I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

All the feathers on Bai Pengzi’s body stood on end upon seeing this.

The human head had always given everyone a harmless and idiotic vibe. However, for it to be able to wake up so soon after receiving such fearsome attacks was extraordinary, and the sinister smile on its face sent chills running down Bai Pengzi’s spine.

Bai Pengzi didn’t know about anyone else, but he had been scared sh*tless.

He immediately did a one-eighty and fled in the opposite direction!

“Huh? Don’t run! I really am hungry!” the human head mumbled as its two hands, which were wielding gigantic swords, unleashed two earth-shattering sword projections, which instantly sliced through the boundless expanse of cherry blossoms in the air before crashing into Bai Pengzi.

Bai Pengzi’s huge wings were dismembered as blood gushed forth.

He let loose a wail of anguish before activating a mystic technique to drastically enhance his speed, upon which his body transformed into a streak of white light that fled into the distance.

The human head puckered its lips and sucked the wings into its mouth before chewing with relish. “Hmm, chicken wings! The flavor and texture are not bad at all. There are just a little bit too many feathers.”

“Stupid c*nt! How could you eat it without plucking the feathers? And you’re swallowing it into our joint stomach, you disgusting oaf!” The dragon head came to his senses after being knocked dizzy by the combination attack and immediately flared up in rage.

“Eurgh…” The phoenix head’s reaction was even more direct as its gag reflex was triggered.

Celestial Maiden Fei Ying and the others were reinvigorated by the confidence An Lin that instilled in them, but they didn’t think that the human head would suddenly awaken and unleash such terrifying power to severely wound Bai Pengzi. This caused their hearts to plummet once again.

“Leave the scolding for later, Brother Dragon, Brother Phoenix! My head hurts!” The human head grinned as it waved its arms through the air, creating a tornado of sword projections that instantly reduced all the cherry blossoms in the air to dust.

“Let’s take vengeance on them first. They made me die once, so we have to return the favor!”

The human head harrumphed coldly as its dual swords streaked through the air in a peculiar trajectory before one of them shot forth toward Duan Hunzi while the other pierced through the air toward Celestial Maiden Fei Ying.

Whoosh!

A sword projection tens of thousands of feet in length swept through the air toward Fei Ying.

Fei Ying’s face turned pale with fear, and she immediately unleashed a mystic technique to materialize ninety-nine cherry blossom shields before her. Immediately after, her body, along with the shields, were engulfed by the boundless scorching sword projection…

In contrast to the scorching sword projection that had swept toward Fei Ying, Duan Hunzi faced a frosty sword projection that threatened to freeze heaven and earth solid. However, he had been bracing himself ever since Bai Pengzi suffered his tragic fate, and he immediately unleashed a mystic technique to conjure up a shield in the form of a comical face in front of him.

Boom!

The comical face was forced back by the blue sword projection for over ten kilometers, and Duan Hunzi’s entire body had already been encased in ice as he trembled uncontrollably while speculating to himself whether he should just play dead.

The human head had remained dormant for a long time, but it displayed immense power by taking out one Return to Void Stage mighty figure per attack, sending jolts of fear and shock running through everyone’s heart.

“Hehe, this idiot has some problems with its cognitive functions, but it’s still the most powerful among us.” The dragon head chuckled in appreciation.

This was the first time the dragon head had praised the human head.

Even though there was a derogatory element to his compliment…

“Hmph! I’m not an idiot; I’m innocent and kind! And I’m completely dedicated to cultivation!” the human head retorted.

“My respect for you is increasing by the second! To think that you can make up so many excuses for your stupidity!” The dragon head’s expression became even more appreciative.

“Shut up and kill these guys first! Our first target is that Soul Formation Stage powerful being!” The phoenix head looked at the white-robed figure in the distance with a grave expression.

An Lin was probably the first Soul Formation Stage cultivator to have been referred to as a powerful being by a Dao Integration Stage super mighty figure.

However, An Lin was not happy. He was being targeted again, and he had already used up all his trump cards.

The Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial completely disregarded the three half-dead Return to Void Stage mighty figures and focused their entire attention on An Lin.

The human head was a little hesitant. “Brother Dragon, Brother Phoenix, how do we do this?”

The phoenix head provided straightforward instructions. “Use physical attacks! Those types of attacks appear to be the safest!”

Boom!

The Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial’s gigantic body instantly broke the sound barrier, sweeping up gale-force winds that shoveled trees and earth into the sky.

Su Wenjun and Long Kui immediately charged forward to meet them.

The Immortal Scenic Portrait transformed into a spatial cage as countless divine mountains and rivers materialized before An Lin and the others. It was as if it were a vast world standing firmly in the way of the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial.

This was a top-tier spatial spell technique that manifested a world into this one to form a spatial seal.

“Hmph! You dare to play with spatial manipulation with me as your opponent?” The phoenix head harrumphed coldly as the two arms covered in crimson feathers made two peculiar ancient seals. “Divine Spatial Technique, World Mastery!”

Invisible ripples instantly enshrouded the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial’s massive body.

It then charged directly toward the spatial cage materialized by the Immortal Scenic Portrait like a wrecking ball, leaving a devastating trail of destruction in its wake. Any spatial obstacles were as good as papier-mache structures to the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial and were instantly broken through!

“Pfff…” Su Wenjun seemed to have suffered from a severe backlash as a mouthful of blood gushed forth.

Just as the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial crashed through Su Wenjun’s spatial seal, they were immediately greeted by an earth-shattering spear projection.

The spear projection lit up heaven and earth, heading straight for the human head!

The human head’s arms waved at extreme speed as its gigantic swords slashed through heaven and earth, pulverizing the seemingly unstoppable spear projection with ease. Not only that, but the sword projection suddenly switched trajectory to fly even faster toward An Lin!

“Die!”

A hint of bloodlust flashed across the human head’s crimson eyes as powerful crimson energy began to revolve around his swords.

An Lin stared at the two swords, and he felt as if he could hear the anguished wails of billions of creatures at the moment of their deaths. Monstrous killing intents swept forth from the swords, threatening to kill every living being in this world as a crimson light lit up the entire sky. The entire space around An Lin became more viscous as the swords descended, and he felt as if he were flying through the resistance of thick blood.

Su Wenjun and Long Kui couldn’t provide timely assistance, and they could only turn to An Lin with shock and horror on their faces. However, they were greeted by the sight of An Lin standing as still as ever with both hands clasped behind his back.

A white spatial cube appeared around him again.

Boom!

The longsword descended with a devastating force before crashing down upon the spatial cube. A massive spatial rift several kilometers in length appeared in the air as the sword projection swept into the distance, but only a faint ripple appeared on the surface of the spatial cube.

“Huh? It’s so hard!” The human head was dumbstruck.

The dragon head turned its golden eyes toward a certain spot in the air, and a golden ripple pierced through all illusion as a lithe and graceful white-robed figure appeared again.

The dragon head exclaimed in a rage, “It’s you again!”

The effects of Bai Ling’s concealment technique was simply too potent, to the extent that the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial could not detect her presence at all unless she was in their field of vision.

However, the dragon head made sure to keep its eyes trained firmly on Bai Ling this time in order to keep her constantly in his field of vision. They would have to kill this meddler first if they wanted to have a chance at killing An Lin.

Lightning exploded in the sky above as if a Thunder God was venting its rage. However, the dragon head suddenly came to a realization as it withdrew its lightning.

Phew… that was close!

The dragon head turned with fear lingering in its heart to look at An Lin, and it almost threw up a mouthful of blood at the faint disappointment on An Lin’s face.

F*ck! Its forte was in lightning spell techniques, but it didn’t think that there would be another cultivator that would be even more proficient in controlling lightning that it was!

The dragon head was extremely aggrieved by the fact that it didn’t even have the courage to unleash its lightning spell techniques against its opponent anymore…

“An Lin, I’m going to kill you!” the dragon head roared as the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial charged toward An Lin.

However, in doing so, it once again lost sight of Bai Ling…