Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

’Thing is going to turn awkward if they can’t turn back to their usual form. What if I tell my mom that her favorite Xiaobai has turned into a lion king? And what if I tell my dad the Sirius that he has turned into a wolf king? Damn! It would cause an uproar!’ The whole thing was just too chaotic for Chen Xiaobei to imagine.

”Why didn’t you guys tell me earlier that you can’t go back to your previous form? Set aside my own family, if an outsider knows about your existence, I’m afraid they will treat the two of you like aliens and capture you to some research facility to study you!”

”The two of us intentionally came and looked for you to tell you that we are going to evolve into a different Spiritual Beast! Are you really going to blame us for not being able to change back to our previous form?!”

”Should I be the one to be blamed for it?”

Chen Xiaobei felt regret and frustration that he did not fight the battle.

”Bro Bei, why not you ask the one that gave you Heavenly Pet Food? Maybe the deity can come up with something to help us,” said Sirius.

”Oh right! I still have the Red Envelope Group to help me!”

Immediately, Chen Xiaobei took out his phone and dove right into the Red Envelope Group chat. Earlier, Bull Demon King was the one that gave Xiaobai to Chen Xiaobei and Xiao Tianquan was the one that gave him Heavenly Pet Food. After putting some thought into it, he figured out that it would be best if he contacted his brotherhood chat group first. Xiao Tianquan was after all more reliable than Bull Demon King.

Chen Xiaobei: @Xiao Tianquan. Brother. Are you there? I have some urgent business that requires your help! ?

Chang’e: God Chen! ? Xiao Tianquan is not here. The Lunar New Year is just around the corner, he has gone for the military parade rehearsal with God Erlang.

Chen Xiaobei: Military parade? What is that?

Chang’e: Every year, there will be a military parade held in heaven. This year, they have decided to keep it simple. I guess Xiao Tianquan should be coming back soon.

Chen Xiaobei: Uhhh… It’s really hard for me to believe that there is a military parade in heaven as well. ?

Chang’e: Heaven is going to be filled with joy during the Lunar New Year! A lot of joyful events will be held during that period of time. For example, military parade, Lunar New Year Eve, Lantern Festival, and Golden Lady Queen Mother’s birthday ceremony. It is also known as the Saturn Peach Feast!

Chen Xiaobei: This sounds really exciting! I’m really surprised that there is Saturn Peace Feast! Do you think you can get me a couple of Saturn Peaches? ?

Chang’e: A couple of them?! ? My God Chen, you have a really good imagination! The ordinary deities in heaven do not even get the chance to have a taste of Saturn Peach. And those high-ranked deities will be given only one Saturn Peach. It’s just not possible for me to get you a few.

Monkey King: Who told you that? I will cause havoc at the Saturn Peach Feast one more time if my brother wants to have a taste of it! I will personally get him 339-thousand-year-old Saturn Peach ! 1

Chen Xiaobei: Err… I’m just saying! Bro, please don’t do it! Have you forgotten that you were kept inside Laotzu’s cauldron for a very long time after you made a huge mess at the Saturn Peach Feast?

Monkey King: Psst! I’m a stone monkey that was born from the Pentacolor Divine Stone after Sister Nuwo touched it!

Yanwang: My Monkey King! You’ve got to be kidding!

NeZha: You don’t have to go cause a commotion at Saturn Peach Feast! Every year, Old Wang and I will get one Saturn Peach each! We can share some with God Chen when we receive it.

Old Wang: Good idea! NeZha will get a three-thousand-year-old Saturn Peach! And I will get the same as well. Something magical will happen if an ordinary human being consumes it!

Monkey King: Are you guys dumb? Members of Chanism will be watching the two of you! We can’t even send him a Red Envelope! How are you going to send a Saturn Peach to him?

NeZha: Err… I’m one of the members of Chanism. I wouldn’t dare to do anything that will break the law. ?

Old Wang: I’m one of the officers in heaven. I don’t think I can do it as well. ?

Yanwang: We just need to deal with Jiang Ziya! Everything will be fine after we deal with him! The Primeval Lord of Heaven is the one that gives Jiang Ziya the authority to keep an eye on God Chen!

Chang’e: I don’t think it’s possible to please him! He is after all the favorite disciple of Primeval Lord of Heaven! At the same time, he is also his most trusted disciple! No way that we can convince him to side with us!

NeZha: You are right. Shishu Jiang is a very traditional man! He will do whatever Primeval Lord of Heaven tells him to do! And he has never once disobeyed him!

Chen Xiaobei: Hehe… What if I tell you guys that I have already dealt with Jiang Ziya?

Old Wang: This is not possible…

Monkey King: Brother. This is definitely an exaggerated statement! We all know that Jiang Ziya is not exactly an easygoing person!

Chen Xiaobei: So, you guys don’t believe me? ?

Hong Haier: I don’t believe it no matter what!

Chen Xiaobei: Look at this. If you don’t believe in me.

Right after that, Chen Xiaobei screenshot his chat history and uploaded it to the group. In the conversation, they could see that Jiang Ziya had broken the law by sending a Red Envelope to Chen Xiaobei. Because he wanted a Living Soil, he had to recover all the merit points that he took from Chen Xiaobei and add on another 10,000 Spiritual Stones as well. Clearly, Jiang Ziya had disobeyed the decree sent by Primordial Lord of Heaven.

Broke the law!

Broke the law while knowing that it was wrong!

Broke the law as a law enforcer!

With these three sins, Chen Xiaobei had managed to control him. Following that, Chen Xiaobei asked a piece of Divine Ear Talisman from Jiang Ziya. Left without options, Jiang Ziya had to send it to Chen Xiaobei without putting up a fight. He was afraid that Chen Xiaobei might report everything that he did to Primordial Lord of Heaven and he would be punished and lose Primordial Lord of Heaven’s trust.

Yanwang: Damn! God Chen! You are awesome! I can’t believe that you managed to take care of Jiang Ziya!

Chang’e: But, I don’t think it’s appropriate to threaten Jiang Ziya.

Monkey King: Why not? That old bastard kept on trying to set my brother up! So, why is my Bro Bei not allowed to threaten him?

Hong Haier: You are right! That old bastard is a mean person! We should definitely do it to him!

NeZha: Yes! Though I’m one of the members of Chanism, I have to say that most of the things that he did are not justifiable! It’s time to let him have a taste of what he did to us!

Old Wang: As an officer in heaven, I agree as well!

Chang’e: Maybe I’m just too soft-hearted. ? Since Jiang Ziya is under God Chen’s control, we should ask him to look for Xiao Tianquan.

NeZha: Yea! God Erlang is a Chanism member as well! He definitely has the authority to give Xiao Tianquan a day off.

Chen Xiaobei: Alright! There’s an important favor that I need to ask from Xiao Tianquan! Talk later!

Monkey King: Remember to go and prepare Red Envelopes after you deal with your important business! There will be a great wave of Red Envelopes flooding the group during the eve of Chinese New Year. Those who refuse to give out Red Envelope will be despised by everyone!

Yanwang: I want spicy sticks and Tiramisu with gold foil!

Chang’e: I want Tiramisu with gold foil as well…?

NeZha: Me too. Ahahah! ?

Hong Haier: Do you want some alcohol as well? I can go to the supermarket right now to buy a hundred boxes of it!

Chen Xiaobei: Haha! No problem! I will get it done! I will make sure that everyone will be pleased with my Red Envelopes!

With that, Chen Xiaobei exited the group and went looking for Jiang Ziya.

Chen Xiaobei: Old Jiang! You have three seconds to reply me! ?

Jiang Ziya: Shidi Xiaobei… How can I help you?

Chen Xiaobei: I have two Spiritual Beasts that have just undergone a huge transformation after evolving from Seven-Star to Eight-Star Spiritual Beast! Is there a way to bring them back to their previous form?

Jiang Ziya: Yes… There is… But it’s quite troublesome… Bruhh ?