Demonic Po*nstar System

Chapter 102 102: Teaching New Tricks to an Old Dog

Sarah nearly choked on her spoonful Nut*lla as she immediately burst out into hearty laughter. ”Tell him, Supreme Empress!”

- Corn Addict: Kekeke! Caught red-handed, are we, my friend?

- Kaidenʼs Wife: I must admit she brings up a valid point…

- Divine Light: When dealing with women, you gotta nod and apologize, no matter what nonsense they are spouting. That is, if you want to have at least a modicum of chance of getting head in the next decade. Take this experienced manʼs wisdom to heart. Your lives will be much easier if you do so, youngsters.

- Shadow Warrior: Experienced? You mean old?

- Divine Light: Shadow Warrior, huh. Let me see if you have an internet account, then Iʼll ask a few acquaintances to research your details so we can finish this chat in person.

- Shadow Warrior: Experienced senior, this witless junior is apologizing on his trembling knees!

- Divine Light: Hmph.

”I never said I donʼt like voluptuous girls,” Kaiden spoke up in his defense, ”Just that I appreciate all forms of feminine curves equally. Nyx is a bombshell who sometimes makes me forget even my name, but so do you. You should know better than anyone how much I appreciate your breathtakingly gorgeous body.”

”Hmm…” Luna didnʼt respond with words but thought inwardly for a few seconds before turning around and giving him a big, needy hug. ”I accept defeat. You are right, I was being jealous for no reason. Iʼm superior as a woman, as a person, as a combatant, as an entertainer—itʼs stupid of me to feel lesser.”

”Hey now, I didnʼt say that…” Kaiden replied wryly while eyeing Nyx, who had a sinister smile emerge on her lips as she stared at the purple-haired woman nuzzling her head into his chest.

- Divine Light: Damn! Not apologizing but instead bringing her up to the same level as the woman she was jealous of. What a smart lad; I approve! It seems that even at this age, I can still learn new things. Iʼll try it with the missus the next time she throws a hissy fit, Iʼm tired of getting on my knees.

Divine Light donated 10 Chronos!

A golden notification popped up with a soft chime. On the mental screen of the viewers, projected directly from their very soul, animated coins danced across to celebrate the donation.

”What the hell?! Thatʼs 1,000 dollars!” Sarah exclaimed in shock.

- Shadow Warrior: W-wait, maybe the senior truly is an awakened!

- Thirsty247: Thereʼs nothing on his profile, but awakened can make money from clearing dungeons, they donʼt need to video record it…

People could change their profile names on the awakened media platform, but they could not have multiple profiles. This meant that Divine Light didnʼt record a single video.

”Kai, can you check if Iʼm doing well?” Aria spoke up suddenly, grabbing his attention.

”Oh! Thanks, Divine Light! I wasnʼt paying attention. And thatʼs right, you should never apologize to your women unless youʼre truly at fault. Theyʼre like piranhas—if you give them an opening, they will eat you alive. Even a single apology when itʼs not you whoʼs in the wrong will let them know they can walk all over you, at which point correcting their behavior will become an arduous undertaking.

- Divine Light: *Hurriedly taking notes*

- Divine Light: Your wisdom belies your youthful age, junior! Youʼll make it far in life.

Divine Light donated 5 Chronos!

- DeleteYuumi: Senior Light, I can also bestow such wise teaching upon you, and I only ask for 5 bucks!

- Divine Light: Letʼs hear it then, bucko.

- DeleteYuumi: Wait, Iʼm not ready like this! I need some time to research.

- Divine Light: The clock is ticking, bucko. 3 seconds.

- Divine Light: 2

- Divine Light: 1

- DeleteYuumi: Agh… I canʼt do this!

- DeleteYuumi: Fuck…! My inner demons come out when Iʼm under pressure! Aghhh!!!

- DeleteYuumi: #Hitlerdidnothingwrong

DeleteYuumi left the stream.

Princeless Princess permanently banned DeleteYuumi.

The chat exploded with a wave of confusion, emojis, and multiple temporary mutes being handed out to other ʼeager chatters.ʼ Kaiden, however, remained calmly focused as if heʼd seen it all before.

While the chat was going through a bit of chaos, Kaiden moved to Aria as requested. ”Youʼre doing very well,” he stated, but his answer didnʼt seem to satisfy the girl, who meaningfully raised her arms toward the ceiling as if to signal something. She looked at him expectantly.

”Oh.” Kaiden soon realized what was going on and moved behind the girl, hugging her from behind just as he did with Luna. Once his hands were on her belly, a satisfied smile emerged on Ariaʼs lips before she lowered her hands and resumed cutting the meat.

However, she wasnʼt done just yet—the Moon Valkyrie tip-toed as another silent request of hers was sent to her boyfriend, who received it and acted immediately, laying a kiss on her lush silver hair.

- Thirsty247: #AriaSupremacy

- Shadow Warrior: #AriaSupremacy

- Corn Addict: #AriaSupremacy

It took Kaiden over five minutes to detach from his Moon Valkyrie as, up until that point, every time he did so, she would start whimpering like a love-starved puppy.

Next came Nyx, and because of her racy outfit, he was getting to touch her skin directly.

”Alright, youʼve all got your deserved pampering sessions. Now, letʼs finish things by cutting the boar.” Kaiden decreed once he was done delivering Nyxʼs well-deserved cuddling.

”Yes, Chef!” Three cheery girls voiced their agreement, now they were all feeling butterflies in their stomachs.

Aria even did a little spin on her heels from joy while Nyx licked her lips, clearly excited for the next step of the cooking process. Luna simply nodded with dignified grace, but her twitching ears gave her excitement away.

”Good job. Master Chef Kaiden is proud of his cooks; you all did well. Letʼs set up the table and dig in. The viewers who would like to watch my reaction, please switch to Nyxʼs stream; she will be sitting in front of me.”

Sarah immediately made the switch, and the cooking stream entered its final phase, where an unexpected guest would make an appearance!