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Chapter 355 Literal meaningChapter 355 Literal meaning

The kid turned around and saw that the person who was talking was the one who wanted to spend a hundred dollars to buy his toy.

He snorted coldly: ”What do you mean?”

”Literally.” Cheng Ming said.

”Are you saying I’m a loser? Then can you skip six balls of water?” the kid asked proudly.

In his opinion, this passerby who appeared out of nowhere was actually looking down on his way of skipping stones on the water, which was simply too audacious.

Maybe you may think skipping stones is easy!
But only when you actually try it will you know how difficult it is to skip six stones on the water!
The angle of force, the strength, and the choice of stone, each factor is crucial. If there is any mistake, it is basically impossible to do it!
Stupid amateur!

The little boy was filled with contempt for this passerby uncle.

Unexpectedly, the passerby uncle said shamelessly: ”Six? Of course.”

”Hey, what are you bragging about? Can you do it?” Of course the kid didn’t believe it.

It wasn’t just him who didn’t believe it.

Even those kids who flatter him don’t believe it.

”Old man, can you skip stones?”

”You seem to look down on this?”

”How ignorant.”

”You still look down on our boss, can you do that?”

Cheng Ming said: ”Of course.”

But the kid obviously didn’t believe it.

”You come and try! See how many you can hit. If you hit fewer than me, how about you recognize me as the boss?” said the little brother.

When Cheng Ming heard this, his eyes rolled around and he thought of something.

He said, ”Why should I be your subordinate just because I fought less than you?”

”Because I’m better than you.” The kid said as if it was a matter of course.

The little brother’s world is so simple, whoever is more powerful is the boss?

The problem is that the game of skipping stones
Cheng Ming was not afraid at all. He looked ”unconvinced”: ”You say you are better than me, so you are better than me? I don’t accept it.”

”Not convinced? If you don’t agree, come and fight me!” The little boy was very confident.

”How do we compare?” Cheng Ming asked.

”It’s like skipping stones on water. You choose your own stones, and each person hits them once. The winner is decided in one round!”

Cheng Ming pretended to think about it and questioned: ”If I win, you sell me your bamboo dragonfly for 100 yuan, okay?”

Faced with such provocation from an ”outsider” like Cheng Ming, Xiao Haige was obviously annoyed and agreed to Cheng Ming’s request without hesitation.

”No problem! I don’t even need your money! As long as you can beat me, I’ll give it to you directly!” The kid was quite generous.

Cheng Ming gave a thumbs up: ”Good! Very courageous! Then I will compete with you!”

He didn’t seem afraid at all, which immediately made the kid alert.

”Hey, can you skip stones on water? Have you ever skipped stones on water?”

Cheng Ming shook his head: ”No.”

Immediately, the kids burst into laughter.

”You dare to challenge our boss without any experience?”

”Do you know that our boss is the best water skipping player in this neighborhood?”

”No one here can rival our boss!”

”You think it’s too simple, don’t you? You don’t think you can win just because you are older?”

”ignorance!!”

”As a newbie, you are doomed to fail!”

The children mocked Cheng Ming, while their leader, Little Brother, twisted his mouth in a proud manner.

”Is it difficult to skip stones on water?” Cheng Ming smiled. He pretended to take out his mobile phone, searched ”how to skip stones on water” on Douyin, watched the video, and received on-the-spot teaching.

Unexpectedly, this funny scene made the children laugh again.

”Hahaha, no, you really have never skipped a ball on water?”

”Who gave you the confidence to challenge our boss?”

”Learn on the spot?” ”That’s so funny.”

”Do you think this is so easy to learn?”

The children kept teasing Cheng Ming, but Cheng Ming was not affected at all.

He just watched the video and said to the kid brother: ”You go first, I’ll watch the video.”

The kid was also quite speechless.

He didn’t expect that this person would actually skip stones and learn it on the spot.
But he still didn’t plan to give up.

After all, he is the leader of the children!

He is the leader of this group of kids! If he loses in front of so many younger brothers, he won’t be able to control them in the future.

Therefore, he decided to use all his strength to win the game.

”I’ll go first, then I’ll go first!”

As he spoke, he walked closer to the river and began to look for a handy stone on the bank. Suddenly, he found what he was looking for.

That’s a broken tile!

This kind of tile is thin and flat, and is the most suitable material for skipping stones!

The kid picked up the tile happily. He turned around and reminded Cheng Ming: ”Look carefully! But don’t say you didn’t see it later!”

Cheng Ming then put down his phone and said, ”Don’t worry, I’ll be watching!”

After saying that, the kid took the same posture as before, took a step forward, and threw the tile out.

The little tiles slid across the water, jumping up and down continuously, one, two, three, four
All the way to eight!

Then the tiles fell into the water.

A total of eight stones were splashed into the water!
The children at the scene cheered!
”Oh my god!”

”so amazing!”

”As expected of our boss! He has made another breakthrough!”

”Eight water drops, Boss, you’ve never done that before, right?”

”Absolutely!”

“So strong!”

”You are worthy of being the strongest man on our Happiness Road!”

”The boss is awesome!”

The little pony boys are holding their boss’s stinky feet!
The little brother was almost blown to the sky by them. He had a smug look on his face, as if he felt he had already won the game.

He came in front of Cheng Ming.

”How’s it going? I’m great, right?”

”It’s really amazing.” Cheng Ming nodded, but he changed the subject and pointed to some videos of masters skipping stones on water playing on his mobile phone. Some masters’ tiles kept floating on the water, while some jumped more than ten times before finally sinking into the water.

”But it seems that you still have a gap with those masters on the Internet.” Cheng Ming pointed to the video on the mobile phone.

He looked innocent.

The kid still hadn’t learned how to manage his facial expressions, and looked a little embarrassed. He explained, ”Don’t be fooled by the fact that there seem to be a lot of people skipping stones, more than a dozen or twenty, but in fact, these are all fake and have no meaning at all!”

”is it?”

”of course.”

”Then hurry up and start!” The kid seemed a little impatient and began to urge Cheng Ming.

Cheng Ming had no choice but to do as he was told.

He slowly squatted down, picked up a piece of stone casually, and threw it away.
Then all the kids were shocked and their defenses were broken.

The stone that Cheng Ming hit just now obviously didn’t look very flat, so its innate conditions were definitely not good.

Moreover, Cheng Ming’s action of skipping stones on the water doesn’t seem to require much effort.

But the small piece of stone seemed to have turned into a boat. It jumped quickly on the water surface for nearly twenty times in a row. Even after it stopped jumping, it glided on the water surface for a long distance before finally getting away from the water!
The kid was stunned.

He pointed at Cheng Ming, his mouth trembling, and it was unclear what he was saying.

It took him a while to react.

”How many did I hit just now? Did you count them?” Cheng Ming’s voice came.