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Chapter 708: My roommate has been acting strange lately

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

At this time, in the proximity of the Cleveland Volcano.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain took out his mobile phone, and looked at the fellow daoists flooding the group, as well as the contents of their flood. After reading their messages for a while, he faintly sighed.

Nine Provinces Cocoon Spinning Group?

Ah! His liver was truly in pain at this time.

He felt that he would have to visit Medicine Master’s place in a few days and see if Medicine Master had some medicinal pill for cultivators to treat the liver. True Monarch felt that he really needed such medicine.

As for the matter about the ‘Nine Provinces Cocoon Spinning Group’, it wasn’t going to end just like that…

Soon after, Yu Jiaojiao sent a picture of ‘Musclehang’ in the group. “This is Shuhang after coming out of the cocoon. His muscles are truly incredible now!”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: “WTF. What’s that? How did little friend Song Shuhang’s body strengthen up to that point? That’s truly scary!”

Celestial Fish Envoy: “According to what Venerable White said, it happened because Song Shuhang’s body absorbed too much medicinal power in one go. As a consequence, his body strengthened too much and became like this. It’s the same as a person getting fatter after eating too much. He will return to normal in a few days. The efficacy of the demodragon medicine was higher than what we expected.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator suddenly thought of something, and said, “In that case, is it possible that Senior White, Scholar Xian Gong, True Monarch White Crane, Young Master Phoenix Slayer, and Cave Lord Snow Wolf will also become like this after coming out of their respective cocoons?”

Musclewhite, Musclegong, Musclecrane, Muscleslayer, Musclewolf…

Scenes of jacked and ripped characters from Hong Kong’s comics immediately flooded their minds.

Anyway, just the thought of a similar scene was scary.

The Nine Provinces Number One Group became quiet again.

After a short moment, Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da wrote: “Doudou didn’t go to spin a cocoon with the others? I feel that he surely would have taken part in such an interesting matter given his disposition!”

I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog: “:senior_white_smile: Guo Da, you understand me really well. Under normal circumstances, this dog god would have surely joined in the fun and started to spin a cocoon after seeing Shuhang doing something so interesting. But tonight, I just can’t~ tonight, this dog god must accompany his wife to sweep clean the final dungeon. The new armor suit is missing just the helmet. 😚”

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “…”

I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog: “But other than accompanying my wife and sweeping that dungeon clean, I’ll keep an eye on the Nine Provinces Number One Group as well, ready to break your dog head rubbing combo whenever the opportunity arises. @Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da.”

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “But you are about to get married to a man, Doudou. Having a wife won’t save you from your fate of getting married off to a man!”

I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog: “…”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Fellow Daoist Guo Da, you can just send the ‘picture of a cute puppy’ and the ‘picture of the head of a dog being furiously rubbed’ together. With that, no one will be able to break your combo.”

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “Never! That’s such a foul method. The essence of self-deprecating humor is to send the first picture first, and then send the second one, completing the circle. If you send both messages at the same time, what’s even the meaning?”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Fellow Daoist Guo Da, what you said makes sense.” …To be honest, I’m totally unable to comprehend your way of self-deprecating humor!

Celestial Fish Envoy: “I’m curious about something. Will Venerable White also get all muscular after coming out of the cocoon? Or will he assume an even more interesting appearance?”

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In the room Song Shuhang was resting in.

After sending the message, Yu Jiaojiao cracked a joke. “It will be rather funny if Senior White also becomes like you after coming out of the cocoon. If that happens, we should take pictures of Senior White and update Senior White’s expression package.”

Song Shuhang replied, “Jiaojiao, don’t seek death!”

Yu Jiaojiao blinked her eyes, and said, “Don’t worry, it was just a random thought.”

Just as they were talking, Song Shuhang’s mobile phone rang.

“Who is calling me so late at night?” Song Shuhang took out his mobile, and glanced at it. An unfamiliar number was displayed on the cracked display of the phone.

Due to the muscular mass of his body suddenly increasing by several times, Song Shuhang was now forced to hold his phone between his index finger and thumb just like a small toy block.

After swiping on the screen of the phone, Song Shuhang answered the call.

“Hello~” The voice of a man with a local accent was transmitted from the phone.

“Hello, who might you be?” Song Shuhang asked thoughtlessly.

“Mister, it’s like this… we are a company that sells health care products. Recently, our company got its hands on a very good product. This product can help you develop well-defined muscles in just a month. It’s completely safe to use and doesn’t contain hormones. Are you interested in our product?” the man on the other end said quickly.

It was actually a salesman! They were still up at this time; it seemed they were putting quite a bit of effort in promoting their sales.

But why the hell was this shady company selling ‘muscle developing’ health care products contacting him? Were they selling food with creatine that body-builders used to eat? If that was the case, shouldn’t they have contacted body-builders and recommended the product to them?

At the same time, Song Shuhang silently lowered his head and looked at the bulging muscles of his body.

Was this salesman actually making fun of him?

Song Shuhang clenched his teeth, and said, “I’m sorry, but I don’t need health care products; bye bye. In addition, please don’t call me again.”

“Hello, wait a moment, Mister. Don’t be so impatient to hang up. The effects of our medicine are really good. Even if you have a pot belly, you can develop muscles if you take this medicine for one month. If you are not satisfied with the results, you can always return the product~” the salesman said hurriedly.

Song Shuhang clenched his teeth, and mercilessly hung up. At the same time, he put the number in the blacklist. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a video call. Otherwise, he would have seized the opportunity to show off his body and give the opposite party a scare.

The best muscle-developing medicine in the world was in his hands! After spitting some silk and spinning a cocoon, one’s muscles would strengthen to the point that not even the person in question would dare to believe what they were seeing! Scary, wasn’t it?

“Was it a salesman? What were they selling?” the nearby Yu Jiaojiao asked with a smile.

Song Shuhang replied, “The salesman was selling a miraculous medicine to develop muscles… but didn’t you hear?” Given Yu Jiaojiao’s hearing, she should have been able to hear the voice of the salesman very clearly while standing next to him.

Yu Jiaojiao said, “I just wanted to confirm it with you. Hehehe.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

But right at this time, Fairy Dongfang Six said, “It seems that Senior White has finished spinning his cocoon.”

Song Shuhang and Yu Jiaojiao raised their heads and looked upward. Venerable White was very quick. At this time, the huge cocoon had been completely spun, and it was getting thicker and thicker as time passed by. The onlookers were already unable to see Senior White inside.

Song Shuhang shouted, “Senior White, is the spinning of the cocoon proceeding smoothly?”

Venerable White replied, “Yes, it is. As expected, I’m also getting thirsty. But you don’t need to worry, I have some good tea here with me.”

Afterward, they heard what seemed the sound of Venerable White enjoying his tea.

“…” Song Shuhang asked, “Senior White, how did it feel to spin a cocoon?”

“It was very amusing, even more amusing than what I had thought. I had a lot of fun; never before I had considered having fun in such a way,” Venerable White said with a smile.

After saying this much, Venerable White suddenly exclaimed, “Eh? So quickly? We’ll chat later, the body strengthening liquid just appeared. We will talk after coming out of the cocoon. I’m going to study this body strengthening liquid now.”

After he had said this much, Venerable White didn’t speak again.

After Venerable White, the other three fellow daoists also entered the final stage of the cocoon spinning process.

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Yu Jiaojiao said, “Senior White spun the cocoon way faster than Shuhang, and even the changes inside are happening at a much faster pace.”

Song Shuhang replied, “It’s because I didn’t have any experience, and was thus slower.”

“No. After you finished spitting silk, you stayed inside the cocoon for more than five minutes before the strengthening liquid appeared. However, Senior White had just finished spinning his cocoon and said only two sentences before the liquid appeared,” Yu Jiaojiao said.

Song Shuhang pondered for a moment, and said, “Is it possible that the constitution strengthening process also becomes faster along with the cocoon getting spun faster?”

“It’s very likely. Now, let’s wait for Senior Phoenix Slayer and the others to finish and count the time it takes them to make the liquid appear. We can be sure at that point,” Yu Jiaojiao said.

Fairy Dongfang Six said, “I’ll help you count the time.”

Song Shuhang glanced at Fairy Dongfang Six, and asked thoughtlessly, “Fairy Dongfang Six, don’t you want to try spinning the cocoon?”

“Aah~ although I’m very curious about the cocoon spinning process, I prefer not to try if I’ll become like little friend Shuhang after coming out of the cocoon,” Fairy Dongfang Six said with a smile.

Song Shuhang lowered his head again, and looked at his bulging muscles… indeed, it was unlikely that female cultivators would like having a similar appearance.

At first, he was even thinking of giving one vial of demodragon medicine to Su Clan’s Sixteen and Soft Feather since they were both going to transcend the tribulation of the Fourth Stage. If they could strengthen their constitution before facing the tribulation, they would have a better chance of transcending it. But now, it seemed that this matter needed some more consideration.

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Just as Song Shuhang and the others were discussing, someone knocked on the door of the room.

Song Shuhang asked, “Who is it?”

Which senior had come to appreciate Senior White and the others spinning the cocoon?

“Shuhang, it’s me. Are you sleeping?” The voice of his roommate, Lin Tubo, was transmitted from outside the room.

Tubo?

Is he still not sleeping at this time?

“I’m coming immediately,” Song Shuhang replied. At the same time, he gestured to Yu Jiaojiao and Fairy Dongfang Six and said in a soft voice, “Jiaojiao, Fairy Dongfang Six, my roommate has come over. Can you use an illusory technique and hide these huge cocoons? In addition, change your appearance quickly, Jiaojiao.”

Yu Jiaojiao and Fairy Dongfang Six nodded, quickly covering Song Shuhang’s room with an illusory technique.

Immediately after, Song Shuhang opened the door, and said with a smile, “Tubo, what is the matter? How come you are here this late?”

“Sigh, those couples left me all alone in the evening. The life of a single man is truly unbearable! Anyway, since I couldn’t fall asleep, I decided to look for you to chat a bit— WHAT?!” Lin Tubo got a scare just as he was halfway through his sentence.

Was he having hallucinations?

Song Shuhang’s muscles were bulging, and his body was three times bigger than Tubo’s. Each of his muscles had strengthened until reaching frightening levels!

“Shuhang, what happened to you?” Tubo opened his eyes wide.