Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

”I am all prepared! Today, there will be a storm in the Red Envelope Group! Wahahaha….” Chen turned on his shopping mood and bought a few boxes of WaHaHa Hi Cal Milk, spicy sticks and tones of sausages. He managed to fit all these items in three big Red Envelopes. Every member in the group will definitely not return empty-handed.

There will definitely be tones of Red Envelope for Chen to snatch! He could sense that tonight will be a night of receiving. After dinner, Chen ran back to his room. He took a deep breath, cracked his fingers, loosened up his neck, moved around, applied some eye-drops and did some eye exercises as well. After that, Chen entered Zen mode.

”Red Envelopes! Here I come!”

Chen opened his Red Envelope Group chat. All the other members were already online.

God Erlang: What time is it now? Why is God Chen not online yet? I’m hungry and thirsty!

Yanwang: Chen Xiaobei, I beg you to come online now! I have been waiting for so damn long!

Shennong: I heard that God Chen would be giving out spicy sticks! Let me join you guys as well!

NeZha: Hehe! He will be giving out my favorite drink as well! (Applause) I have prepared a big Red Envelope for him to snatch! Come online if you want it!

Granny Rong: Members of the Little Apple Dancing Group are online as well! We’re waiting for the captain to go online!

Monkey King: Why is my brother not online yet? I have plucked quite a bit of furs from my body to give out later!

God Chejiao: Haha! Your monkey fur is good stuff! (Rubbing hands)

Duan Yu: Master Wei, you won’t lie to me right? You told me that the WaHaHa High Cal Milk could make my goddess happy. She did not talk to me for quite a number of days! I’m sad now!

Wei Xiaobao: Don’t worry! I used a bottle of WaHaHa High Cal milk to flirt with some girl last time! Now, she is my eighth wife! Just wait for God Chen to come online!

Everyone: God Chen…Please come online now!!! We are all waiting for you! Can you hear our cries?

Chen: Don’t worry! Don’t worry! I’m online now!

NeZha: Wow! God Chen is finally online!

Chen: I have prepared three big Red Envelopes today! Do you guys want me to send it out one by one, or send it out all at once?

Everyone: All at once! It will be more exciting!

Chen: Okay! Then I shall send it out all at once! Ready…!

Ding!

[Chen Xiaobei has sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]

Ding!

[Chen Xiaobei has sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]

Ding!

[Chen Xiaobei has sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]

Monkey King: My brother is so generous! Everyone! Let’s do the same as well!

Ding!

[Monkey King has sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]

Ding!

[NeZha has sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]

Ding!

[Yanwang has sent a Red Envelope to the chat group!]

...…..

Within a second, everyone sent out the Red Envelopes that they had prepared earlier. The notifications of Red Envelope being sent to the group kept popping up on Chen’s cellphone. He couldn’t even see the senders of the Red Envelopes. Then, he started to tap on his cellphone like a maniac. It went really smoothly for Chen. Tonnes of Red Envelope were flooded to the group. Also, Chen’s luck contributed to the continuous snatching process as well.

Double Kill!

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from the Monkey King! You have received five Monkey Furs of Prosperity! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from the God Chejiao! You have received a manual called; God Strength King Kong Kick! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

”Damn! I just received five more monkey furs! Let me use the one that I have left inside my treasure chest! I will cover the cost once I snatch a few more Red Envelopes!”

After some thought, Chen took out the Monkey Fur of Prosperity from his treasure chest!

”Monkey fur! Monkey fur! I want two more extra hands!”

Chen blew at the fur, and its effect was triggered. He was smarter this time. What he did was to ask for two more hands, instead of arms! Then, the four of his hands started to tap on the cellphone screen at lightning speed. This time it was a quintuple kill!

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from the Duan Yu! You have received a book called; Lightning Step! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Zhang, the Great Priest! You have received a packet of Great Priest Beans! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from the NeZha! You have received the Bone of Black Dragon! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from the Yanwang! You have received ten Unholy Spirit Pills! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from the Shennong! You have received ten bags of Fairy Fertilizer! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

”DAMN!!! Quintuple kill!!! This is my first time attaining such an achievement! One monkey fur and five times the return! So much profit! Wahahaha!” Towards the end of Red Envelope snatching session, Chen was still really happy and excited. On the other hand, other members of the group were cheering happily as well. All of them had managed to snatch at least one item from Chen. It was a happy ending!

Suddenly, there was a voice of dissatisfaction ringing out in the group.

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: NeZha! You are such a bad son! Come to Heavenly King Hall to meet me now! (Angry emoji)

NeZha: I’m not coming! Do you really think that I’m that stupid? I will definitely be beaten up by you again! (Tongue-sticking-out emoji)

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: How do you know that I’m going to beat you up? You son of a bitch! I’m so angry right now!

NeZha: Sister Chang’e! Sister Zhinv! Sister Zhixia! Seven goddesses…Please come and rescue me! My dad is so fierce! (Crying emoji)

Chang’e: Lee the Heavenly King, what is going on? Why do you want to beat up NeZha all of a sudden?

Zhinv: Lee the Heavenly King, must violence be the solution? NeZha is still young. You might hurt him badly.

Zhixia: You are not allowed to beat up my little brother!

Seven goddesses: Not allowed to beat him! Not allowed to beat him!

”Damn! This NeZha is quite good with the pretty ladies! Being adorable is definitely a good thing! Pretty ladies like cute stuff!” Chen was looking at his cellphone. It was kind of exciting, watching the drama unfolding between them. The items that he had snatched just now can be looked at later.

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: Goddesses, you don’t have to defend him! Hear me out and you will know why I want to beat up my son! He went into my vault secretly and stole my most precious item!

Jade Emperor: Eh? Are you talking about that item?

Chen’s curiosity was at its peak.

”Damn! What the hell?! The Jade Emperor is alerted!”