Super Combat Soldier

Chapter 1351: Chapter 1350: Oh My God, My Fur...

The suddenly appearing golden tornado Gang Wind was incredibly fierce and terrifying, capable of destroying almost anything. Not even Little Zhu Yan and the God Beating Bowl, with their strong bodies, dared to confront it directly. At least with their current Cultivation Realm and transformation level, it was still difficult to collide with this golden tornado Gang Wind!

Unfortunately, these two extreme jokers, Little Zhu Yan and the God Beating Bowl, had no chance of escape either. Surrounding them on all sides was a strong golden tornado Gang Wind. Even attempting to escape skyward was impossible, as these tornado Gang Winds penetrated the heavens and earth alike, closing in at a dizzying speed, leaving no time to escape or think. By now, four immensely powerful tornado Gang Winds had already closed in on Little Zhu Yan and the God Beating Bowl, and they could clearly feel that unbelievable force, seemingly capable of tearing them apart in an instant.

”Oh my god, my fur...” Little Zhu Yan shouted in horror.

”Oh my god, my fur...” the God Beating Bowl also yelled chaotically.

”Damn it, you’re just a stone, where’s your fur?” Little Zhu Yan couldn’t help but mock the God Beating Bowl harshly at this point.

”Who cares if there’s fur or not, call that kid, just don’t let us get killed, I don’t want to die!” the God Beating Bowl said with a weeping face.

Little Zhu Yan looked at the God Beating Bowl with disdain, then snickered and said, ”Weren’t you the one who was all righteous and fearless of death?”

”Damn, that was back when I was used to being at your father’s side, the existence akin to an Ancient War Emperor, immensely powerful, respected by all races, none in this Martial Arts World could rival it. How could I not be arrogant?” the God Beating Bowl shamelessly retorted.

Indeed, back then, the God Beating Bowl witnessed too much of that mesmerizing War Emperor’s prowess, never facing defeat, achieving the title of the greatest Ancient War Emperor, unmatched through the ages. Such was its dominance, strength, and unimaginable majesty.

And this joker God Beating Bowl, so devious, naturally behaved arrogantly by the Ancient War Emperor’s side. In those times, it had already developed a bit of Spiritual Wisdom, with the War Emperor intentionally aiding it, making the God Beating Bowl feel almost unrivaled, leading to its soaring, utterly devious personality!

”Psh, you were just relying on my father’s prestige, yet you still dare to show off in front of me, damn you!” Little Zhu Yan said disdainfully.

”You brat... do you think you can withstand this golden tornado Gang Wind? I definitely don’t have that confidence. Maybe if you cultivated the Physical Body Power divine skills of the Zhu Yan clan, it would be possible. But with your current Body Realm, you’re far off, surely going to be torn into a pulp!” the God Beating Bowl said in frustration.

”That’s none of your concern, however, there’s something I’d like to bother you with now...” Little Zhu Yan snickered mischievously.

”What is it?” the God Beating Bowl withdrew cautiously. Both being jokers, they had to constantly guard against each other’s tricks.

”I want to pee...” Little Zhu Yan said timidly, looking at the God Beating Bowl.

”Screw you!” the God Beating Bowl roared angrily and swung towards Little Zhu Yan.

Little Zhu Yan had anticipated this; as soon as he said that, the God Beating Bowl would definitely go to fight him. It’s well-known that their biggest grudge is that when they were young, Little Zhu Yan used the God Beating Bowl as a urinal. Bringing this up would definitely provoke a deadly fight, and Little Zhu Yan was well-prepared, quickly dodging away!

It’s undeniable, even in a life-or-death situation these two extreme jokers dare to harm each other. Truly gutsy and devious—but alas, they hadn’t another chance to scuffle!

Bang!

With a loud crash, the four powerful golden tornado Gang Winds suddenly swept Little Zhu Yan and the God Beating Bowl away. At the same time, these two jokers screamed for help, devoid of any bravado. Especially the God Beating Bowl, after lecturing Little Zhu Yan with righteousness, found itself in dire straits, wailing even more miserably than Little Zhu Yan—a proper joker indeed.

”Oh my god, my fur...”

”Oh my god, my fur...”

”Damn it, you don’t even have fur.”

”No fur can grow fur!”

The two troublemakers screamed miserably; they both felt like their physical bodies were on the verge of shattering. The God Beating Bowl felt like it was about to split open, while Little Zhu Yan’s fur was all blown upwards, giving it a sensation of almost breaking apart, causing them to shout loudly.

”Damn it, Ye kid, enough! Do you really want to kill your sworn brother? How heartless!” Little Zhu Yan, the invincible troublemaker, couldn’t resist being sarcastic even at this moment.

Crash!

Amid Little Zhu Yan’s cries for help, four powerful golden tornadoes of Gang Wind gradually disappeared. Little Zhu Yan and the God Beating Bowl, these two troublemakers, fell to the ground, gasping for air, feeling like they’d barely survived a disaster, breaking out in a cold sweat. Just now, they genuinely thought they were done for. If those four golden tornadoes of Gang Wind had gathered and closed in on them, they would have surely been wiped out. Fortunately, it stopped at the most critical moment, plus their physical body powers were strong enough, giving them a chance to live!

”Damn it, it’s so mysterious. Why didn’t you call for help earlier?” God Beating Bowl couldn’t help but angrily scold Little Zhu Yan.

”How would I know that? I didn’t expect that kid to be so... huh? Where’s the Ye kid? Is he dead?” Little Zhu Yan was taken aback, looking around only to see desolation everywhere and no sign of Ye Tianchen, completely unsure of what had happened.

”He’s gone? Impossible... no, up there...”

Suddenly, God Beating Bowl seemed to have discovered something, and immediately exclaimed, looking up to the sky. Little Zhu Yan couldn’t help but look up too, only to see that above them, Ye Tianchen was sitting cross-legged in mid-air. Surrounding him were eighteen floating golden beads, and Ye Tianchen looked at them with a harmless smile!

”What the hell is going on here...” The troublemaker Little Zhu Yan exclaimed in shock upon seeing Ye Tianchen floating above with eighteen golden beads around him.

”This... could this be the divine skill that he comprehended from the Golden Sand?” God Beating Bowl couldn’t help but frown and ask.

Ye Tianchen opened his eyes, then looked at Little Zhu Yan and God Beating Bowl, laughing and saying, ”You two troublemakers, keep fighting. I’ll use the divine skill comprehended from the Golden Sand to squash you both!”

”The divine skill comprehended from the Golden Sand? Could it be the golden tornadoes of Gang Wind just now?” Little Zhu Yan asked in surprise.

”No way, these golden tornadoes of Gang Wind are even stronger than the Black Order Divine Chain comprehended by Old Xuan Turtle. You know, these golden tornadoes not only defend but also deliver devastating attacks, very powerful. Only because you and I are strong enough did we survive; otherwise, an ordinary martial artist would have been annihilated!” God Beating Bowl said skeptically.

Whoosh!

Ye Tianchen appeared beside Little Zhu Yan and God Beating Bowl, gathering the eighteen golden beads into the palm of his hand, then said, ”This indeed is what I comprehended from the Golden Sand, though I don’t fully understand why these golden tornadoes of Gang Wind appeared, and I’ve noticed that these eighteen golden beads condensed by my intention seem to contain profound mysteries. I still haven’t figured them out yet, and it needs more time to comprehend.”

Little Zhu Yan glanced at Ye Tianchen, grinning and saying, ”These eighteen golden beads are indeed extraordinary. I’m very curious, why not let me take a look?”

Bang!

Clearly, Little Zhu Yan received a rather violent punch from Ye Tianchen, who then ignored this troublemaker. Little Zhu Yan, feeling more indignant, yelled, ”Damn it, Ye kid, are you addicted to hitting me? I didn’t provoke you, I just wanted to see those eighteen golden beads, why hit me?”

”If I let you see those eighteen golden beads, would there be a chance of getting them back? It would definitely be like throwing meat buns to a dog, never to return!” Ye Tianchen disdainfully glanced at the troublemaker Little Zhu Yan and said.

Bang!

Subsequently, Little Zhu Yan’s head was struck again, this time not by Ye Tianchen but by the God Beating Bowl. After delivering a heavy knock on Little Zhu Yan’s head, God Beating Bowl looked at Ye Tianchen very friendly, just like comrades on the same front, saying, ”Exactly, this troublemaker just wants to covet your eighteen golden beads. These beads contain some mysterious magic laws, very extraordinary. Just the divine skill you’ve comprehended now, the golden tornadoes of Gang Wind, is so powerful. If you study and utilize them well later, you’ll definitely gain more, we can’t let this troublemaker take them. Letting me see them is different, after all, I refined these Golden Sand. Watching may be of more help to you!”

Bang!

After finishing speaking, God Beating Bowl was also given a heavy punch by Ye Tianchen... (To be continued. If you like this work, feel free to vote for it on Qidian.com, your support is my greatest motivation! Mobile users, please read at m.qidian.com.)