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Strongest Hammer God

Chapter 12 – Prison · Sep 29, 2026

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1 Chapter 1 – Suppression 2026-09-29
2 Chapter 2 – Contract 2026-09-29
3 Chapter 3 – Arrival 2026-09-29
4 Chapter 4 – Metal Stick 2026-09-29
5 Chapter 5 – Fantasy Land 2026-09-29
6 Chapter 6 – Chunks 2026-09-29
7 Chapter 7 – Vibrating Rod 2026-09-29
8 Chapter 8 – Ape Tactics 2026-09-29
9 Chapter 9 – Wolves 2026-09-29
10 Chapter 10 – The Hole 2026-09-29
11 Chapter 11 – Old Betty 2026-09-29
12 Chapter 12 – Prison 2026-09-29
13 Chapter 13 – Samson 2026-09-29
14 Chapter 14 – The City 2026-09-29
15 Chapter 15 – Learning 2026-09-29
16 Chapter 16 – First Proper Kill 2026-09-29
17 Chapter 17 – Narvonian Worm 2026-09-29
18 Chapter 18 – Cleaner 2026-09-29
19 Chapter 19 – Creature 2026-09-29
20 Chapter 20 – Going Back 2026-09-29
21 Chapter 21 – Body, Center, Mind, Soul 2026-09-29
22 Chapter 22 – The Team 2026-09-29
23 Chapter 23 – Horrendous Smell 2026-09-29
24 Chapter 24 – Tar Golem 2026-09-29
25 Chapter 25 – Incubator 2026-09-29
26 Chapter 26 – The Four Aspects of Power 2026-09-29
27 Chapter 27 – Paths to Power 2026-09-29
28 Chapter 28 – Do Your Job! 2026-09-29
29 Chapter 29 – Warrior 2026-09-29
30 Chapter 30 – Mom and Dad 2026-09-29
31 Chapter 31 – Day with Lancel 2026-09-29
32 Chapter 32 – Hill 2026-09-29
33 Chapter 33 – Black Wall 2026-09-29
34 Chapter 34 – Sulfur 2026-09-29
35 Chapter 35 – Four Requirements 2026-09-29
36 Chapter 36 – Mining Weapons 2026-09-29
37 Chapter 37 – First Trial 2026-09-29
38 Chapter 38 – Don’t Do Drugs 2026-09-29
39 Chapter 39 – Second Trial 2026-09-29
40 Chapter 40 – Third Trial 2026-09-29
41 Chapter 41 – Using Your Soul 2026-09-29
42 Chapter 42 – Basic Mage Stone 2026-09-29
43 Chapter 43 – Craftsmen’s Stone 2026-09-29
44 Chapter 44 – Level Three 2026-09-29
45 Chapter 45 – 15 Gates 2026-09-29
46 Chapter 46 – Ritual 2026-09-29
47 Chapter 47 – Fourth Trial 2026-09-29
48 Chapter 48 – Nemesis 2026-09-29
49 Chapter 49 – Easy or Hard? 2026-09-29
50 Chapter 50 – Hole 2026-09-29

Chapter 12: Chapter 12 – Prison

Kyle woke up in confusion.

ʼFood time?ʼ he thought.

The hunger had returned, and it was pretty strong.

As he looked around, Kyle realized that his surroundings looked unfamiliar.

He immediately shot up.

ʼWhat the fuck? Where am I?!ʼ he thought.

Kyle was in a barren room with a metallic bed and a bucket in the corner.

There were no windows, but one of the walls was made of something that looked like glass.

However, it didnʼt completely look like glass.

It was giving off a slight blue shimmer, and it seemed to vibrate ever so slightly.

Despite the strangeness of the glass, Kyle could immediately tell where he was.

ʼIʼm in fucking prison!ʼ

Kyle ran to-

BANG!

”FUCK!” Kyle shouted as he fell on his ass before holding his head in pain.

He just wanted to run over to the glass, but he was much faster than expected and ran headfirst into it.

After calming down a bit, Kyle just looked at the glass in confusion.

ʼDid it move? No, right?ʼ

Kyle pushed himself up with a hand and noticed that the slight push had essentially put him into a full stand.

He blinked a couple of times and looked at his hand.

ʼThat was easy,ʼ he thought. ʼAm I really that strong?ʼ

Kyle looked down at his feet and jumped just a slight bit.

BANG!

”Fucking!” he shouted as he held his head again.

His head had hit the ceiling.

ʼWhy am I so retarded?!ʼ

Knock knock!

Kyleʼs head shot up as he heard knocking coming from the glass.

There, he saw a man dressed in some basic iron armor with a halberd on his back.

”Seluvium-et-allea, mart salvian Spaget-inum,” the guy said with annoyance.

ʼSpaghetti?ʼ Kyle thought.

”I didnʼt do nothinʼ wrong!” Kyle shouted in protest. ”Iʼm innocent! Let me see the judge!”

The man scrunched up his face in annoyed confusion.

”Malveria sum car! Spaget-inum,” the guy said.

”I donʼt want any spaghetti!” Kyle shouted back. ”I want to talk to the judge!”

The man raised an eyebrow and scratched the back of his iron helmet.

”Hul man Skeet?” the guard asked.

ʼSkeet totally sounds like a slur,ʼ Kyle thought. ʼBut I think we are just speaking different languages.ʼ

Kyle sighed in annoyance.

ʼOf course they donʼt speak American here! This is fantasy land!ʼ he thought in exasperation.

ʼI donʼt wanna learn another language...ʼ

Kyle stood up and pointed at himself.

”Me,” he said before shaking his head and showing that he didnʼt do nothing wrong. ”Innocent!”

Next, Kyle pointed at himself before making a little walking animation with his fingers. ”Me go!”

The guard had been in contact with hundreds of prisoners, and he knew exactly what Kyle wanted to convey.

He shook his head.

”Why?!” Kyle shouted, showing his exasperation and confusion by opening his arms.

”Mer,” the guard said before pointing at Kyle.

”Marta,” he said before making a gesture of slitting his throat.

”Narvoni Geno,” he finished, putting his arms together and mimicking a long thing that kept opening and closing its mouth.

Finally, he showed the universal symbol of money by running his thumb and index finger together. ”Hel.”

Kyle mimicked the gesture of the long thing with the snapping mouth. ”The turtle worm? Big thing? Scary monster?”

Kyle made several more gestures, indicating a big and scary monster.

The guard nodded. ”Narvoni Geno,” he repeated.

”Marta, right?” Kyle asked, showing several gestures that indicated killing something.

”Marta, en,” the guard said with a nod.

”I,” Kyle said, pointing at himself, ”Marta Narvoni Geno?”

Then, he pointed at himself and the room he was in.

”En. Mer Marta Narvoni Geno. Il selencia di Hel.”

”Hel,” Kyle repeated, showing the universal symbol for money.

”Hel,” the guard confirmed.

Kyle blinked a couple of times.

ʼI think heʼs saying that I am in prison because I killed the big turtle thing, and I think he wants money as payment.ʼ

ʼOr heʼs just asking for a bribe.ʼ

ʼDid I accidentally kill a domestic cow or something? Was that thing a pet?!ʼ

ʼThatʼs a terrifying cow!ʼ

Kyle smiled sheepishly as he mimicked emptying his pocket. ”Hel, no,” he said, shaking his hand.

”I have nothing,” Kyle said, gesturing at his clothing.

Yet, when he looked down, he only saw his abs and penis.

”Ah!” he shouted, quickly hiding his dick and balls with his hands.

He had been so used to being naked that he hadnʼt even noticed it.

The guard rolled his eyes and said some more gibberish.

Finally, the guard sighed and said some more gibberish while indicating that Kyle didnʼt have any money.

Kyle nodded several times.

The guard shrugged before saying more gibberish.

Then, he indicated the motion of hammering something or mining something with a pickaxe. It was difficult to discern.

ʼAh fuck. He wants to send me to a labor camp!ʼ Kyle thought in a bit of a panic.

Kyle didnʼt know how to answer.

So, he just looked awkwardly at the guard.

The guard furrowed his brows before scratching his little beard.

Finally, he pointed at Kyle. ”Mer Marta Narvoni Geno?” he repeated but phrased as a question.

ʼWell, I canʼt deny that I killed the turtle thing,ʼ he thought before nodding.

”Mer, Spartam!” the guard spoke louder, showing his muscles.

ʼI think heʼs asking if Iʼm strong,ʼ Kyle thought.

ʼDude, the last fight I had was against someone in middle school, and he whooped my ass. Iʼm not a fighter!ʼ

The image of the guard indicating manual work shot through Kyleʼs mind at that point.

ʼI donʼt like blue-collar work.ʼ

ʼAlthough, I did kill that turtle thing. I donʼt think that kid that beat me up could kill that thing.ʼ

ʼAlso, my body is really strong. The two bumps on my head are proof!ʼ

ʼBut I only won due to stupid luck and pure stupid.ʼ

”Eeeehhhh,” Kyle kept droning as he thought.

The guard raised an eyebrow as he waited for Kyleʼs answer.

After several seconds, Kyle showed his answer.

He just shrugged while tilting his head and torso slightly left and right, showing an evaluating and uncertain gesture.

”I have no idea if Iʼm strong or not.”

The guard scratched his helmet again.

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