Inheriting A Divine Cultivation Clan At The Start, All My Juniors Are Empresses

”Holy crap, bro, do you have a thing for cow heads? Your idea is just outrageous, can you really find entertainment in this kind of stuff?”

”Haha, don’t you get it? Eating cow heads is thrilling, it’s always thrilling to eat cow heads. Seeing Zong Liangqing snatch the Peach Pavilion Master from us, especially right in front of so many men like us, don’t you find it exhilarating? It’s like he’s taking what we cherish right in front of our eyes.”

”Damn! That’s awesome!”

”That’s exactly it. It’s like he’s barged into my yard, slapped me aside, then snatched my wife away, performing right in front of me. At that point, you better have a cabinet ready for me because I’ll be hiding inside sneaking peeks.”

”Wow, that’s really something. Bro, I never realized you had such a fetish. How long has this been going on? I know a famous physician here in Tiesi City, want me to take you to see him?”

”No need, no need, gossiping is quite enjoyable. Anyway, all we have to do is follow whatever the Celestial Capital Department does. And I won’t lie to you, we are good brothers; I genuinely hope Zong Liangqing snatches the Peach Pavilion Master right in front of the Celestial Capital Department. I bet I’d eat two more bowls of rice every day, this stuff is more of an appetite stimulant than mushroom beef sauce.”

Isn’t it so? With more purines than mushroom beef sauce, when it hurts, it really hurts, but there’s joy in the pain too. It’s completely ruined me.

In the Defense Department, this guy didn’t dare to speak. Anyway, he couldn’t handle it, this craziness! Had they reached such a wild time of life?

...

In the Imperial Decree Department, the City Lord sat around a fire eating watermelon. He wrapped himself in a thick wool blanket, holding a large watermelon. As his family talked about this, he wore a schadenfreude expression.

”Good!”

A sense of satisfaction emerged naturally.

”Really good!”

”Damn it, doesn’t the Celestial Capital Department usually bully our Imperial Decree Department all the time? They really think our department is the easy prey of Tiesi City! But now they’re being bullied, especially seeing the look on their leader’s face, it just feels so damn good! Chihuahua!”

”Zong Liangqing is good! The Peach Pavilion Master is even better! Zong Liangqing and the Peach Pavilion Master together, that’s just a perfect match!”

”This time, I want to see how the Celestial Capital Department handles this, how those big shots pretend to handle it. It’s in my lifetime that I finally get to see these jerks get what they deserve!”

”I want to see if they’ll act like cowards or try to bluff, after all, Zong Liangqing, who openly declared a relationship with the Peach Pavilion Master, must not be just anybody!”

”Hahaha!”

”It’s too great!”

”I just want to eat, eat, eat, eat!”

Chomping down on a large watermelon, the City Lord hadn’t heard of such good news in years, and his aged face beamed with light.

Honestly, if Yuchi weren’t an outsider and not from Tiesi City, he would have gone to visit Yuchi and celebrate him taking the Peach Pavilion Master, successfully capturing a city.

...

Outside the Wutao Pavilion, the crowd of gossipers had surrounded it completely.

”Who the hell stepped on my shoe!”

”Whose perverted hand is this?”

There really aren’t many things to do in winter, and everyone relies on heaven for their meals. Now a big piece of gossip has fallen right from the sky, so the gossipers had swarmed to the Wutao Pavilion. On one hand, they were extremely curious about the whole affair, and on the other hand, they really wanted to see what kind of figure Zong Liangqing was, who managed to win over the most famous woman of Tiesi City. This was practically a role model for us!

Inside the Wutao Pavilion, sweat dripped from Yuchi’s forehead.

He had already peeked through the window cracks to see the scene outside on the snow-covered ground. These gossipers looked like white radishes at a market, standing and stacking up together. Their colorful clothing squeezed against the outside of the pavilion, completely obstructing its usual business.

”So fierce! How reputable is Qian Qun in Tiesi City for this to go way beyond my expectations? Have I become a public enemy?”

Yuchi thought back to when he used to play games in his past life, asking people to block him to gain the title of ’public enemy.’

At first, it felt a bit pretentious, but it soon got boring and a bit embarrassing... Now the situation is surprisingly similar. He had just arrived in Tiesi City and didn’t really understand it, yet he had already become a famous figure here?

His index and middle fingers moved by his ears, this celebrity status needed air quotes: ”They aren’t here to see how cool I, Zong Liangqing, am, but rather to see how I meet my end.”

Pffft!

It’s like a dastardly person finally getting caught, then immediately engaging in a wild inner celebration.

”Fellow Daoists, I’m screwed, this time I’ve really messed up,” Yuchi muttered.