Epic Of Caterpillar

Chapter 1285 Social Media Was A Mistake

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Aura quickly opened the message, the soothing voice of Kireina could be heard from within the message, softly speaking to him.

[”Aura, are you there? If youʼre free, can you come over to my Divine Realm? Someone very interesting just arrived here with some juicy info, I need your help to clarify some stuff, I donʼt want to bring Flora over because sheʼs way too grumpy sometimes…”]

”A-Ah! She invited me over! I-I will go immediately!” said Aura, quickly opening a portal and rushing into Kireinaʼs Divine Realm.

”W-Wait, my lord, youʼre going into your energy form!” cried Jupiter.

”itʼs too late, he already went in…” sighed Europa.

”Oh…”

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Before sending the message, I checked Auraʼs profile in the Divine Message System thingy, it kind of reminded me of Earthʼs Twitter, but only those you have a divine connection with can see your posts and stuff… It even got things such as reactions, comments, and more.

I have blocked DMs for the moment, because I am sure I would get flooded with them, but certain people I have as [Favorites] can message me anytime they want. Aura is one of them, but he never messages me. I guess heʼs always busy or something? I really donʼt want to bother him, so I never talk to him unless it is important…

Hmm… My latest post was when I went to the beach… Oh damn, I never check this, but I got so many comments… over a million?! And theyʼre all of the 18k gods I have added in my divine connections…

I wonder if anyone in my family comments in here? Iʼd feel bad if I havenʼt answered them…

Ah, thereʼs a lot of horny people praising my beauty mostly… I guess I do look pretty hot in that picture, that bikini really does wonders with me… I was wearing those nice heels too, so it was a killer combination.

I kind of like heels, so my hobby is collecting luxurious heels… I guess thatʼs why in a whim I called myself in this profile ”the supreme goddess of luxurious heels”…

Itʼs cringy… I know.

Anyways, letʼs check Auraʼs profile…

Erm…

He barely posts.

Huh? The last post wasnʼt so long ago…

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[Supreme God of the Star Ocean, Lover of Constellations]

[5 Days Ago]

[How do I even post an image in this?]

[Hearts: 307] [Comments: 26] [Shares: 103]

[Comments]

[Jupiter: My lord you must press that one button saying ”Share Image”, after that, you need to either take a picture using the Systemʼs Camera Function, or if youʼve already taken pictures, go to the ”Picture Gallery” Section, that should be it] [Replies 3]

[Reply: [Supreme God of the Star Ocean, Lover of Constellations: Thank]

[Reply: [Jupiter: At your service, my lord]

[Reply: [Europa, Fashionista of Moonlight: Post your abs!]

[Dark Gray Matter: There is a video if you want to check how its done, my lord… 3w.Godtube.com/htpth/232jasasih22243l1How-To-232i3]

[Four-Headed Sleepy Lion: Hm, youʼre really old, arenʼt you?] [Replies 12]

[Reply: [Jupiter: Shut up Leoganz]

[Reply: [Europa, Fashionista of Moonlight: Yeah, shut it]

[Reply: [Supreme God of Space, Spatial Manufacturer: You two, donʼt bully my cat]

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What the heck? Did Lucifer just got in there? I didnʼt knew they had a divine connection. I guess everything is possible.

I wonder if I can find more posts… Wait a second, Floraʼs profile…

Letʼs see her latest message… Ah, her profile picture is just a massive tree. Her background picture is her with her daughters… Damn, she has so many…

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[Supreme Goddess of Life and Origin, The Mother of All Life]

[3 Days Ago]

[Worldʼs Will, you wonʼt get away with this! We know youʼre colluding with the Netherworld Plane! Youʼre betraying your own world now! If you donʼt answer, youʼre doing it.]

[Hearts: 10.302] [Comments: 720.230] [Shares: 9.280]

[Comments]

[Gaia, Mother of Earth: Mother, the Worldʼs Will doesnʼt have a profile in this System Function… No matter how much you speak to her here, she wonʼt even see your messages…] [Replies: 4]

[Reply: [Supreme Goddess of Life and Origin, The Mother of All Life: Oh… I donʼt understand how this works]

[Reply: [Hel, Supreme Goddess of Death, Lady of Stagnation: Youʼre really an idiot, pfff… XD]

[Reply: [Ova: Great Goddess of Beasts: WTF? Why is Hel just commenting here from all people?]

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Oh… This became even more ridiculous now. I better stop reading this, or I will lose any respect for these figures…

I decided to quickly make the divine message and then send it to Aura.

[”Aura, are you there? If youʼre free, can you come over to my Divine Realm? Someone very interesting just arrived here with some juicy info, I need your help to clarify some stuff, I donʼt want to bring Flora over because sheʼs way too grumpy sometimes…”]

That should do it.

[Divine Message has been sent]

And done…

Ding!

[You received a Divine Message from [Aura]

Oh.

That was fast.

Just after a few seconds of sending the message, I received a response from Aura, he seemed excited to come…

[Sure! I will be there right now!]

TRUUUUMMM…!

A crack in space and time opened, as Auraʼs true body showed up, a massive mass of nebula and stars…

”Aura! Youʼre coming in your giant nebula form! Go back to your human form, youʼll cover the entire sky like that!” I said.

”O-Oh, my bad… Sorry…” Aura apologized, all the gods and Loki saw me reprimanding an ancient Supreme God like nothing. It could be said I am quite dominant.

POOF!

Aura quickly went to his handsome humanoid form.

”Much better, come sit at my side. Ah, thatʼs Loki.” I said.

Aura timidly sat at my side, glaring at Loki.

”Oh my! Stat Ocean in the flesh?! Youʼre so handsome!” said Loki.

”Loki? This was the mysterious person you spoke about?” asked Aura.

”Yep…” I said.

”I never thought it would be her from all people. I had not seen her in a while. What does she wants?” wondered Aura.

”She just joined us, and I am making her spill the beans, apparently her father went nuts due to some external invader.” I said.

”Odin? Certainly… I sensed something odd happening within Asgard…” said Aura

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