I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

The golden groundhog felt that the scene before it was a bit surreal.

It was far too dreamlike!

Right after saying that it would be impossible for you to produce silver mechanical puppets, you produced two Gundams. Are you trying to spite me on purpose?!

If you have such kick*ss machines, why didn’t you produce them earlier?!

Ao Niu and the Divine Poison Frog both glanced at the groundhog. The golden groundhog lowered its head in shame. It felt a searing heat on its cheeks.

“Moo! I was right, wasn’t I? An Lin’s power is unfathomable for beings like us!” The look in Ao Niu’s eyes became increasingly reverent as it gazed toward An Lin.

It suddenly felt that becoming An Lin’s mount wasn’t such a bad fate after all. In fact, it could perhaps walk toward the pinnacle of its cow life…

…

An Lin had released Gundam One and Gundam Two into the sky. However, his objective wasn’t to have them join in the battle.

“Gundam One, Gundam Two, take note of how the others battle! Learn from Gundam Three and Gundam Four, will you? Don’t be so stupid next time, okay?!” An Lin slapped Gundam One and Gundam Two’s shoulders as he spoke, and his eyes were full of hope.

Gundam One and Gundam Two: “…”

The powerful beings of other beast tribes weren’t overly affected. However, the dark dragon ape was terrified when it saw that An Lin still had another two Gundams. A feeling of despair welled up in its heart.

What the f*ck?! The two Gundams before me are already pushing me to my limits, and now he produced another two Gundams? Do I still have a chance to survive?!

Xu Xiaolan knew An Lin well, and she could only hold in her laughter when she saw An Lin terrorize his enemies. She silently gave him a thumbs-up in her mind.

Whoosh!

A pink particle sword sliced through the void and hacked off one of the dark dragon ape’s arms.

Yao Ji transformed into an unparalleled sword immortal and continued to perform exquisite sword strikes with its particle sword. Regardless of whether it was true intent or sword might, all of Yao Ji’s strikes were profound and powerful.

The more the dark dragon ape fought, the more despondent it became. It couldn’t help but swear in its mind. What’s with this f*cking true sword intent? What kind of bloody mechanical puppet is this? It can even release true intent!

No… There is indeed a type of mechanical puppet that can release true intent!

The dark dragon ape’s pupils contracted in shock. “This is the power of the Purple Star civilization’s Judgement Army! Who on earth are you people?!”

“Heh… I’ve finally met someone who knows a bit.” An Lin grinned and said, “I’ll let you die in content. Have you heard of the Four Nine Immortal Sect before?”

Four Nine Immortal Sect?

The Dark Dragon Ape frowned. It sounded familiar, yet it couldn’t seem to recall it.

An Lin couldn’t help but feel disappointed upon seeing its expression. “Looks like our Four Nine Immortal Sect isn’t famous enough yet… Say, should we inscribe our sect’s name onto the ground after dealing with this mess?”

Xu Xiaolan raised her brows and scolded, “Are you worried that you don’t have enough enemies?”

As she spoke, the dark dragon ape’s aura surged once again. It had activated a mystic technique that burned away at its life force.

“Roar!” The howl of a dragon reverberated through the heavens.

The dark dragon ape had the body of a black ape. The reason it was called “dragon ape” was because it had a pair of dragon horns. Moreover, its body possessed the powerful strength of a dragon!

As its aura skyrocketed, it dodged Yao Ji’s sword strike and also tore apart the Jade Bone Immortal Butterfly’s deadly Poisonous Mist Spell Formation. It threw a fist and smashed the charging Gundam Three away.

“Die!”

Crack!

Lightning, which contained the power of Dark Death, gathered on its dragon horns. The devastating might of this power caused the void to fracture, and the earth also started to become a deathly grey.

Boom!

The Dark Death Dragon Lightning arced from its horns. Its target wasn’t the Gundams or the Jade Bone Immortal Butterfly that was pummeling it; rather, it was the distant An Lin!

This sudden counterattack was completely unexpected. It looked a lot like the dark dragon ape had acted on a sudden impulse.

However, the dark dragon ape had actually given this a lot of thought already.

The silver Gundam required commands from its owner to move. If its owner died, it would become an ownerless machine. At that time, the pressure on the dark dragon ape would decrease significantly! The probability of it pulling off a successful escape would also increase manyfold!

As for whether it could kill An Lin… This Dark Death Dragon Lightning was its most powerful strike after it activated its mystic technique. It was equal in power to the full-strength strike of a Return to Void Intermediate Stage cultivator. Even Yao Ji couldn’t necessarily block this strike; how could a cultivator at the Soul Formation Stage block it?!

That human male was indeed very powerful. However, he had only managed to wound it after launching an explosive surprise attack. Based on his true strength, there was no way the human male could block this devastating attack!

Xu Xiaolan had been extremely anxious before. However, she became completely relaxed after seeing the lightning.

An Lin was also dazed upon seeing the lightning.

Joy swept through the dark dragon ape’s mind. Haha! This human male has been scared sh*tless!

It’s finished!

In fact, An Lin was mulling over which would look more impressive—reflecting the attack with his Vermilion Bird Mirror, or manipulating the attack with his Lightning Manipulation Technique…

Then, the dark dragon ape saw the lightning attack that it was most proud of suddenly hovering to a stop before An Lin. It was as though it had been frozen.

Only the continual ripples of Dark Death energy signified that this was indeed a true arc of dragon lightning.

The dark dragon ape’s mouth widened in shock.

“Sigh… Can’t you just live like a normal ape? Why are you trying to live like a dragon? So be it if you live like a dragon; you’re even trying to use lightning now…” An Lin shook his head as he scolded the dark dragon ape.

He gestured with his finger, and the dark dragon ape suddenly lost all control over its dragon lightning.

“The power of this lightning is decent. It’s your most powerful strike, am I right? I’ll make it become even stronger. I’ll let you experience what lightning beyond your power tastes like. I’m guessing that it’ll feel amazing!” An Lin smiled faintly and tapped in the air with his finger.

Lightning Amplification Technique!

Boom!

The Dark Death Dragon Lightning became even darker and more profound. The devastating energy waves that it released instilled a feeling of terror in the dark dragon ape, which was standing in the distance.

“It’s fake, right? How is this possible?”

The dark dragon ape gaped in shock. It couldn’t fathom the uncanny scene that was unfolding before its eyes.

What answered it was an even more devastating Dark Death Dragon Lightning!

“Howl!” The dark dragon ape released several layers of protective shields.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

The Dark Death Dragon Lightning was indeed worthy of being its most powerful strike. Its protective shields were shattered one after another, and they were completely unable to stop the advance of the lightning.

Eventually, the Dark Death Dragon Lightning exploded through the dark dragon ape’s despairing face.

White smoke drifted from the dark dragon ape’s mouth. “Hic… I, an immortal beast of the Return to Void Intermediate Stage, actually lost to a cultivator of the Soul Formation Stage…”

Yao Ji flashed before the dark dragon ape. Its pink super-particle sword stretched for hundreds of meters and swept toward that gigantic head.

Rip!

The head flew into the sky as blood spurted out from its neck.

“Holy f*ck! Why does Gundam Four seem so experienced with beheadings?!” An Lin was a bit unhappy about his prey being stolen. Humph! It was always he who dealt the final blow before!

The dark dragon ape’s life force vanished. An Lin flew over.

Corpse retrieved! I need this for tool refinement and pill refinement in the future!

Storage ring retrieved! This is the spoil of battle.

After retrieving these items, he turned his attention toward another immortal beast.

The flaming falcon was currently being rubbed into the floor by Xiao Ze, and it was giving out strange cries.

M-hm, it’s time to deal the killing blow!