You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 1228 (Laxative)

With the combination of these herbs, there must be a way to refine poison. Which one exactly?

Qing Xu took the lead and looked towards Ye Hua, seemingly curious about which herb Ye Hua would choose.

However, Ye Hua happened to look up at that moment, making Qing Xu quickly lower his head.

Everyone saw this expression, and it seemed that this chubby guy was in trouble.

Donghuang Baizhi saw Ye Huaʼs smile and knew that he was bluffing.

It seemed that Ye Hua was randomly placing herbs to disrupt Qing Xuʼs judgement. The more confused Qing Xu was, the less he could concentrate.

It turned out that the wife knew her man the best.

Indeed, Ye Hua was just bluffing.

Although it was a bluff, Ye Hua had his own set of principles. How could he lose? He took each battle seriously. Just ask the Empress, she would confirm that he was serious in every fight.

Qing Xu scanned the herbs, pinched and sniffed them, and finally began to work!

But on Ye Huaʼs side, things had already heated up!

Alchemy naturally required the right temperature, and with the right temperature, good medicine could be produced.

In addition to the temperature, the flame was also a crucial factor.

Ye Huaʼs left hand emitted a white flame, while his right hand emitted a black flame. The black and white flames danced like elves.

Everyone knew what these were. Even in the Nine Provinces and Five Seas, these rare Mystical Fire were considered precious.

This guy actually had two types of Mystical Fire; he was truly a rich man. No wonder his strength was so formidable.

Qing Xu looked at the Mystical Fires in Ye Huaʼs hands, furrowing his brows slightly.

As Ye Hua used the Mystical Fires, the cauldron showed a state of black and white. This situation astonished everyone present.

Could someone really manipulate things like this?

However, Qing Xu also started adding herbs. People noticed that Qing Xuʼs movements were precise, while Ye Huaʼs movements seemed a bit amateurish.

This also revealed who the true master was.

Qing Xu was also a man with Mystical Fire. In his hands, there was a blue Mystical Fire. With a light shout from Qing Xu, the blue flame began to burn the ”barbecue grill.” 𝐑𝘈ℕꝋβĘš

At this moment, Ye Hua calmly said, ”To be honest, if we bring some barbecue over, I believe we can enjoy a few skewers.”

Donghuang Baizhi shook her head. ʼYe Hua is always thinking about eating. Youʼre in the middle of a competition; can you not be more serious?ʼ

If Ye Hua knew what Donghuang Baizhi was thinking, he would definitely scold her again, accusing her of being ignorant.

He was clearly trying to set him up. Did she really think that he had so much free time?

Right now, Qing Xu completely ignored Ye Hua and focused on refining the medicine.

Seeing that it had no effect, Ye Hua shut his mouth.

Meng Yao sat in the centre, her eyebrows tightly furrowed, harbouring various doubts about Emperor Big Brother.

After a while, Ye Hua extinguished the flames.

A black and white pill appeared, and everyone felt that based on its appearance alone, it must be a highly toxic substance! Even Donghuang Baizhi sensed that something was wrong with this pill.

Qing Xu also noticed, and his gaze gradually became serious.

Splurt!

Qing Xuʼs medicine on this side was also finished. A black pill appeared in the air.

Now everyone couldnʼt help but marvel. Those were supposedly non-toxic herbs, yet these two managed to extract poison from them.

The most basic poison is black. As it gets more advanced, other colours might appear within the black, but ultimately, it still involves black.

Both pills were now presented, and everyone couldnʼt help but admire these two geniuses.

It would be a waste not to produce counterfeit drugs.

Ye Hua and Qing Xu swung their right hands, and the refined poison flew into each otherʼs hands.

Then, without saying a word, they both swallowed the respective pills.

This stunned everyone.

Donghuang Baizhi was dumbfounded. What was Ye Hua doing? Has he gone mad?

Meng Yao was also in shock. The two of them? Are they trying to commit suicide?

Didnʼt they say it was a competition in poison refining?

Isnʼt the competition about whose poison is more potent? Why did they just swallow the poison pill without a word? What on earth were they doing?

Everyone was bewildered by the recent turn of events. They had never seen a poison refining competition like this before.

”Who should go first, or should I?” Ye Hua asked calmly.

”Iʼll go first,” Qing Xu said in a deep voice. After swallowing the pill just now, he felt a heavy burden in his heart.

Taking a deep breath, Qing Xu said, ”The poison I just refined is a new type of poison. I call it OOXX.” [Itʼs slang for sexual activity.]

Ye Hua: ”...”

It seems like Iʼve opened such a website before; it contains rich knowledge, like an ocean of learning. I have been studying for a month and have only grasped half of the supreme skills, which are now being used on my wife, making it quite comfortable.ʼ

For technical learning, come to OOXX.

”Its function is to make you poop!” Qing Xu said in a deep voice. Actually, after examining the herbs for a long time, itʼs not certain that you can refine poison. The only poison is probably a laxative. Thereʼs no choice but to tough it out and make a laxative.

Ye Huaʼs face stiffened, and he said in a low voice, ”This is a laxative?”

”Of course, and itʼs a powerful laxative. Thereʼs no antidote among these herbs, so...” Qing Xu had a look that implied you understood, as if he could already see you pooping in your pants.

Ye Huaʼs stomach made a rumbling sound, and everyone heard it. It felt like he needed to go to the bathroom; if he didnʼt, he would poop in his pants.

Ye Hua didnʼt expect Qing Xu to be so ruthless. Knowing that he cares the most about face, if he were to poop in front of so many people, it would truly be a loss of face.

And he indeed felt like he needed to poop! This bastard!

”Now itʼs your turn to speak,” Qing Xu said triumphantly. ʼLet it rip... then I win this competition.ʼ

Ye Hua said in a low voice, ”Since youʼre so ruthless, donʼt blame me for being heartless!”

”Mine is not a laxative; itʼs Indian God Oil!”[Basically a chinese aphrodisiac/viagra]

Indian God Oil???

Everyone was puzzled.

Donghuang Baizhi certainly knew what Indian God Oil was. This shameless person actually mentioned it, and even...

Could it be that Ye Hua has been using it all along?

Itʼs quite possible. Itʼs better not to expose this kind of thing too much. Such matters shouldnʼt be too harsh on men. Letʼs pretend not to know in the future.

However, this will eventually lead to the entire team knowing that he is using Indian God Oil.

”Do you know why itʼs black and white?”

”Donʼt know? Then let me explain it more simply; understand the union of yin and yang, right? My pill is based on this concept.” With Ye Huaʼs words, everyone was in shock.

So he relied on the union of yin and yang to poison! What a cunning man!

It turns out itʼs the union of yin and yang; damn it... I donʼt know how effective it is.

Everyone looked at the same spot on Qing Xu.

But...

Qing Xuʼs belly was too big; you couldnʼt see anything.The women present blushed slightly; there was really nothing to say...

Qing Xu was shocked: ”You actually! Actually! Gave me an aphrodisiac!”

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