The Sword God of the Universe

Chapter 976: Chapter 976: A Slap

”Big brother, Lao Wu makes a good point! If there’s no treasure, why is there a crack here?” The third brother of the Blind Mountain Five Tigers said excitedly.

”I think there must be treasure inside. Perhaps a big shot from the Luo Jiu Divine Palace knew the famous Blind Mountain Five Tigers were coming, so they deliberately hid some treasure here, just waiting for us to find it,” the Fourth Brother stretched his neck.

”Big brother, you see, third and fourth brother both say this. I, Lao Wu, am sure there’s a big treasure behind this. Big brother, we’re going to strike it rich. Once we find the treasure, we’ll leave this damn Luo Jiu Divine Palace.” Lao Wu’s eyes shone wickedly.

”This Luo Jiu Divine Palace is no different from the Heavenly Extinction Divine Palace, Radiant Sun Divine Palace, or Winter Divine Palace. We brothers have already wasted fifty thousand First-Level Divine Crystals just to get a look inside,” the Second Brother nodded, ”If we don’t find some treasure, we’ll suffer a great loss!”

These five are real jokers; they previously participated in the selection assessments of the other three divine palaces.

”What are we waiting for? Let’s go!” The big brother decided decisively.

He charged forward first, squeezing his body hard to fit through the narrow gap.

But after squeezing in, he didn’t move forward; instead, he stopped where he was.

The second brother eagerly followed his brother’s rear, but after waiting a moment, he still saw his older brother’s plump backside exposed in front of him.

”Big brother, why aren’t you moving? Have you already seen the treasure?” the second brother asked.

”Second brother, you damn fool, didn’t you see I’m stuck? Why don’t you give me a push?” the big brother angrily shouted.

He seemed to want to turn his head, but after twisting a few times, he couldn’t succeed.

”Don’t worry, big brother, I’ll help you!” The second brother stepped forward and gave his big brother’s butt a hard push. Just like that, they forged ahead all the way, pushing his brother’s bottom.

The third brother followed behind the second brother, the fourth brother followed behind the third brother, and the fifth brother followed behind the fourth brother.

The five of them entered one after the other.

The narrow passage was only a hundred meters long, and soon the five persons stumbled through.

”Wow!”

”Such intense spiritual energy, even denser than the mountain peaks we spotted earlier.”

”Tsk tsk...”

”Smack!” Before Lao Wu could finish his words, the back of his head was slapped by the big brother.

”Stop yapping, hurry up and find the treasure!” the big brother roared.

”Big brother, look, there are a couple over there bathing!” the third brother discovered Jing Yan and Mei Qing.

Jing Yan and Mei Qing were both sitting cross-legged in the hot spring.

”What a shameless couple, finding such a place for their dirty deeds.” The big brother’s eyes bulged.

All five rushed forward for a closer look.

”Big brother, it seems they’re not undressed,” Lao Wu said, eyes wide.

With such a commotion, Jing Yan and Mei Qing naturally noticed them too.

Jing Yan frowned and stood up, scrutinizing the five beaten-up pig heads.

Mei Qing, however, had an angry expression; she heard everything those five guys said. After all, she’s a girl, and hearing such words naturally infuriates and embarrasses her.

”Whoa!” Mei Qing said nothing, attacking directly.

A series of brilliant flashes appeared before her as condensed divine power surged forward, suddenly sweeping towards the Blind Mountain Five Tigers. Jing Yan saw that the weapon Mei Qing used seemed to be some kind of hidden weapon, attacking quickly.

Mei Qing’s sudden attack seemed to catch the Blind Mountain Five Tigers off guard. However, these five were, after all, One-star Void God Warriors, and after a brief pause, they reacted and began to fend off the attack.

After a series of muffled sounds, Mei Qing’s attack was easily blocked by the five.

”Hahaha, little girl, with such meager strength, you still try to sneak attack our big brother? Do you even know the name of the Blind Mountain Five Tigers?” Lao Wu laughed loudly.

Mei Qing didn’t respond, instead quickly turning back to pull Jing Yan away.

Jing Yan was a bit confused.

”Brother Jing Yan, we can’t beat them, let’s go,” Mei Qing said anxiously.

”Is that it?” Jing Yan was a little speechless.

This Mei Qing girl, her attack was too simple, wasn’t it? After one wave of hidden weapons was blocked, that was it.

”Brother Jing Yan, don’t you see they’re all One-star Void God Warriors? There are five of them, and only two of us. We can’t beat them, hurry and follow me. I know another hidden place. Although the spiritual energy there isn’t as good as here, it’s quite fine,” Mei Qing thought Jing Yan was reluctant to leave this cultivation spot, so she explained.

”You have an alternative cultivation location?” Jing Yan looked at Mei Qing in surprise.

”Yes. Brother Jing Yan, now’s not the time to explain, let’s go,” Mei Qing pulled Jing Yan hard, but couldn’t move him.

In fact, when Mei Qing invited Jing Yan to come along earlier, she had her reasons. She saw that Jing Yan had ascended from a low-class world and didn’t seem like a bad person, so she wanted to team up with Jing Yan. That way, if someone fought for territory, she’d have an extra helper. But she didn’t expect to encounter five enemies all at once, and all One-star Void Gods.

She thought that even with Jing Yan, they couldn’t beat the five, so without waiting for Jing Yan to act, she pulled him to leave.

”Big brother, this place is nice, better than the mountain peak we considered before,” the second brother said, exhaling.

The five of them initially wanted to fight for a mountain peak, but that peak was occupied by a Three-star Void God. How could five One-star Void Gods hope to seize it? They were beaten soundly and fled here, only to unexpectedly discover this spot.

”Fellow Daoist Mei Qing, don’t drag me. We were here first, and naturally, there’s no reason to leave it to someone else,” Jing Yan said as he saw Mei Qing still trying to pull him away.

Mei Qing wanted to persuade further, but Jing Yan had already turned his gaze toward the Blind Mountain Five Tigers.

”Are you the Blind Mountain Five Tigers?” Jing Yan opened his mouth.

”Kid, you know of our renown, don’t you? I said it, didn’t I, the name of the Blind Mountain Five Tigers is renowned throughout the Divine Domain,” the big brother of the Blind Mountain Five Tigers said proudly.

”Never heard of you,” Jing Yan laughed.

”Huh?”

”Kid, what did you say?” The big brother’s proud smile froze instantly.

”Listen carefully, all five of you, now, get the hell out of here!” Jing Yan squinted, pointing to the not-far-off narrow gap.

For a moment, the five looked at Jing Yan and then burst into laughter.

”Haha...hahaha... Big brother, this kid wants us to scram!” Lao Wu laughed.

”Get him! Beat him, damn it!” the big brother waved his hand.

”Howl...howl...” All five charged forward simultaneously.

”Oh no, oh no!” Mei Qing muttered on the side. She looked at Jing Yan, then at the gap, contemplating whether to leave Jing Yan and escape alone.

But before she could decide, Jing Yan already flung a palm towards the Blind Mountain Five Tigers. A giant red palm seal appeared above everyone’s heads.

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The fifth update! Explosive updates for four days, can I get a vote?