Reincarnated as the Only Human

Kalia PoV

”Goddesses be damned~! You got one hell~ of an ass~!”

Heather was definitely just as crude as Inik was, the Aviankin whistling in mock surprise as she looked me up and down like a piece of meat; even the swat to the back of the head from the Hawkkin beside her didn’t stop her from grinning, so that let me know far more than I cared to admit.

As for Inik, she only swatted Heather that one time, not following up on it at all as she just silently admitted that she agreed as well, which... was a point of confliction for me, since on one hand I was annoyed she let someone say that about me, while on the other I was proud of my body...

I mean, if I wasn’t I would be sitting on the lap of some older woman after she promised to pay me in nice dresses if I just gave her a show, now would I?

Speaking of, the Madame just rubbed my cheeks a few times before saying ”She does, doesn’t she?”, surprising me a little after all of the ’protection’ she had given me verbally earlier; catching that, the Madame just gave my butt a quick swat as she looked up at me with that smile of hers.

”What? Honesty is better than feigning indignation, especially if we’re all thinking the same thing. Would you rather we be checking you out hiddenly, whispering quietly about how we yearn to have sex with you, or would you prefer we say it to your face? We’re all acquaintances here, after all.”

”That makes you the acquaintance who just so happens to be a little more equal than the rest of us, right?”

”I see your time away hasn’t dulled your brain nor your tongue, Inik. That appears to be a constant in life, and I don’t know whether to be relieved or exasperated.” 𝒻𝘳ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝒷𝘯ℴ𝓋ℯ𝘭.𝑐ℴ𝑚

My wife just chuckled wryly before walking on over to us both, staring down at us as she loomed over the chair before tilting her head as she asked ”Madame, are you feeling... parched?”, catching me off guard again.

I was then surprised even more when the cold, dominant Elf just sighed before asking Inik ”Are you still horny? Fine, pull it out. You too, Heather; I don’t feel like listening to you complain.”, which prompted the two futanari to unbuckle their belts and let them fall to the ground.

Immediately two very erect cocks were pressed against our faces, and my confusion drew another chuckle from my wife as she said ”This is the norm here, Kalia. Our gracious and wonderful Madame likes to proclaim her love for women just to end up-”

”Speak some more and I’ll bite it off.”

Just as quickly as she had poked the Madame’s cheek with her penis she shut up, and the blue eyed Elf just sighed before looking at me and saying ”What she means to say is that I have no real preference. I love women and I love futanari. They change on a whim, and currently I much prefer you over them, but at the same time...”

Looking up at the Hawkkin through her lashes, she sighed again before leaning over to swallow Inik’s cock completely, taking her to the root in a single go and leaving me with Heather, who was poking my cheek as she waited for me to do the same.

While I would have definitely preferred the taste of my lover over this random Aviankin, I wasn’t going to cause troubles here, so I just mimicked the Elf who’s lap I was currently sitting on and began to give Heather a blowjob, drawing a happy groan from her as she looked down at me with a smirk.

The Madame apparently thought of that though, since she pumped her head back and forth a handful of times before letting Inik slip free, looking at me again and saying ”The reason Inik is how she is... sadly she took some of the things I like and warped them for her own perverted desires. I apologize for that.”

Releasing Heather, we left the two futanari throbbing on either side of our faces and instead conversed, with the threat of the older Elf staying their hands as they ’patiently’ waited for us to finish, something I had never thought I would see with Inik.

”Then..?”

”Inik’s first real time having sex was with me, yes. I don’t particularly count her paid visits to prostitutes as her having sex, not when she apparently only came once or twice before leaving.”

”Once or twice?”

Now I was staring at the Hawkkin in question with a bit of exasperation, causing her to sigh as she shrugged and replied ”Back then I only had the time and the money for like... a half hour. Not a lot of time for me to really do much besides pump my hips and release a little stress, y’know?”, and when my brow arched she just sighed again and pressed her dick against my lips.

”Yes, your lover here used to think sex was just a quick one or two load affair before everyone parted ways. Then she worked for me and... well...”

While I began to relieve my lover she just growled softly and glared at the Madame as she said ”You damn near drained me dry that night and I definitely wasn’t fit to work the next day!”, something that the Madame tried to reply to only to be interrupted by Heather as the Aviankin gasped and said ”You too?!”

”Both of you are just weak and pathetic.”

That got them both to let go of their exasperation as they instead glared at the Madame together, growling ”ARE?!” at the same time and walking right into the Madame’s trap, something I managed to catch thanks to the mirth that flooded her blue eyes.

”Yes, are. You are STILL weak and pathetic. Need proof? Here, let me show you...”

Suddenly the penis that was in my mouth was gone, its owner flying back across the room before smacking against the wall, shocking me as the lust I was feeling dissipated immediately, only to be returned manyfold as the Madame pushed me onto the ground in front of her and rested her foot against my face.

”You two can just go ahead and jerk off while I have sex with this beautiful, curvaceous Dark Elf minx. Watch me as I fuck her, and lament that you cannot break free of those bindings... because if you could, you’d be able to feel me again. And her.”