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First-Year Internship—And You Went to Site 749 to Contain Monsters?!

Chapter 270: D*mn it, I’m not sleeping tonight—I’m going head-to-head with you! · Nov 06, 2026

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251 Chapter 251: Unlocking the Hidden Si Ming—Heaven-Taking, Earth-Manifesting! 2026-11-06
252 Chapter 252: Better Face Yama Than Offend Taishui 2026-11-06
253 Chapter 253: Wen Ruchu, Call for Help!!! 2026-11-06
254 Chapter 254: I’ll Teach Him Some F**ing Logic—Move! 2026-11-06
255 Chapter 255: Seems Like You Don’t Take Me Seriously 2026-11-06
256 Chapter 256: The He Family’s Earth Observer Elder, Make Me a Pot of the Strong Stuff 2026-11-06
257 Chapter 257: Heaven-Taking, Earth-Manifesting — Si Ming Showdown 2026-11-06
258 Chapter 258: No Sons, But Guts — A Real Man, Give Him a Decent Spot 2026-11-06
259 Chapter 259: When Ordered to Strike, Don’t Bother Telling People from Beasts 2026-11-06
260 Chapter 260: I’m Not Targeting Anyone, I’m Just Saying—Everyone Here Is Trash 2026-11-06
261 Chapter 261: Cao Ying Was Also Awake, Millennium White, Ninety-Nine Percent Pure, Rare Treasure 2026-11-06
262 Chapter 262: Mid-Autumn Festival Isn’t Even Here Yet, and Someone’s Already Lovesick? 2026-11-06
263 Chapter 263: To Put It Bluntly, This Is Just Making Use of Waste 2026-11-06
264 Chapter 264: You’ve Got Nerve, But I Wonder If Your Life’s That Big Too 2026-11-06
265 Chapter 265: Watch Me Rip It Open, Tear It Apart, and Pound It Into a Pile of Meat 2026-11-06
266 Chapter 266: Contained Creature: Anaconda Spirit – Reward: Crushing Sleeve 2026-11-06
267 Chapter 267: I’ll Only Say It Once—Don’t Mistake Kindness for Weakness 2026-11-06
268 Chapter 268: Mooncakes are here~ Mooncakes are gone~ 2026-11-06
269 Chapter 269: Two Apes Chop Wood in the Deep Mountains, and a Little Monkey Dares to Respond? 2026-11-06
270 Chapter 270: D*mn it, I’m not sleeping tonight—I’m going head-to-head with you! 2026-11-06
271 Chapter 271: Kitchen God, Calamity Star, Another Group Fight Coming? 2026-11-06
272 Chapter 272: If the 749 Folks Show Up, It’s All Over 2026-11-06
273 Chapter 273: Sin Dragon with Pearl as Belt, Four Beasts Warring on the Armor as Omen of Calamity 2026-11-06
274 Chapter 274: Oneness with Heaven and Man never triggered it, and you think White Snake Scale-Shake did? 2026-11-06
275 Chapter 275: Tech synergy, overwhelming numbers, home field advantage 2026-11-06
276 Chapter 276: I’ve located the Fireball Children, full assault! 2026-11-06
277 Chapter 277: Containment of the Fireball Children, Gained the Cinderfire Technique 2026-11-06
278 Chapter 278: ”Lu Taishui, I took out your Si Ming with my Earth Observer. Fair trade—satisfied?” 2026-11-06
279 Chapter 279: Entering in Mourning Garb, Heaven-Taking, Earth-Manifesting!! 2026-11-06
280 Chapter 280: Containment of Mourning Garb, Kitchen God Save Me!! 2026-11-06
281 Chapter 281: True Gods Don’t Possess, Beating the H*ll Out of the Kitchen God 2026-11-06
282 Chapter 282: Brutal Execution of Calamity Star, Hacking the Furnace Like the Stubborn Stone of Nanshan 2026-11-06
283 Chapter 283: Even if Huokang Village didn’t raise them, 749 can. 2026-11-06
284 Chapter 284: The Enduring Fire of Sin—This Is “Heaven-Taking, Earth-Manifesting” Lord Lu Taishui 2026-11-06
285 Chapter 285: Uncle’s Hand Pauses—Why Are They Still Chasing Me to Kill? 2026-11-06
286 Chapter 286: Three Thousand Five Hundred Contribution Points—A Fortune! 2026-11-06
287 Chapter 287: Got Money? Buy It. Taste the Flavor, See What It’s About! 2026-11-06
288 Chapter 288: Third Layer of Si Ming — Manifesting the Big Dipper, But Where’s the North Star? 2026-11-06
289 Chapter 289: Human-Wave Tactic — Feeding Lu Ding with Lives 2026-11-06
290 Chapter 290: A Blade Born from the South Mountain Stone 2026-11-06
291 Chapter 291: The Plan — Indiscriminate Slaughter, Speedrun Through the Monster Room 2026-11-06
292 Chapter 292: Don’t Stand Too Close to Me Then, Or You Might Get Hurt by Mistake [1/6] 2026-11-06
293 Chapter 293: If You Weren’t a Prodigy of the Great Han, I’d Make Your Life a Living Hell [2/6] 2026-11-06
294 Chapter 294: Guess How Many of Your Prodigies Will Survive This Year [3/6] 2026-11-06
295 Chapter 295: 1-meter Linghai vs. 100-meter Si Min 2026-11-06
296 Chapter 296: Be Crushed Along With Your Cover, Hahaha! 2026-11-06
297 Chapter 297: This is the Death I Chose for You Myself 2026-11-06
298 Chapter 298: Coffin Woman Offers a Blade, Elegant Massacre in Progress 2026-11-06
299 Chapter 299: Soul-Reaping Gale, One More Guest on the Viewing Platform 2026-11-06
300 Chapter 300: Charging Up in Front of Lu Ding? That’s a Death Wish! 2026-11-06

In the end, when he really couldn’t keep reading, the old man lost face.

So he threw out a line: ”Heaven’s secrets must not be revealed.”

Then flipped his hand and pulled out a few books, saying they were some casual manuals he could pass on to Lu Ding.

But to avoid karma—

Lu Ding had to buy him a phone.

This way it was a fair exchange—no monetary value, purely voluntary.

Everyone could tell the old man had real skill.

Why would Lu Ding hesitate?

He used the last of his money to buy him a sturdy and durable senior-friendly phone. Back then you didn’t need an ID to buy a SIM card.As long as you had money, you could get an unregistered one.

Lu Ding bought him one.

Slotted it in, powered it on—deng deng deng deng...

The old man immediately let out a cheerful ”ge ge ge ge ge” kind of laugh.

That was the start of their bond.

Later, the old man said he had something big to do. After he succeeded and made a name for himself, he’d come back. If fate allowed, he wouldn’t forget Lu Ding.

Stored the number, and left.

Never came back.

Until today.

Lu Ding had learned quite a bit from those few books the old man left behind.

Otherwise, how else could he have fooled Luo Anping through self-study?

You think a big-time construction manager like that has no brain?

That he can’t tell the real from the fake?

Whatever Lu Ding says just goes?

Luo Anping had been in the game for years, dealt with tons of Feng Shui practitioners.

He could tell who was spouting nonsense and who was legit.

So, Lu Ding was genuinely grateful to that old man.

Now he was a full-fledged Si Ming.

Just for those few books Uncle Crooked Mouth gave him back then—

Lu Ding owed him.

Without those books, Lu Ding wouldn’t have gotten hired at Luo Anping’s site.

Wouldn’t have been able to activate his golden finger.

That was a debt.

Lu Ding stepped to the side to take the call.

”Hello? Uncle Crooked Mouth, you still have my number saved?”

On the other end: ”Aiyoo~ kid, where are you, come save your uncle quick, I’m stuck in a mountain, I’m dying here.”

The trembling voice paired with his tone—really made it hard not to laugh.

Originally, Lu Ding was going to take the call seriously after hearing that.

But with that voice...

”Uncle, where are you stuck? I’ll come get you right now.”

The one move he’d shown Lu Ding back then had proven his skill.

But hearing this now—he got himself stuck in a mountain?

His brush might’ve lost its bristles.

”I’m at Niujiao Mountain, under the left peak—that sharp one. Hurry up, aiyoo...”

”Okay okay okay, I’m on my way. I’m hanging up now, I’ll be there soon. Uncle, hang in there.”

”Okay... hurry up, or I’m gonna turn into a ’dead’ old man.”

Lu Ding felt a strange ache in his teeth.

Needed to air them out.

He hung up.

Then told Bai Hemen and Elder Deng: ”Elder Deng, Xiaobai, I’ve got something to take care of. You two keep going, don’t wait for me.”

Bai Hemen wobbled up: ”Wait for me...”

Elder Deng pressed him right back down onto the bench: ”You sober up first.”

Then turned to Lu Ding: ”I’ll keep an eye on him. Go ahead.”

Lu Ding made to leave.

Then remembered—it was Mid-Autumn Festival.

Uncle Crooked Mouth was stuck in a mountain—he probably hadn’t even eaten.

So he casually grabbed a few mooncakes, then blasted into the sky, heading straight for Niujiao Mountain.

Niujiao Mountain.

The name was no exaggeration.

Two steep peaks shot into the sky like a pair of horns.

With terrain this distinctive, there had to be some Feng Shui story behind it.

There used to be a Feng Shui formation here.

Later—

They put up power poles.

Lu Ding rode the wind and approached.

He didn’t even have to search long.

His ears twitched—he could hear the aiyoo aiyoo sounds.

He rushed over.

And when he got there—

Well, well.

A hundred meters down from the peak, and a hundred meters up from the base.

Uncle Crooked Mouth was wedged right in the middle.

On a cliff face as smooth as a knife cut.

He’d literally made a giant human-shaped crater.

Are you sure this is “stuck” and not “beaten into the wall”?

Lu Ding flew up.

Entered the old Daoist’s line of sight.

First, he was shocked—was this the same kid from back then, all grown up and capable?

Then he thought, makes sense.

With that kind of fate, that impossibly solid chart—just trying to divine it made his mouth go crooked and eyes go slanted.

Only slightly weaker than that guy who targeted him.

And that guy couldn’t even be divined at all.

It wasn’t about ability—it was Heaven’s prohibition!!

Just thinking about it made the old Daoist furious.

This ain’t over. Not by a long shot!!

Centuries of effort—

And just like that, half of it went down the drain.

He just couldn’t swallow this rage.

He was a cultivator.

He didn’t go around preaching about letting go or moving on.

He only knew two words: Take down!!

He got so riled up again that he pulled at his wounds: ”Aiyoo~”

Lu Ding reached out to help him up: ”Come on, Uncle Crooked Mouth, you’re not exactly young anymore—maybe skip the high-difficulty stunts, yeah?”

”Hiss... easy, easy, easy—my arms and legs, my kneecaps, my hip joints, everything’s hurting...”

Lu Ding’s lips curled into a smile.

At least he wasn’t seriously hurt.

If you can feel pain, that’s a good sign. Can’t feel pain—that’s when it’s serious.

He helped the old Daoist fly into the forest, settling him on a rock to rest.

Then took out the mooncakes and water he’d brought.

”Uncle Crooked Mouth, it’s Mid-Autumn Festival today. I came in a hurry—how about a bite to eat?”

Clutching his back, the crooked-mouthed, slant-eyed old Daoist looked at the mooncake Lu Ding handed over.

And suddenly, his heart filled with grievance.

His eyes shimmered with tears.

He reached out, took the mooncake, and chomped down in big bites.

To hll with all that Supreme Forgetting of Emotion stuff, and whatever else—the mooncake was delicious!!!

So fragrant!!

Lu Ding twisted open the bottle cap and handed it to him, then gently patted his back to help him catch his breath.

”What happened to you, anyway?”

”I’ve got a bit of skill now—tell me who did this, and I’ll get revenge for you.”

The old Daoist had helped him.

Now that the old Daoist was being bullied—as long as it wasn’t some huge problem of his own making—

Lu Ding was ready to side with sentiment over reason.

Of course,

There was one condition: he had to be able to win.

The old Daoist waved his hand: ”Don’t get involved in this, I won’t let him off. No way!!”

He was still a Heaven Observer after all.

If he had to rely on Lu Ding for help—where would that leave his pride?

Besides—

Not being able to read Lu Ding’s fortune back then had already been a big blow to his ego. Now there was another person he couldn’t divine?

Wouldn’t that completely destroy his career?

Say Heaven’s secrets must not be revealed again?

How come Heaven’s secrets are always off-limits, huh!?

His skin wasn’t that thick—he couldn’t bring himself to repeat it.

Dmn it, he’s not sleeping tonight!

He’s going head-to-head with him!!

”Okay okay okay, you won’t let him off. I’ve got some healing medicine, and I also know a few treatment techniques—want me to try them on you?”

The old Daoist waved his hand again: ”No need. These kinds of injuries—no technique’s gonna help. Won’t get better quickly. Needs time to heal.”

Getting clapped by Heaven’s basic attack—if that could be fixed so easily, what face would Heaven have left?

Since he said that, Lu Ding didn’t push.

He continued, ”Then how about coming back to the city with me? Stay at my place for a while? Get some rest?”

The crooked-mouthed slant-eyed Daoist froze for a second when he heard that.

He looked Lu Ding up and down.

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