Demonic Po*nstar System

Chapter 182: He Dares?!

”There are just way too many questions. What do you think, girls?”

”I can’t see shit,” Luna scoffed as if she were greatly angered.

”Yeah! I’m trying so hard, but I can’t even manage to read a single comment!” Aria cried with pretend frustration.

”Indeed, indeed... I agree with my besties. I’m doing my utmost, but this is just not happening,” Nyx purred.

”Hmm... Whatever shall we do then, I wonder?”

Kaiden’s hand lazily stroked along Bastet’s thigh as he mused out loud. Meanwhile, his other hand ran through the silken threads of her majestic black hair, curling a lock around his fingers.

”This chaos simply won’t do. At this rate, we’ll get nowhere.”

He clapped his hands together. ”As host, it is my sacred duty... to do something about this horrible mess.”

[Ding!]

Just as his voice echoed through the bathhouse’s intimate chamber, every viewer, across all four perspectives, was hit with a new prompt:

Chat Mode Change Incoming

This stream is now entering Member-Only Mode.

Donate 10 Chronos to become a Verified Member.

There was even a quote attached to the message.

”Let your sincerity speak louder than your mindless spamming.” – Kaiden, Paragon of Sin™

The chat went nuclear.

- WetStoneWizard: You greedy bastard! 10 chronos just to ask if she purrs while sleeping?

- ThirstWizard69: This is classist!! Monster girl gatekeeping is a sin!!!

- PharaohStepOnMe: This is blasphemy! This is madness! You do realize you’re asking for $1,000, not $10, right?! Have some shame!

- CTRLZMyWife: Bro’s actually mentally derailed if he thinks anyone’s paying this simp ransom.

- ManaOnMyMind: Straight-up delusional. That’s rent money. WHO PAYS RENT TO ASK A CATGIRL QUESTIONS?!

- DungeonDebtCollector: No way. You gotta be RETARDED to think people are dropping 10 Chronos for this!

Tens of thousands of disgruntled messages flashed before his very eyes in mere moments.

But Kaiden?

He just smirked.

Still stroking Bastet’s hair, his fingers now trailing behind one sleek, sun-warmed ear, he embraced the chaos with a happy heart.

Suddenly, the membership-only mode activated.

Bastet, curled up against him, purred low in her throat as her tail flicked languidly across his chest. ”How nice...” she murmured, her voice dripping with cruel delight. ”The damned ants have finally stopped screeching.”

Sure enough, the chat had grown eerily quiet.

Millions of hopefuls, frozen out. Not banned from viewing, just shackled into silence, their words locked behind the steep wall of a ten-Chronos paygate.

Despite being barred from chatting, a flood of smug little grins formed across the sea of viewer faces. You could almost hear the collective thought:

”No one’s dumb enough to pay that.”

”See? Told y’all. Not even simps are this desperate.”

”This whole stunt’s gonna age like milk.”

”Bro about to become the laughingstock of the century.”

”A greedy pig who didn’t know his place.”

”Pack it up, greedy fucker. No one’s paying that simp tax. GG.”

Yunohana Tsukikage has become a Verified Supporter of Valhalla’s Sinners!

Silence again.

But this time it wasn’t from glee and frustration. It was pure, unadulterated shock.

Several viewers visibly choked on their drinks.

One audibly gasped like he’d seen a ghost.

The rest scrambled to open her public profile.

And there it was.

Clear as day. Verified. Confirmed. Real.

Yunohana Tsukikage.

A name etched into Japan’s mana history.

She wasn’t just some obsessed fangirl with cash to burn.

She was a National Treasure.

An S-Rank Awakened, clad always in traditional miko-inspired combat robes even on her off days. Her every appearance was a graceful dance of destruction, slaying monsters by the dozens without so much as a crease in her perfect posture. Known for dispatching beasts while barely even looking at them.

One of the executive council members of Shogunate Circle, Japan’s top-ranking combat guild.

Elegant. Untouchable. Respected all over the globe.

And now, a verified member for Kaiden’s monster girl bathtub content.

”... Is that a typo?! That’s THE Yunohana?!”

”She paid?? She fucking paid???”

Scoffs burst across the stunned sea of viewers.

”She’s probably just curious about the monster girl.”

”Lady Yunohana is a top-tier monster slayer. She must consider this a business expense.”

”I mean, ten Chronos is nothing to someone like Yunohana.”

”But I bet she’s gonna be the only one willing to pay it. The rest of the elites can just coast off her questions.”

”No point in dropping ten when someone else is already gonna ask what you’re thinking.”

”Right? She’s alone in this.”

The arrogance began creeping back in. The same old grins.

Grace, Executive Secretary to the Chairman of the Awakened Association, has become a Verified Supporter of Valhalla’s Sinners!

The chat stuttered.

”...Grace? As in... THE Grace?”

”Bro, she’s the mouthpiece of the actual Awakened Association Chairman.”

Before the shock could settle:

Dr. Elias Roht of the Global Scientific Community has become a Verified Supporter of Valhalla’s Sinners!

”Oh fuck! He’s in the Hall of Madness, right?”

”That lunatic tried to get a three-headed monster to argue with itself.”

Colonel Martinez of ARC has become a Verified Supporter.

”...”

”Isn’t he the guy who uses bioweapons against monsters?”

”He was literally on a black site two months ago! How is he even allowed to have a streaming subscription?!”

Grand Strategist Zhao of the Crimson Dynasty has become a Verified Supporter.

”...No. Nope. No way.”

Seraphine, High Chairwoman of the European Guild Coalition, has become a Verified Supporter.

”OH COME ON.”

”She’s the literal head of the continental council.”

Astrid Valheim, Valkyrie Order Envoy, has become a Verified Supporter.

Gareth Lyons, Excalibur’s Tactician, has become a Verified Supporter.

Selene Morgrave, Duskborn’s Envoy, has become a Verified Supporter.

”The whole coalition is here?!”

And it just kept going.

Celebrity chef Yuko Saijima, verified.

Elon Reinhold, CEO of PulseNet, verified.

Samar El-Dari, famed monster safari host, verified.

Keisha Blaze, triple-platinum pop idol, awakened, verified.

An anonymous account labeled simply ”The Vatican” was also verified.

And just when the chat was starting to glitch from sheer disbelief...

VixieHex, #1 Monster Girl VTuber, has become a Verified Supporter of Valhalla’s Sinners!

”Not VixieHex! She’s the monster thirst queen!”

”I knew she’d show up! This is her playground!”

Her profile photo popped up with a wink and fang-toothed smile, her chat entry animated with pixel hearts and glitter:

-🦊VixieHex: ”If I don’t get my questions answered, I’m gonna be mad! Bastet better be canonically purr-certified 💅💦🐾”

The chat collectively went feral.

But then it hit a new zenith of insanity:

Supreme Commander Il-Gon of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea has become a Verified Supporter of Valhalla’s Sinners.