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I Learned Magic for All the Wrong Reasons
Author: Hiimfrog
Fantasy Ongoing
Latest: Chapter 53: Honey Brought Her Own Qualifications
Updated: 2026-10-10 17:17:55
Dante had rehearsed his villain speeches for years, but he had never prepared for a beautiful woman to take one seriously and ask who they were getting rid of.At Blackwell University of Arcane Studies, everyone could do magic, which should have made him another first year struggling through the basics. Instead, every spell he cast made the women around him pay a little more attention, trust his explanations a little faster, and question his decisions a little less.For a self proclaimed roleplayer who had spent years imagining himself in charge, this seemed like an excellent reason to keep practicing. His mysterious warnings finally had an audience, and saying “I planned for this” usually bought him enough time to come up with something he could pretend had been the plan all along.Dante assumed he was becoming the man he had always wanted to be, especially when witches who could put him through a wall started asking what he wanted them to do. Admitting he had borrowed half his speeches from anime would have ruined things, so he kept talking and hoped he would learn enough magic to deserve their confidence.Unfortunately, they were already acting on things he had only said because they sounded cool, and telling them he had everything under control was getting people hurt.
- 1 Chapter 1: I Applied to Scares Customers and Got Drafted 2026-10-10
- 2 Chapter 2: The Hentai Box Levitates 2026-10-10
- 3 Chapter 3: Cereal Edgelord Strikes Again 2026-10-10
- 4 Chapter 4: Courtroom Defense: I Didn’t Look at Her Tail 2026-10-10
- 5 Chapter 5: Fuck Me, I’m the Protagonist 2026-10-10
- 6 Chapter 6: Hostage Situation via Fanfiction 2026-10-10
- 7 Chapter 7: The Nurse Said Shut Up 2026-10-10
- 8 Chapter 8: Unexpected Fluid Release 2026-10-10
- 9 Chapter 9: Very Good Landing (10/10 Weight Distribution) 2026-10-10
- 10 Chapter 10: "Watching Means Watching" (I Did Not Listen) 2026-10-10
- 11 Chapter 11: Professor Artemis Would Like a Word 2026-10-10
- 12 Chapter 12: Don’t Tell Them I Called 2026-10-10
- 13 Chapter 13: Everybody Wanted Another Demonstration 2026-10-10
- 14 Chapter 14: A Very Generous Man 2026-10-10
- 15 Chapter 15: Something He Hadn’t Seen 2026-10-10
- 16 Chapter 16: An Excellent Time to Shut Up 2026-10-10
- 17 Chapter 17: Curtains Opening at the Worst Possible Moment 2026-10-10
- 18 Chapter 18: Visitors Must Sign In 2026-10-10
- 19 Chapter 19: Who Promoted the Soup Above Me? 2026-10-10
- 20 Chapter 20: I Liked Him Until He Spoke 2026-10-10
- 21 Chapter 21: Worse Than Guessing Pornography 2026-10-10
- 22 Chapter 22: Romance Must Wait Until Everyone Can Count 2026-10-10
- 23 Chapter 23: Posey’s Poses and Other Dangerous Distractions 2026-10-10
- 24 Chapter 24: Grinning Into My Toast 2026-10-10
- 25 Chapter 25: Someone Took My Face for a Walk 2026-10-10
- 26 Chapter 26: Which One Said Please? 2026-10-10
- 27 Chapter 27: The Bird Was Not Qualified 2026-10-10
- 28 Chapter 28: A Very Expensive Impersonator 2026-10-10
- 29 Chapter 29: Somebody Else Paid for That 2026-10-10
- 30 Chapter 30: The Ground Was Optional 2026-10-10
- 31 Chapter 31: Please Don’t Sing the Incantation 2026-10-10
- 32 Chapter 32: Evil Needed a Better Schedule 2026-10-10
- 33 Chapter 33: Please Stop Coaching My Love Life 2026-10-10
- 34 Chapter 34: This Was Definitely a Date 2026-10-10
- 35 Chapter 35: Apparently I Wasn’t That Good a Kisser 2026-10-10
- 36 Chapter 36: Community Service Came With Teeth 2026-10-10
- 37 Chapter 37: We Should Stop 2026-10-10
- 38 Chapter 38: She Believed Him 2026-10-10
- 39 Chapter 39: Everybody Had Seen a Different Murder 2026-10-10
- 40 Chapter 40: That Was Not My Ass in the Evidence 2026-10-10
- 41 Chapter 41: Nobody Expected the Fist 2026-10-10
- 42 Chapter 42: She Had Not Asked for a Speech 2026-10-10
- 43 Chapter 43: Strictly Lower Body Research 2026-10-10
- 44 Chapter 44: The Shortcut Was a Terrible Suggestion 2026-10-10
- 45 Chapter 45: We Had Brought the Wrong Kind of Spirit 2026-10-10
- 46 Chapter 46: The Mushroom Had a Legal Department 2026-10-10
- 47 Chapter 47: Apparently Confidence Was Not a Permit 2026-10-10
- 48 Chapter 48: The Trees Disagreed About Everything 2026-10-10
- 49 Chapter 49: The Rescue Had Stripes 2026-10-10
- 50 Chapter 50: Nobody Had Ordered a Secret Society 2026-10-10