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Chapter 441: A kamikaze driver is hiding amongst us

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Behind Dharma King Creation, ʼYoung Master Phoenix editionʼ Song Shuhang secretly wiped the sweat from his face. When the coiling flight feature finally came to an end, he landed directly behind Dharma King Creation.

Thanks to Young Master Phoenix Slayerʼs keen hearing, he was able to hear the content of Dharma King Creationʼs phone call. It wasnʼt that Song Shuhang was trying to eavesdrop, he simply couldnʼt control Young Master Phoenix Slayerʼs hearing and ended up hearing what they were talking about even without trying it.

However, he hadnʼt expected that Dharma King Creation would be so sinister!

At the first glance, he seemed to be a tank-type muscular monk that could aggro monsters and transform into a Super Saiyan, but little that he expect that he would turn out to be so evil.

With just a call, he threw Thrice Reckless Mad Saber into confusion and even involved the innocent Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator who was just passing by.

The saying ʼyou canʼt judge a book by its coverʼ was really fitting for this senior, right?

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Inside the eight-trigram information collecting formation, the host Jiang Shan kept commenting, Hello everyone. This hand-guided tractor competition is truly fast-changing! Miss Soft Feather, who seemed to have turned her misfortune into a blessing, activated another trap that made her return to the starting point! But it doesnʼt matter. After all, the competition has just started, and Miss Soft Feather might still have an opportunity to win! Letʼs cheer for her and wish her good luck once more!

Since Miss Soft Feather activated another trap, Young Master Phoenix Slayer returned to the leading position once again… oh? Wait a moment, it seems that Young Master Phoenix Slayerʼs luck has finally run out. He also ran into a trap, the type that makes you hover in place for a while. His luck was still better compared to that of Miss Soft Feather though. At least, he didnʼt return to the starting point… however, ten seconds of hovering in place are enough to allow the other contestants to overtake him! Several hand-guided tractors surpassed him already; he went from the first position to one of the last ones!

We have currently several people fighting for the first place. They are True Monarch Fallout, Cave Lord Snow Wolf, Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator, True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon, and that baboon fellow daoist. Wait, something unexpected happened. The baboon fellow daoist and Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator clashed against each other! Sparks flew amongst the two, and both lost their place in the lineup fighting for the first place!

Now, letʼs take a look at whatʼs happening in the rear. True Monarch White Crane and Scholar Drunken Earth are still playing hide-and-seek. Unknowingly, the two of them have already reached the 10th and 13th place! The rear of Fellow Daoist White Craneʼs hand-guided tractor has been severely damaged, and the open container behind is already broken. However, Scholar Drunken Well doesnʼt plan to let it off. Although we donʼt know what happened between the two, letʼs cheer for them. Whether it is True Monarch White Crane or Scholar Blinding Light, letʼs wish them good results!

Oh, there was another change on the battlefield. In the rear, one of the fellow daoists suddenly accelerated and dashed forward. The golden-colored hand-guided tractor number 27 belongs to Dharma King Creation! Earlier, he kept a low profile and smoothly advanced while staying in the rear. But now, he suddenly accelerated. Is he planning to catch up with the group in the front fighting for the first positions? This competition is getting more and more interesting. Letʼs wait and see what happens!

Just as Jiang Shan was commenting what was happening, the intermittent sound of buddhist scriptures being read started to spread from Dharma King Creationʼs hand-guided tractor.

His golden-colored hand-guided tractor was full of religious writings, and now, the writings finally activated, changing into a myriad of little monks that filled the sky. These illusory little monks increased all the stats of the tractor. They increased its speed, decreased its weight, lubricated its components, and so on...

In the blink of an eye, Dharma King Creation surpassed something like forty fellow daoists and caught up with Thrice Reckless Mad Saber and Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator.

Dharma King Creation laughed loudly and said, ”Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless!”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, who was in the middle of fighting Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator, angrily replied, ”What do you want now!”

If not for Dharma King Creationʼs sudden and unexpected call, his tractor would have gone out of control, bumping into Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator and making the latter mad!

”Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless, I want the ❮Clear Weather After Snowfall❯!” Dharma King Creation said with a laugh.

After hearing this much, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber was puzzled. ”Dharma King Creation, what relation does it have with me whether or not you want the ❮Clear Weather After Snowfall❯?”

”Of course it is related with you! As long as I manage to overthrow you, someone will lend me the ❮Clear Weather After Snowfall❯ so that I can appreciate it! Wahahaha!” Dharma King laughed out loud and continued, ”Enough chit-chat. Thrice Reckless, take my Invincible Heaven Shaking Buddhist Fist!”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saberʼs eyes immediately teared up. What buddhist monk, this Dharma King Creation was plotting against him since the beginning!

”F*ck, f*ck, f*ck! Dharma King, weʼve been friends for so many years, and our friendship should be more valuable than the ❮Clear Weather After Snowfall❯, right?” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said impatiently.

He was already trying his best to block the attacks of the angry Northern River… and now, Dharma King Creation charged toward him from behind, further aggravating the situation?

”The answer should be quite clear… of course it isnʼt! Thrice Reckless, die!” Dharma King Creation laughed madly. Then, the golden statue of a Buddha suddenly stood up from the open container attached to the rear of the tractor.

That statue wasnʼt like those you would find in ordinary temples. This statue was holding a long staff in its hands, and its entire body was glittering. The bald head of this statue was somewhat similar to that of Dharma King Creation when he was using the ❮Warring Buddhaʼs True Body❯.

After the statue of the Buddha stood up, it raised its fist, which was almost as big as the open container in the rear, and sent it toward Thrice Reckless Mad Saberʼs hand-guided tractor.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber issued a blood-curdling scream, ”Nooooooo…!!!”

”Boom…” The huge fist smashed to pieces the defensive formation protecting Thrice Reckless Mad Saberʼs hand-guided tractor. His tractor immediately turned into a defenseless lamb, exposing its unprotected body to Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivatorʼs sharp and pointed rams.

”Thrice Reckless, eat my attack!” The drills on Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivatorʼs hand-guided tractor pierced through Thrice Reckless Mad Saberʼs tractor.

”Riiiip~” After being hit by the drills, Thrice Recklessʼs hand-guided tractor was divided in two.

Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator finally appeased his anger and left the scene on his rumbling tractor.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber angrily stamped his foot and roared, ”Aaaaah! Dharma King Creation, itʼs not over between the two of us!”

”Wahahaha! Iʼve already managed to successfully obtain the ❮Clear Weather After Snowfall❯. Who cares about you anyway?” Dharma King Creation said complacently. Then, he also brushed past Thrice Reckless Mad Saber with his rumbling tractor.

Myriad of changes happened in the blink of an eye! I am not sure how many times Iʼve said it already! Contestant number 27 Dharma King Creation suddenly popped out from the rear and dealt a deadly blow to contestant number 38 Thrice Reckless Mad Saber with Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivatorʼs assistance. Fellow Daoist Baboon was left behind with a wrecked hand-guided tractor, and unless heʼs lucky enough to find some of those ʼvehicle maintenance toolsʼ arranged on the edges of the race track, he will be disqualified from the competition.

Now, the ones currently in the lead are number 56 True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon, number 15 Cave Lord Snow Wolf, and number 4 True Monarch Fallout. Immediately behind are Dharma King Creation and Northern Riverʼs Loose Cultivator who just defeated Thrice Reckless Mad Saber with a joint attack.

Miss Soft Feather, who returned to the starting point earlier, set out once more. However, this time she wasnʼt lucky enough to find one of those boosting traps. Sheʼs currently placed last. Nevertheless, she didnʼt give up and is currently dashing forward!

Oh! It seems that one of the contestants couldnʼt bear it anymore and decided to use a method to quickly increase their speed! The contestant is Fairy Dongfang who is currently placed 37th. What a coincidence, the number of her hand-guided tractor is also 37. But now, she finally decided to rush forward at high speed. It seems she doesnʼt want to stay in the 37th position anymore!

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Fairy Dongfang Six felt that it was time to show her strength to the others… since the start of the competition up until now, her hand-guided tractor had been accumulating energy, and now, it was the time to release it!

Fairy Dongfang had decided to modify her hand-guided tractor precisely like this. After traveling for a certain distance, her tractor would accumulate some energy, and once it was fully charged, she could release all this energy at once!

Thereupon, Fairy Dongfang didnʼt hesitate to pull back the ring on the edge of her seat.

As soon as she pulled the ring back, powerful spiritual energy shrouded the hand-guided tractor number 37. Afterward, the terrifying amount of spiritual energy completely transformed into motive power that pushed the tractor forward.

Quite fast! Fairy Dongfang thought to herself.

She didnʼt expect that the energy her hand-guided tractor accumulated would be so scary when fully released… it was so scary that she was having trouble controlling it.

In the blink of an eye, she surpassed three fellow daoists and kept rushing forward at insane speed.

”Aaaaaah! You guys in the front, get out of the way!” Fairy Dongfang screamed. This terrifying speed had surpassed her expectations.

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Amongst the spectators on the cloud-shaped magical treasures, Fairy Dongfangʼs pursuer, Liu Long from the Tian Mountain Range Sect, held his chin and thought about a troublesome matter.

Letʼs suppose that a kamikaze driver sneaked into the hand-guided tractor competition, and the vehicle of this kamikaze driver now entered a frenzied state... what would happen next...?

Daoist Priest Liu Long deeply pondered!

Perhaps it was an innate talent? Generally speaking, cultivators should have had extremely keen senses and good reaction capabilities, and yet, Fairy Dongfang was unexpectedly a kamikaze driver.

She was a kamikaze driver even though her body was nimble and flexible due to her dancing.

As long as something unexpected happened while she was driving—like a car suddenly passing in front of her—Fairy Dongfang would immediately panic.

Giver her cultivation, she could have thought of at least twenty methods to deal with her current predicament within a mere second. But whenever she was inside a vehicle, she would panic for no reason.

Sometimes, people were born with certain characteristics, and there wasnʼt anything they could do about that. It almost felt as though they were made that way.

Fairy Dongfang was innately very good at singing and dancing... and was an innate ʼkamikaze driverʼ as well.

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Now that her speed suddenly increased, Fairy Dongfang saw that there were several fellow daoists ahead blocking her way. This made her panic.

While dashing forward, her hand-guided tractor started to move in a strange pattern and not in a straight line. Then, her hand-guided tractor number 37 made a sudden 90-degree turn and dashed toward a fellow daoist in the right front position.

The vehicle of this fellow daoist didnʼt have a number on it.

Very strange… whose tractor was that and why wasnʼt there a number on it?