Quick Transmigration Cannon Fodder's Record of Counterattacks

Chapter 327: We’re Such a Match

Ning Shu saw that He Dahua’s face was so scrunched up that she couldn’t even see his eyes, so she asked, “What is it?”

He Dahua reached out to grab her hands, so she shoved a teacup into his grasp.

“Little beauty, since we’re such a match, why don’t you just marry me? I feel like our personalities are a good match too. We’re both very free and laidback people that don’t bicker about small details.” He Dahua gazed sincerely into Ning Shu’s eyes for a brief moment, then wailed, “My father wants me to get married. He said he’ll kick me out of the village if I don’t.”

Ning Shu curled her lips disdainfully. “Since when have we been a good match? At most we’re a pack of rogues, drinking buddies, or nodding acquaintances. What do you mean by asking me to marry you?”

“Can’t you be a little more rational?” Ning Shu continued in an annoyed tone. “There’s plenty of ladies in the village for you to pick from.”

“Moreover, you’re so ugly, what if it affects the children?” Ning Shu ended with a good attack.

He Dahua slapped his elephant trunk of a thigh and laughed. “Little beauty, do you know what I like most about you? I love your sense of humor! After all, if you look around He Village, where is there any man that’s anywhere close to being as outstanding as me?”

Ning Shu: …

Yue Lan furrowed her brows and gave a cold humph. “How could you possibly marry my miss? My miss is the the prime…”

“Ahem!” Ning Shu coughed to cut her off. Yue Lan stomped in vexation, then pouted. “Miss, could it be that you’re really going to marry this person? He, he’s…”

Yue Lan didn’t even know how to describe He Dahua.

“Little beauty, don’t worry, once you marry me, you can make all the decisions. All the chickens, ducks, and fish at home will belong to you, and I will belong to you too.” He Dahua patted his chest, causing his fat to shudder.

“I won’t allow it!” Wen Ruhua’s voice suddenly appeared. He Dahua turned around to look at him. “What busybody idiot is trying to stick his nose in? If I say it’s possible, then it’s possible!”

Wen Ruhua was so angry his face was ashen. He turned and sneered at Ning Shu, “Bai Qinxiang, you sure have a lot of tricks up your sleeve. It’s only been a few days, but you’ve already seduced the village tyrant to the point he’s willing to marry an abandoned woman like you and even give you all his family wealth.”

“You sure have an abnormal passion for wealth and glory.” Wen Ruhua’s eyes were scarlet as he glared at Ning Shu. “Bai Qinxiang, you’ve used me again! You used me to climb up the ladder again!”

He Dahua lifted his caterpillar-like brows at Ning Shu. “Do you understand what he’s saying? ‘Cause I sure don’t.”

“The woman you want to marry is nothing but an abandoned woman! She’s a shallow, greedy slut!” Wen Ruhua looked at He Dahua with disdain. “You sure have bad eyesight, to actually take a fancy to a woman that was driven out of the family by her man.”

He Dahua spat at Wen Ruhua, then lifted his chin. “What does that have anything to do with you? What does who I take a fancy to have anything to do with you? I’ll marry whoever I damn well like!”

Wen Ruhua was disgusted by He Dahua’s action and also felt severely insulted, so he gave a cold humph and stormed back into his room.

He Dahua turned towards Ning Shu again. “Little beauty, what Big Brother Dahua likes is your personality. Your past has nothing to do with me. You’re actually the first person I’ve found that fits my tastes. You’re completely unrestrained in your rudeness, so our personalities match pretty well. After all, I don’t want to marry some coy dainty woman. Aiy, that’d be a pain.”