Reincarnated as the Only Human

”Mmm... are we sure that isn’t going to cause a social scandal or something, my sweet~?”

”M-My sweet..?”

Renna blushed quite a bit at that, making me grin as I immediately slid closer to her and began to look at her from a few inches away, wanting to drink in this embarrassed visage of hers as much as I possibly could.

She was always a gorgeous, breathtaking woman, but when she was like this there was a special sort of flair to her that got me really hot and bothered, so I wanted to enjoy it as much as I possibly could for as long as I was able to.

”Yes, my sweet~! Whenever I have you laying in my bed and my head is between your thighs, I always tend to think-!”

”A-Astra..!”

She swatted my arm and gave me that all too familiar half glare that made it clear she really~ liked what I was doing and saying but she wasn’t ’happy’ that I was doing it somewhere public, though for me that just made this... well, it made it all the sweeter~!

We were waiting for the Birchan Land Office lady to come back with the required paperwork to merge our properties together, so obviously I had to spend the time flirting with my wife and seeing how much fun I was going to be able to have before she came back.

My only ’problem’ with these government workers that I had come across so far was that they were so damn good at their jobs, because she was gone for maybe five minutes before returning with a large bundle of folders in her arms.

Immediately Renna tried to make herself presentable to the woman, whilst I just remained as I was though I was quite curious as to why we needed so much damn paperwork for something that seemed to be so simple.

”Lady Poinset, this is your property documentation... and Miss Astra, this is your property documentation. We are going to need to go over the ramifications for merging property first before I can allow either of you to sign any further documentation. First we have-”

And then immediately my interest faded as we went over all the boring legal mumbo jumbo that all boiled down to whether or not we agreed to continue following laws, understood that this would have a merging of and increase to our taxes, that we would need to pay for the new documentation, and that we were going to need to agree to all of the other random things, like water purity tests and wildlife protections wherever they were applicable.

It was all so dreadfully boring and bland, so I zoned out of it almost instantly and just spent my time admiring how serious Renna took these sorts of things and how absurdly sexy she made it seem...

The way she nodded thoughtfully while her eyes scanned over the paperwork, the thinning or pursing of her lips displaying her emotions a little in regards to what she was reading, how she always made sure to look at the person talking so as to make them feel heard...

All of it was just making me want to jump over to her chair and bury my face between her thighs, though I was also enjoying the very aware looks that the yellow skinned Elf was giving the two of us even as she maintained her professionalism.

She could tell that there was something going on here - beyond the obvious, of course - and she was also very much curious about us both since this was quite the undertaking for the incredibly rich and beloved Duchess, whilst also being unable to help herself as she ogled our bodies every now and again.

Life being so boring was just... not something I really could ever nor would ever complain about, especially not when I was more than capable of spicing things up and getting away with it because I had an absurd amount of sexy privilege that pretty much everyone was willing to abide by.

Right now it came in the form of me slobbering on that Elf’s cock as a bit of a thank you for being so quick with everything, though I did learn she wasn’t so quick in other aspects of her life...

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??? PoV

”Boss, do we really have to do this..? All this waiting, all this plotting... what are we, some set of inexperienced villains?”

I snorted at that since we were once again lounging in trees, but this time we were doing so for... well, I say leisure, but honestly this was still work... we just so happened to be watching a bunch of very good looking women and futanari have some steamy fun out in a river.

”It isn’t plotting, it’s simply waiting for a perfect time to strike. Would it be better if I explained it like this? Why bust early when you can keep moving slow and steady, working things up one thrust at a time... before finally letting it all out in one amazing moment?”

”Boss...”

Glancing over at my subordinate, I raised a brow before rolling my eyes as she shook her head with a defeated sigh, her constant need to be playful never ceasing to amaze me as she just muttered ”If you’re horny you can just say so...”

”Are you telling me that you aren’t currently horny?”

”By being a stalker watching a loving family have some nice fun in the river together? Boss, we’re killers, not villains.”

My brow arched higher since this was the woman I had seen dismember an entire family one after another without hesitating, yet here she was being all kinds of against what we were currently doing...

After just giving her a stare that made sure she knew what I was thinking, I eventually turned back to the river and wondered how a group of people could have so much lust within themselves, only to eventually shrug and get comfortably against the trunk of the tree.

”Y’know... It has been a little while now since...”

I trailed off and shrugged again, shimmying around just enough to get my cock free so that I could idly stroke myself, enjoying the caress of the soft breeze against my flesh while very much liking the view I was taking in.

”That Dark Elf in particular... The genes that Astra has, they must be overwhelmingly strong... mmph...”

My subordinate just rolled her eyes at me this time before relaxing even more, not joining me but not condemning me either as she just... continued to watch from nearby, though eventually she asked a few more questions about our target.

Questions I was very willing to entertain since they fed into my fantasies and my memories.