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Chapter 275: Chapter 275: Chatterbox Qin Tian

Mu Yunxi stopped the car on the highway and huffed for several minutes. It was only after Qin Tian admitted his faults in various ways that she gave him a death stare with her murderous eyes and drove on.

”If you don’t want to die, you’d better not mess with me!”

Mu Yunxi warned Qin Tian.

”Dare not, dare not... How could I dare to mess with you, hehe...”

Qin Tian grinned, his gaze sweeping over Mu Yunxi’s upright ****, and a thought suddenly came to his mind, ”I’d bet her bra is definitely black, it’s not like I ****!”

...

After driving on the highway for two hours, the car turned onto an asphalt road.

All the way, Mu Yunxi was still silent, driving carefully.

Originally, Qin Tian did not want to deal with her, but the journey was too boring, truly uninteresting.

And with such a beautiful woman sitting next to him, not to chat and improve their relationship, Qin Tian felt that wasn’t his style.

So, as the evening approached, Qin Tian started making conversation out of nothing.

”Mu Yunxi, as far as I know, Du Tianxie is just a poison dealer. Do we really need to go this far just to kill him? Aren’t we giving him too much face?”

”Say something, will you? Driving without talking can cause driver fatigue, you know? I don’t want to die young alongside you.”

”Hello? Hello? Do you hate me that much? Can’t you just chat with me? I’m really bored.”

After saying several things in a row, Mu Yunxi totally ignored Qin Tian, which severely wounded his tender little soul.

He glared at Mu Yunxi and snorted to himself, thinking he didn’t believe she could keep silent forever, let’s see if she could keep it up.

Various thoughts were swiftly running through his head, and then, Qin Tian suddenly said, ”Stop the car, stop the car, I need to pee.”

Mu Yunxi still ignored Qin Tian.

”Mu Yunxi, I need to pee, stop the car, do you hear me? If you don’t stop, then I’ll just take care of it in the car?”

As Qin Tian spoke, he pretended to start unzipping his pants as if he were about to urinate right there.

Hiss!

The car abruptly stopped at the roadside.

Whoosh!

The Phoenix Feather Dagger appeared in Mu Yunxi’s hand at some point.

She held the Phoenix Feather, turning her head to glare at Qin Tian.

Finally, she spoke.

”Try being a hooligan again!”

Seeing the glittering sharp dagger in Mu Yunxi’s hand, Qin Tian inhaled sharply and hurriedly zipped up the zipper he had opened slightly.

In his mind, Qin Tian thought of Zhang Dekai, who had ended up with his eggs smashed on the plane, and he felt a twinge of pain in his groin.

Looking at Mu Yunxi’s icy, unapproachable expression, Qin Tian pouted and said, ”What are you doing? I just wanted to pee. Are you trying to castrate me? That’s too cruel, isn’t it?”

Seeing that Mu Yunxi did not respond, Qin Tian continued, ”Think about it, if you castrate me now, I won’t have the strength to help you kill people later.”

That remark seemed to have had some effect, as Mu Yunxi’s eyebrows furrowed slightly. She then slowly put away the dagger.

”You’ll end up dead by my hands sooner or later!”

She said coldly, ”Get out of the car!”

”Ah?” Qin Tian looked startled, ”Get out of the car for what?”

”Weren’t you going to get out to relieve yourself?” Mu Yunxi glared at Qin Tian again.

Qin Tian felt confused and said, ”Well, I was planning to, but now you’ve frightened it back in. I can’t pee...”

”Disgusting!”

Hearing this, Mu Yunxi didn’t say anything further, just drove on.

After this incident, Qin Tian had yet another lesson in Mu Yunxi’s temper.

This lady here could really do anything, utterly ruthless!

”If there’s ever a man willing to marry her, I’ll write my name backwards!”

Qin Tian turned his head toward the car window, shaking it and muttering under his breath as if cursing.

They had driven from afternoon till night, and the scenery along the way gradually changed from urban clusters to rural vistas.

By dusk, even the village scenery was gone. Hills and forests lined the roadsides, and although they could occasionally see a remote farmhouse, it was far from the main road, and it was unclear if anyone lived there.

”I’ve waited so long for this day, I’ve dreamed so long to make it real. The future is vast, and it’s mine to tackle. Lucky to still have you by my side...”

”You are my little dear little apple. How I love you never seems too much, your rosy... little cheeks...”

”Shut up!”

In the car, Qin Tian was humming with his headphones on, when Mu Yunxi suddenly shouted at him, then turned her gaze sharply towards him, with a chilling aura!

”What did you say?”

Seeing Mu Yunxi say something, but not hearing what she said, Qin Tian took off his earplugs and asked.

Listening to Qin Tian’s question seemed to infuriate Mu Yunxi even more. She bit her lower lip and angrily said, ”Sing one more line, and I’ll cut your tongue off!”

”Why? Can’t I even sing?” Qin Tian said, exasperated, ”I try to talk to you, and you don’t respond. I sing to myself, and now you want to control that too? You’re being too controlling, don’t you think? All along this journey, the road stretches far and wide, and you stubbornly remain silent. Have you ever heard of solitude as lonesome as the snow?”

”Why do you talk so much nonsense?”

Looking at Qin Tian, Mu Yunxi was grinding her teeth in anger, wanting to give Qin Tian a good beating.

A man that talks endlessly, even more than a woman, and with all sorts of excuses and theories, it’s enough to drive one crazy!

But unfortunately, this man who looked so naively foolish was skilled enough that even Mu Yunxi had to take him seriously, and he had even agreed to help her assassinate the person she wanted to kill the most in her life.

Therefore, Mu Yunxi was trying her best to be patient and avoid a direct confrontation with Qin Tian.

If it weren’t for Qin Tian’s promise to help her kill Du Tianxie, there was no way he could have stayed by Mu Yunxi’s side for more than an hour!

”Does my singing bother you?” Qin Tian looked at Mu Yunxi, speechless. He knew this lady had a temper, but he didn’t plan to always indulge her willfulness.

”Other people get paid to sing, you sing and it costs lives! Stop singing!” Mu Yunxi endured patiently and said.

”Really? And I thought I sang better than Andy Lau. Seems like you don’t have much appreciation for music. Tacky, unbearably tacky...” Seeing Mu Yunxi glaring murderously at him again, Qin Tian turned his head, ”Fine, fine, I won’t sing. But lady knight, night is falling. Shouldn’t we consider looking for a place to stay?”

It was already past six in the evening, and the sky was growing dim as the curtain of night was about to descend.

”Keep an eye on the roadside. If you can find a farmhouse where we can stay, then we’ll stay. If not, we’ll sleep in the car tonight,” Mu Yunxi continued driving.

”Sleep in the car?” Qin Tian was startled, then hurriedly said, ”Then slow down, I don’t want to sleep in the car. In my entire life, apart from car... vibr... I’ve never liked lying askew in a vehicle to sleep...”

A dozen minutes later.

All of a sudden, Qin Tian pointed to a building on the roadside ahead, excitedly shouting, ”Over there, over there, there’s a house! Hurry over, ha ha, finally I don’t have to sleep in the car with you!”