Urban Divine Doctor Descends the Mountain

Chapter 1873: Chapter 1872 Miss is Too Provocative

Lin Dong wore a bitter expression, helplessly tidying up the Dan medicines.

He cleaned the Alchemy Room once more before walking out.

Once outside, he saw Qin Yitian standing there with her arms crossed, waiting for him.

Seeing him come out, Qin Yitian couldn’t help but ask, ”Dong Lin, are you serious? We’re not even officially married, and you’re already spending nights away from home?”

Lin Dong rolled his eyes and said, ”Miss, I was practicing alchemy.”

”Haha, is alchemy more interesting than going home to play with your wife?” Qin Yitian pouted, arms still crossed.

Lin Dong: ”...”

He internally grumbled.

Of course, alchemy is more interesting than going home to play with a fake wife.

”Son-in-law, hurry home! An hour of a spring night is worth a thousand gold,” a female elder of the Dan Alliance joked.

”Son-in-law, you truly don’t know how blessed you are! If I had a fiancée like Miss at home, I’d stay in bed all winter,” another female alchemist joked.

Lin Dong was speechless, thinking to himself how women tell jokes more fiercely than men.

A winter of not leaving bed?

Even iron wouldn’t hold up to that.

Amidst everyone’s teasing, Lin Dong and Qin Yitian left the Alchemy Hall, hand in hand.

After they left, Elder Qingfeng and Elder Wu Yazi, full of curiosity, entered the alchemy room Lin Dong used earlier.

Both of them wanted to see how many pills the son-in-law had refined!

They checked the herbs, then Elder Qingfeng said, ”Son-in-law used five hundred batches of Essence Yuan Pill herbs and twenty batches of Qi-Boosting Pill herbs.”

”Did the son-in-law actually spend an afternoon and night refining a whole five hundred Essence Yuan Pills and twenty Qi-Boosting Pills?”

Elder Wu Yazi said, ”That’s based on the assumption that he never failed once. Five hundred batches of herbs—it’s impossible to really refine five hundred Essence Yuan Pills, right?”

”Is it possible that the son-in-law really didn’t fail once?” Elder Qingfeng said.

As he spoke, he pointed to the trash beside them: ”There’s no waste material here, which means all the herbs used by the son-in-law were successfully refined.”

Elder Wu Yazi paused, then laughed, ”Son-in-law is truly a genius!”

...

At the moment, Lin Dong had already returned to Xiaoxiang Pavilion with Qin Yitian.

Qin Yitian had indeed prepared a late-night snack for Lin Dong, and it was full of Great Tonic Items.

Oysters, abalones—these don’t need much explanation.

At night, there were also some other things.

Such as deer antlers and sheep kidneys.

Lin Dong was numb.

”Miss, did you actually prepare these?”

Qin Yitian covered her mouth, giggling, saying, ”Did you really think I was joking with you?”

”I said I’d treat you to abalone tonight, and I meant it.”

”Forget the abalone, aren’t the deer antlers and sheep kidneys too much? And this wine, what is it infused with? Just smelling it makes it seem so tonic.”

Qin Yitian leaned close to Lin Dong, putting her mouth near his ear, giggling, saying, ”That’s wine infused with tiger whip.”

Lin Dong: ”...”

Pooh~~~

He had just taken a sip but now directly spat it out.

”Qin Yitian, just wait till tonight!”

”Giggle~~~” Qin Yitian laughed like swaying flowers, a display of allure.

After dinner, Lin Dong and Qin Yitian entered the bedroom.

Once inside, Lin Dong couldn’t help but say, ”Qin Yitian, are you doing this to mess with me on purpose?”

”Yeah, I’m messing with you. What, you don’t like it? If you don’t like it, bite me!” Qin Yitian blinked and pretended to ’provoke’.

Lin Dong could not take this.

He rushed forward, caught her, and pinned her arms behind her, then said, ”Dare you?”

With both her hands restrained behind her, Qin Yitian wasn’t afraid; instead, she provocatively puffed out her chest, saying, ”Yes, dare!”

”You dare? I’ll smack you!” Lin Dong said.

”You dare?” Qin Yitian didn’t believe Lin Dong would actually hit her.

Lin Dong ”pop,” smacked her on the butt, then said, ”Why wouldn’t I dare?”

”Ouch.” Qin Yitian cried out in slight pain, but with her butt taking the hit, it wasn’t very painful.

So she continued defiantly, ”Hmph, tickling me? If you have the guts, harder!”

Lin Dong was truly speechless; this girl really needs ’teaching.’

Alright, today Lin Dong will teach her ’wife obedience!’

”Pop!” With the same position every time, but this time a bit harder than before.

Certainly, it wouldn’t really harm Qin Yitian.

Qin Yitian struggled and said, ”Dong Lin, you actually hit your wife?”

Lin Dong said, ”Fake.”

”Wow, I’m biting you!” Qin Yitian turned, biting Lin Dong’s wrist.

But she didn’t use much force.

Lin Dong hurriedly said, ”Let go, or I’ll have to increase the strength.”

”Go ahead, with such weak strength? Did you even have lunch?” Qin Yitian stubbornly said, ”Your strength is more a reward than a lesson!”

Lin Dong: ”...”

Sigh, he’s truly speechless.

This girl isn’t afraid of being hit; instead, the more she’s hit, the more arrogant she becomes, the more stubborn.

The more she’s hit, the more it seems to excite her.

Lin Dong let her go and then said, ”No more hitting, let’s sleep.”

Qin Yitian quickly said, ”Hmph, no more hitting? Next, it’s my turn to hit.”

She said this as she spun around, boldly pouncing onto Lin Dong.

Then she started scratching Lin Dong!

Of course, she wasn’t really hitting Lin Dong; she was scratching him, making him itch.

Moreover, this girl deliberately scratched his sensitive armpits and other areas, making even Lin Dong involuntarily laugh.

”Alright, alright! I give up, Miss, please stop.” Lin Dong quickly said.

”Hmph, admit defeat? Then beg me? If you beg, I’ll spare you,” Qin Yitian pushed further.

Lin Dong helplessly followed, saying, ”Miss, I beg you, don’t mess around.”

Qin Yitian said, ”Don’t call me Miss, say it like this, say ’Wife, I was wrong!’ Then I’ll spare you.”

Lin Dong: ”...”

”Wife, I was wrong.” Lin Dong could only follow her words.

”Yes, my husband, knowing your mistakes and correcting them is virtuous. So tomorrow, we’ll continue eating oysters and abalones,” Qin Yitian sat on Lin Dong, giggling.

Laughing so much her whole body trembled, laughing like swaying flower branches.

Lin Dong: ”...”

After the playful tussle, Qin Yitian sweat a little and said, ”Dong Lin, I’ll take a bath first. After the bath, I have something important to tell you.”

Lin Dong nodded, puzzled, asking, ”What important matter?”

Hearing it was an important matter, Lin Dong’s expression turned serious.

”It’s about matters concerning enhancing your strength,” Qin Yitian said, knowing Lin Dong would soon participate in the Medicine King contest, understanding that he urgently needed to improve his strength.

So during the daytime, she was always thinking about solutions for Lin Dong.

Evidently, she already thought of a way to help Lin Dong quickly enhance his cultivation level.

Lin Dong hurriedly asked, ”Specifically, what is it?”

Qin Yitian winked, half-jokingly saying, ”Dong Lin, if you’re so eager to find out, why not take a bath together with me, how about it?”

”We can bathe together as I tell you in detail...”

Lin Dong: ”...”