D.E.M.O.N.S: Getting Summoned Weekly isn't so Bad

Chapter 371: Kamiko’s first summoning

”Right sorry Kat” said Kamiko ”I got a bit side tracked there. I didnʼt mean to spend so much time talking about ghosts… but I guess it is a little important to the story so it wasnʼt time wasted really. Um do you want a drink?”

”Iʼm fine, I donʼt really get a parched throat anymore, or at least, I havenʼt gone long enough without water that itʼs become a problem, and I can make ice if I really need. Also, I enjoyed the ghost talk it was informative.”

Kamiko smiled and her eyes started to twirl. ”Thatʼs great to hear. I guess I should start the summoning story then. So, I got called off to this temple you see. In the middle of a massive room filled with… Oh it must have been two hundred people or so? Maybe more, all praying to the circle that I was summoned in.

”The place itself was mostly wooden and stuff, pretty bare, but what was there was spectacular. The support beams, all four of them, were beautifully carved with all sorts of flowers lining it all the way to the top. Actually, wait, I think there was just polished wood until a bit past head height? To keep it away from hands maybe?

”Anyway, the walls on either side had big murals on it. One was of some dude fighting a dragon, I think? Sorry I didnʼt get to spend long looking at them, and unlike the pillars they didnʼt stand out that much to me. I think the second one was a mountain landscape, though rather stylised if I remember that much.

”They also had this massive bell behind me, supported by a couple of stacked wood blocks… Iʼm not sure why it was like that though, because it wasnʼt hung up by them, no that would make way too much sense. Instead, they had the bell balancing on them. No idea how they ever actually used the thing.

”Still, Iʼm getting side tracked again. So, this guy comes up to me once Iʼve been summoned, and he has this large black hat and these really colourful robes, and a massive beard. He just sort of looks impressive you know the type?

”So, he walks up to me, claps his hands together and bows twice and says… complete nonsense. Now, at the time, I was freaking out. I thought that my translation ability wasnʼt working and I was dying inside trying to figure out what Iʼd done wrong or why I couldnʼt understand anything he was saying.

”And he was just sort of… looking at me after heʼd finished like I was supposed to do something else. We both sort of just… stared at each other for a while until eventually I start looking around, and then he starts looking rather unimpressed and some more time passes, and eventually, he turns around and looks at some other guy in the front row.

”Donʼt remember him, I think he was hidden from view by the big hat guy, and he says, ”I think something has gone wrong with the ritual” now, of course, I was even more confused. Why did they think something had gone wrong, why did my translation work now? Did it need a bit of time to get whatever language he was speaking in the database or something?

”Should I tell him I can understand him now? All sorts of questions are running through my head when the kneeling dude says, ”As far as I know the words were correct sir” and the big hat guy says, ”Well clearly something has gone wrong hasnʼt it?” so at this point, Iʼm freaking out, theyʼre freaking out, everyone in the background… is actually pretty chill if Iʼm being honest, but I was thinking they were also freaking out.

”So I just sort of blurt out something like ”What the heck are you talking about?” and they look at me like Iʼd just… stabbed someone or something? Anyway, they complain a bit about how I didnʼt respond originally, and I explained that I didnʼt understand them which for some reason was very confusing.

”Anyway, so it turned out that, oh wait, did I mention everyone in the crowd was a man? That will be a little more relevant in a second. So anyway, apparently they were happy with what I was wearing because it was close enough to be mistaken for a shrine maiden outfit of their religion, and women are responsible for cleansing places of ghosts.

”Now, at the time, I had no idea what a shrine maiden was, what they wore, how they acted, or anything at all about ghosts so I sort of looked at them funny, and they asked what the problem was…

”Skipping over the back and forth a bit, it came out that for some reason no women had been born at that temple in nearly a hundred years at that point, and their previous head shrine maiden, had died about a year before they contacted me. Seemed really weird, but they also mentioned they were in the middle of nowhere and grew most of their own food and stuff, so it wasnʼt like they had travellers or guests that would add women to the population.

”Well, I did later find out there was two girls there, but they arrived six months after the last one died and were like… fourteen or so? So they didnʼt know anything about performing exorcisms.

”Which, thatʼs what I was called for. Apparently they were certain that at least one ghost, maybe more had settled into their temple after the shrine maiden died and that theyʼd summoned me to take care of it.

”Now, you have to understand, at this point I was already confused, and at several points in time Iʼd thought that D.E.M.O.N.S had given me the wrong job, so instead of doing the sensible thing, of agreeing and trying my best or asking D.E.M.O.N.S if there was a problem or something, I started arguing about the fact that I couldnʼt do it…”

*Wait… something has just occurred to me. Why do people default to calling it D.E.M.O.N.S in conversation? If what Kamiko has told me is true… they donʼt get access to the system until they are older… so how did they get into the habit of referring to it that way? Surely before they get the system and translation up and running there isnʼt a difference between D.E.M.O.N.S and demons when you say it… right?*

Kamiko, happily retelling her story, didnʼt notice Katʼs inner turmoil. ”Which took a while, and the people still bowing down in the back were clearly getting uncomfortable. And that one guy I didnʼt see, he spoke up a few times as well… still bowing and hidden behind big hat guy.

”Well, eventually, I did actually ask D.E.M.O.N.S to go back, but it told me that I was capable of completing the mission, and wanted to know if I actually wanted to leave. Well, as you can imagine that threw me for a massive loop. So I was then in a bit of a bind. Iʼd spent like… twenty minutes? Maybe more explaining all the reasons I COULDNʼT do this job, only to get told by the highest authority that I really can do it.

”So Iʼm freaking out. Despite knowing I can do it, I still donʼt really know how, and it was going to be super awkward to just go and do it. I wanted so badly to just run away and hide, or head back home…

”But I also knew Iʼd never live it down if I just left my first summoning without even trying. The triplets would hound me for years and Aslena would do that weird disappointing stare thing she can do that makes you feel like somehow you can never recover from the humiliation even when it really wasnʼt that bad.” Kamiko gave off a cute huff, and a slight pout as she thought of her sistersʼ reactions. ”I havenʼt… exactly mentioned that part to them, so if you could avoid it as well that would be great…

”Anyway, the guys that were arguing with me really quickly noticed that I wasnʼt arguing as strongly anymore, so the hat guy just stopped, looked a bit smug and asked if I was going to do it. So I said to him. ”Ok, I will, but know this. I canʼt do anything about ghosts. Iʼll try, but I canʼt touch ghosts” annoyingly, he just scoffed at me and said ”well of course you can, youʼre just shy” and… well honestly, I donʼt see why that was his go to assumption, but I sighed and asked him what was going on, and hoo boy did he look smug when he started to explain all the strange things happening around the temple. A few others joined in throughout his story to add events, or sometimes clarify things, but mostly it was hat guy and what he said was…