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Chapter 3025: Chapter 3023: It’s Onion, I Added Onion!

The three-eyed young senior arrived quickly. In fact, as soon as he connected to Tyrant Kindness’s communication link, Daozi had already quietly opened the gateway to the “time-distorted secret realm” for him.

This was also why, under the different flow of time, the three-eyed young senior could still have a normal conversation with Father Goudan.

Otherwise, the time it takes for the three-eyed young senior to move over here might have been half a day longer for the people inside the secret realm.

After exchanging a smile, the three-eyed young senior was the first to speak, “Long time no see, Father Goudan. Knowing you were here too, I thought about it and specially prepared a gift for you.”

“You’re too polite, Loves Eyes.” Father Goudan laughed and came forward, extending his claw to shake with the three-eyed young man.

The three-eyed young man looked at Father Goudan’s clawed glove, and Father Goudan looked at the three-eyed young man’s small gift box.

Both sides fell silent.

Fairy Cheng Lin quietly rolled her beautiful eyes: “…”

These two guys were being so childish that even she couldn’t stand it anymore.

She could be childish at times, but her childishness had its limits.

The childishness between Father Goudan and the three-eyed, on the other hand, knew no bounds.

Moreover—she had deliberately not given Tyrannical Goudan face just now, hoping he would disdain the nickname ‘Goudan’ and try to salvage her now tarnished dao name.

But Father Goudan was completely ruined; he not only did not find the nickname ‘Father Goudan’ shameful but actually took pride in it.

Cheng Goudan felt that changing back to Cheng Lin was a distant dream.

“Do you think I’m blind? That glove on your claw is clearly a trick,” the three-eyed young senior grumbled.

If you’re going to con me, at least do it with some dignity, will you?

Such a big glove over a claw. Do you think I’m a fool?

“Aren’t you just the same?” Father Goudan picked his nose with his dragon mustache: “Bringing a gift for me, do you think I don’t know what our relationship is like? I could figure out with my toes what your gift is, and it’s definitely disgusting.”

“At least I covered it with a gift box,” pointed out the three-eyed young senior, pointing at the glove. “What about you? What’s inside that big claw glove of yours?”

“You guess?” Father Goudan said, “Or, shall we shake hands?”

“Guess my ass.” The three-eyed young senior threw the gift box at Father Goudan: “Forget the handshake, the gift is yours!”

As he hurled the gift box, the three-eyed young senior also secretly opened it—gifts are such that just because you don’t accept them doesn’t mean I can’t give them!

I’m just going to smash the gift on your face. Whether you accept it or not, what does it have to do with me?

All that matters is that I’ve given out the gift.

Swiftly turning around, Father Goudan dragged an innocent bystander A, Tyrant Song, into the mix.

“Tyrant Song, since Loves Eyes gave me this gift, I’ll pass it on to you—catch it.”

Out of the blue, Tyrant Song looked utterly perplexed: “!!!”

Whoosh—

The box opened, emitting dazzling holy light.

Pure and rich holy light spread out.

Even though Tyrant Song was in the way, Father Goudan still got bathed in the holy light.

Tyrant Song reached out, catching both the box and the saber.

“Is this a giant sword?” Tyrant Song inspected the ‘saber’ closely after catching it.

It wasn’t the kind of giant sword imported from the West, but similar to those three-meter-long ‘giant swords’ seen in many fantasy magic games today.

The saber’s rank seemed to be at the peak of the Seventh Stage.

With just a bit of nurturing, and some added refining materials, promoting it to an Eighth Stage magical treasure was definitely not a problem.

“Thanks, Father Goudan. Thank you, Senior Three-Eyed.” Tyrant Song happily stored the ‘giant sword’ away.

The steel manifestation was also thinking of distributing a batch of ‘New Year gifts’ to the disciples.

The gift for the disciples was a life-bound magical treasure plus a bottle, matching the “Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique,” which Tyrant Song had prepared earlier.

The refining materials were also saved, or could be obtained at any time—such as the gorilla general’s hair from Senior White Two’s residence.

But he still had no idea what to get Joseph as a New Year’s gift now that he had decided to formally take him as a disciple.

Now, the gift had arrived!

A Seventh Grade Holy Light Giant Sword, which, by adding five or six layers of seals, could be used by Joseph—just like the “Combined Magical Treasure” back then, sealed to the First or Second Stage. If Joseph truly became stronger in the future, these seals could be removed at any time.

After putting away the Seventh Grade Holy Light Giant Sword, Tyrant Kindness turned his attention to Father Goudan’s glove: “Father Goudan, how about you also give me that glove of yours? You couldn’t trick the three-eyed young senior anyway… And since the three-eyed young senior’s gifts have already been reassigned to me, your glove will end up with me sooner or later, so why not give it to me now?”

Although he did not know what the glove was, since it was used by Father Goudan to trick the three-eyed senior, it must also be something valuable—worth taking for free.

Father Goudan: “!!!”

What kind of bandit logic is this!

If I can’t trick the three-eyed one, why should I give the glove to you? Are you my son?

Oops, no, Song Dog Egg, in a way, inherited Cheng Lin’s dao name.

Does that mean Song Dog Egg actually has a right to inherit it?

“Dream on.” Father Goudan finally carefully took off the glove and hid it, “Next time I’ll package it nicely, maybe I’ll still manage to trick the three-eyed one.”

Three-eyed young senior: “…”

Do you think I’m a fool?

“By the way, Senior Three-Eyed, here is your Companion Magic Device back,” said Tyrant Kindness, lifting the imposing Companion Magic Device, walking towards the three-eyed senior—his hand accidentally slipped, and a “Saber-Nurturing Technique” slid out.

The three-eyed young senior’s favorability towards Tyrant Kindness increased by 0.5,

primarily because this favorability came through the Companion Magic Device which passed from an intermediary, so it was diminished by one layer.

The three-eyed young senior slightly smiled, stretching his hand to receive the “Companion Magic Device” from Tyrant Kindness’ hand.

However, at this moment, Father Goudan suddenly stumbled and fell.

His fall was not graceful, and his posture was unpracticed.

Moreover, as he fell, he managed to slide all the way to Tyrant Kindness’ side.

The three-eyed young senior sharply jumped backward to avoid it!

Thinking of ambushing him? No chance!

“Ah, my hand slipped~” Father Goudan performed with his three-dollar acting skills—on his claw, the glove he had just removed somehow ended up being worn again.

Then, its dragon claw ‘slapped~’ onto the Companion Magic Device held by Tyrant Kindness.

The outer layer of the glove exploded violently, revealing a ‘Bone Dragon Claw’.

The flexible Bone Dragon Claw grabbed onto the Companion Magic Device.

The already eerie three-eyed senior’s Companion Magic Device, with the addition of this Bone Dragon Claw, suddenly became even more sinister!

Tyrant Kindness, confused, had no idea what Father Goudan was up to.

As he wondered, this Bone Dragon Claw released an extremely ‘eye-stinging’ aura.

Literally, ‘eye-stinging’.

Tyrant Kindness immediately burst into tears.

“What is this?” tears constantly streamed down Tyrant Kindness’ face.

Fairy Creation flashed over, took out a crystal bottle, and collected the rolling teardrops.

“It’s onions, I added the scent of onions,” Father Goudan explained: “It’s from a top-quality onion demon I cultivated, and using its juice along with the Bone Dragon Claw, I refined this magical treasure. The effect is particularly eye-stinging, extremely so, so much that even the ruler of the Netherworld cannot be immune to it.”

“I’ve experienced it,” Tyrant Kindness sobbed, “Now I just want to know, how can I stop crying?”

Aren’t you supposed to be tricking the three-eyed senior?

Why did you end up tricking me?

“Another effect is, once the Bone Dragon Claw is attached, it can’t be removed for a short time,” Father Goudan said, looking at the three-eyed young senior: “Which means, if you don’t want your eyes to sting, for the time being, you can’t take your Companion Magic Device away!”

And whatever magical item stays with Tyrant Kindness for a longer period of time… well, take a look at the ‘Scarlet Heaven Sword’ hanging at Tyrant Kindness’ side.