ShangriLa Frontier ~ Shitty Games Hunter Challenges Godly Game ~

S「DIE!!! DIE!!!!!! DIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!」

Money, HP, equipment, status…… All of those things lost their meaning just now, just for this one crucial moment. The only thing that matters right now is the bunch of crazy lunatics with a death wish who managed to breach all security and break into the captain quarters with their weapons laid bare, about ready to wreck some much needed havoc in here. And even though Deerhorn managed to reinforce his position in the far corner of the room and was shooting with energy gatling gun at us while laughing maniacally, he would do best not to underestimate us. For there was much anger and frustration that was boiling deep down inside of us, and it was really close to reaching the critical levels.

At this point in time, the frenzy feast can no longer be stopped. And we could see that for Deerhorn it was the same kind of deal. The light of sanity was long gone from his eyes, surely a result of him having to redecorate his personal quarters into an ultimate last stand stronghold those couple past days. At this point in time it was clear to us that he would no longer bother with taking prisoners, and that he would simply try to mow down everyone and everything that could be deemed as expendable here. Even if it meant killing his own NPCs and destroying his hard-payed property.

「DIE!!! DIE!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!」

「Jesus Christ, come the fuck ON! Even crows squeal in a way more graceful manner! Dude! Have some more self-respect……!!!」

「Now shut the fuck up and eat dirt!!!!!!」

So as you can see, both sides are pretty adamant about not wanting to go down no matter what. But that does not mean that we are going to give up now. However, we are in quite a pickle here: we need to get close to his nest in order to take him out for good, but getting closer means getting in the effective range of the gatling gun’s fire. And surely I do not need to tell you all how taking a gatling gun fire head on would end for us, hm?

So for now we have decided to focus on the simple hit and run tactic. We were taking turns in jumping out of cover and taking blind potshots at Deerhorn with our weapons. Because no matter how good or powerful is that custom-made Captain armor of his, it is bound to have its limits. And it would be nice if it could reach that limit sooner rather than later.

「Well then, please pardon me for being rude, but ready or not, here I go!」

「Wha……!? When did you manage to get behind my back……!?」

That’s right! You fool! You were being so focused on Rhino and the rest of the company taking their shots at you that you have completely forgotten about good old Gazelle out there, didn’t you? And that was all the distraction that I needed here! Because of that I could move as freely as I wanted, and there was no one out there who would dare to disturb me! Now, normally there is no way that I would have been able to pull something like that off without any proper training or actual experience in sneaking, but I did have training in those thing, as a matter of fact! A whole lot of it! Back then, at the uninhibited island! And here it comes! One German, coming right through!

「Fungh!」

「GOFUNGH!?」

I know that the avatar of the player is not necessarily the equivalent of one’s real age and body weight, but once I managed to grab onto Deerhorn’s body and raise it in the air only to throw him against a wall, I could not stop myself from thinking that he was surprisingly light and delicate, just like a woman. But I digress in here. I have still an important task to perform, so let’s get onto it. Yes, just to make sure that this guy is not going to cause us any more trouble, let’s do something like this……

Thinking that to myself, I approach Deerhorn and pack a bullet right in the middle of his head. And then after a moment of thinking, I unload the rest of the magazine’s capacity into his head, just to be on the safe side here.

「Alright, and that’s the way you do it. Capture complete.」

「Yeah, that’s an image right there. Really tells you more than a thousand words would.」

「And what did you expect? That we are going to spare him? Just who do you think we are? Humanitarian space pirates? There is no such thing in this world, no matter how hard you would like to try and search for it.」

「Dude, I know that the name sounds cool and all, but you should really stop incorporating the words “Space Pirates” into anything that you say. And anything that you are going to say, for that matter.」

Hey, it’s fine, don’t you think? A little bit of roleplay never killed anyone, now did it? Besides, it fits perfectly in here. We have neither money nor the place to call home at the current moment, so we might as well embrace the life of decay and drifting through space while we are being at it, right?

「Oh yeah, Mister Mercenary? We managed to eliminate the target player, just like you requested.」

「That’s wonderful news! You managed to accomplish something that even the most expensive guns in the Universe were unable to do.」

「Alright, for the time being our job here is pretty much done. Now we just have to wait a little bit for this guy to finish the rest of the fleet and we’re pretty much golden!」

「Huh? Is that really going to be it? I was itching for some more action, you know? I still had some cool tricks up my sleeve.」

「You don’t say, Rhino? Want me to demonstrate onto you the Iron Boot technique? It should be something right up your alley, I think.」

「Oi! Stop with the torture techniques! Dude, what gives!?」

Right, so how about making you into a Frankenstein’s monster? Would you like that even better? And I need your cooperation with this. Without cooperation, this operation is going to be pretty much impossible. I mean, I can always force you to cooperate with Iai Fist, but let’s not do that if we can help it. Yeah, it’s best not to show all of your cards to some random strangers you just met, because who knows? You might need to use those techniques on them as well.

「…… So? Mind explaining to us why the roundabout way of doing things? All this theatre right now? Why did you capture him alive when we were told to get rid of the guy?」

「Oh, no, you see, this is just…… Ahh, Python-kun? Could you bring the device a little bit closer to this guy? There is something I wish to do while he is still breathing.」

「Huh? Like this?」

「Yes, yes, that’s right. Perfect. The position is just the way I want it to be. Hey, Deerhorn. You hear me, buddy?」

「………… The fuck… do you want……?」

「…… IT’S MY WIN HERE, YOU ABSOLUTE ASSFUCK~!」

Uwah, this here is the pettiness on a completely different level.

That’s it? Were all our efforts and all our strife in here just so he could do that? To rub the fact that he is victorious into the enemy’s face? Even the word insidious is no longer applicable here, as this levels of pettiness should not even be possible in this world. Is that what human emotions are capable of doing to us? Because I get a feeling that…… You know what? Nevermind. It’s not worth it. It’s better not to think too much about this stuff. But who knows…… it might be good idea to remember that situation. Maybe I’ll use it as reference one of those days?