quieted down.

”Which position do you want to play?” Ancelotti asked.

It was permitted to make last-minute changes to the lineup before the match, since sometimes players have unforeseen circumstances.

”It must be goalkeeping, let Nelson substitute,” Inzaghi said with schadenfreude.

”If Kevin wants to play, I don’t mind not playing today.”

Dida said, already starting to remove his gloves.

”I want to play as a forward.”

As soon as Huang Kaiwen finished speaking, Inzaghi couldn’t laugh anymore.

Shevchenko was injured, and that’s the only reason he had returned to the starting position.

He was thinking about taking advantage of this time to perform more and win back his place.

But Huang Kaiwen had spoken.

Remembering how Huang Kaiwen let him have the hat-trick before.

Inzaghi gritted his teeth and said, ”Then I’m willing to switch.”

”Luca, you’ll substitute today,” Ancelotti said to Toni.