From Folly to Fortune：I Rewrite My Life After Rebirth!

Chapter 734: Chapter 730: Still Not Okay (Sixth Update)

”Shuangshuang, you’re so nice!” Lu Yuanfeng chuckled.

”Of course, who would be like you, this silly boy, getting so caught up with serious stuff that you don’t eat and get gastric problems? Hurry, eat, and I’ll tell you about tonight’s plan.”

Mu Shuangshuang carefully explained everything to Lu Yuanfeng.

Including the plan to give Wang Dali fake medicine.

Lu Yuanfeng was intrigued by this.

”Shuangshuang, what did you give Wang Dali that scared him like that?” Lu Yuanfeng asked.

Lu Yuanfeng knew Mu Shuangshuang always had crafty ideas, and this time would surely be something amusing.

”Do you really want to know?” Mu Shuangshuang asked, ”No regrets?”

Lu Yuanfeng shook his head. ”No regrets!”

”Haha, if I tell you, don’t blame me. It’s just dried chicken poop from the ground. But to be honest, I was quite worried Wang Dali might taste it!” Mu Shuangshuang said.

”...”

Lu Yuanfeng choked, spraying his mouthful of food, but fortunately redirected it towards the ground.

Mu Shuangshuang, still looking innocent, said, ”I warned you, no regrets about this, you can’t blame me!”

”I don’t blame you, it’s true, I asked for it.”

”That’s more like it.”

Lu Yuanfeng happily continued eating with his bowl in hand.

After taking a few bites, he suddenly asked, ”Shuangshuang, are you meeting Wang Dali at midnight today?”

”Of course, Wang Dali is not a good person. If I hadn’t been there today, my Aunt Xiao Hua would have suffered greatly. So I have to get some payback to swallow this anger.”

Lu Yuanfeng immediately said, ”Then I’ll go with you, let’s give Wang Dali a nice big gift. The only question is whether Luo Xiu’er was caught!”

A while back, Xia Guagua escaped. This time, Lu Yuanfeng hoped Luo Xiu’er wouldn’t escape too, or life afterward would be constantly on edge.

”There shouldn’t be any problem. I saw even Housekeeper Zhang is a tough character, and Luo Xiu’er seemed quite afraid of him.”

”Luo Xiu’er is ruthless and smart. If she isn’t caught, she’ll really be a big trouble and might even come to my Sixth Uncle’s family seeking revenge.”

Mu Shuangshuang gave a long speech expressing her thoughts.

Fortunately, Lu Yuanfeng had finished dinner, and Mrs. Li returned after watching the commotion, bringing good news.

She loudly proclaimed in the house.

”Oh dear, you wouldn’t know, that Luo Xiu’er is so foul-mouthed, she was caught, and still cursing.”

”This Luo Xiu’er has very bad character, Liulang, Xiao Hua, you mustn’t interact with such people, or it’ll ruin our Old Yu Family.”

Yu Liulang came back with her, visibly annoyed.

”Second Sister-in-law, if you have no more business, just go to sleep. Isn’t it annoying to keep nagging?

If you’re not annoyed, I’m tired of listening. Xiao Hua wants to sleep, please go back!”

Mrs. Li stirred up the atmosphere tonight, especially at first, suggesting Yu Liulang should marry Luo Xiu’er, having Luo Xiu’er sit beside Yu Liulang.

If Mrs. Li hadn’t acted so eagerly afterward, Yu Liulang might suspect she was in cahoots with Luo Xiu’er.

Being criticized like that, Mrs. Li pointed at Yu Liulang’s nose, yelling: ”You heartless little devil, if it weren’t for my shouting, would those gossipy women in the village enter the Old Luo Family’s yard?”

”How easily would your little problem be cleaned? I’m telling you, Yu Liulang, you have asked me for plenty, don’t be so rude to me.”

Mrs. Li finished speaking and angrily walked away.

Leaving an equally angry Yu Liulang.

It was Feng Xiaohua who coaxed Yu Liulang for quite a while before he calmed down.

At night, Feng Xiaohua prepared a basin of hot water for Yu Liulang, placing his feet into the wooden basin, diligently washing them.

Yu Liulang watched the person squatting on the ground with a face full of affection. ”Xiao Hua, you shouldn’t keep fetching water for me to soak my feet at night. I’m a rough man, my body heats up quickly, and I don’t need warm water to keep warm.”

”No way! You’re my man, I’m your wife. It’s only fitting for a wife to wash her husband’s feet.

Before I married, my dad often said a wife should take good care of her husband, make her man comfortable.

Besides, I like soaking your feet.” Feng Xiaohua smiled sweetly at Yu Liulang.

The man felt a rush of emotion as his perspective showed him Feng Xiaohua’s fair little face and slightly open neckline.

His eyes began to redden, his desire for Feng Xiaohua growing stronger.

Yet, Feng Xiaohua maintained her slow pace, continuing to wash and wipe Yu Liulang’s feet.

After cleaning Yu Liulang’s feet, she dipped her own feet into the basin.

They say cold starts at the feet, soaking feet at night can instantly raise body temperature. Feng Xiaohua was also chilly tonight, not soaking feet was impossible.

After washing up, she carried the wooden basin outside the room.

Yu Liulang watched Feng Xiaohua’s silhouette leaving, and stood up decisively. When Feng Xiaohua entered again, Yu Liulang carried her onto the kang.

Yu Liulang threw himself over, breathing heavily like an ox, Feng Xiaohua knew he wanted her.

Yet with the shadows of previous failures looming, Feng Xiaohua was somewhat scared.

”Liulang, it’s really late, how about we sleep?” Feng Xiaohua suggested.

”No, Xiao Hua, tonight I must revive my xiong prowess. The past few times were too embarrassing. If I fail again, I won’t be able to face you.”

In their newlywed bliss, her husband soon couldn’t-ju.

This situation was obviously unfair to Xiao Hua. Yu Liulang, as a man, if truly incapacitated, his wife enduring lifeless widowhood alongside him.

”Hmm!” Feng Xiaohua blushed, replying softly.

Yu Liulang, feeling bold, proceeded, taking off both his and Feng Xiaohua’s clothes and wandering hands over her body.

The escalated situation quickly stirred emotions between them.

Yu Liulang reached the critical moment, thinking success was near.

Who knew, Yu Liulang’s organ was limp, showing no sign of rising.

”Still not working...” Yu Liulang said disappointedly.

Feeling as if he’d been picked from a jar of pickles, all wrinkled.

Feng Xiaohua, already emotionally engaged, thought they’d succeeded.

She took deep breaths, comforting Yu Liulang. ”It’s okay, if not this time, maybe next?”

”But I’m afraid next time... Xiao Hua, you’re a good girl, I don’t want to let you down.” Yu Liulang said.

”Silly, I’ve married you, I’m yours. If you reject me, that’s truly harmful.”