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I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

Chapter 626 They Laughed at His Double Chin Until It Absorbed the Palm Technique · Nov 04, 2026

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601 Chapter 601 Hand Over the Spatial Ring, Leave the Jade Beauty 2026-11-04
602 Chapter 602 The Heavenly Tribulation Was Delayed Because the Female Lead’s Makeup Took Three Hours 2026-11-04
603 Chapter 603 My Name Spreads Across the Nine Heavens, But I Just Wanted to Buy Cabbage in Peace 2026-11-04
604 Chapter 604 Even the Heavens Are Blushing! The Lovers’ Moon Overdoses on Aphrodisiac Qi 2026-11-04
605 Chapter 605 The Dao of Minding My Own Business Has Failed Me Entirely 2026-11-04
606 Chapter 606 I Swear, Fellow Daoist, My Sword Pole Just Slips Into Wet Tight Heavenly Cavities on Its Own! 2026-11-04
607 Chapter 607 Extinguishing the Phoenix Flame With a Very Specific Type of Fluid 2026-11-04
608 Chapter 608 The Elder Brother’s Tongue Is Simply Too Long! 2026-11-04
609 Chapter 609 Who Needs Pills When the Jade Fountain Is This Sweet? 2026-11-04
610 Chapter 610 The Pure Fairy’s Sacred Garden Will Never Be the Same Again 2026-11-04
611 Chapter 611 Trapped at the Gate! The Supreme Dao Encounters a Tight Squeeze 2026-11-04
612 Chapter 612 Too Ruthless! The Young Master Completely Breached the Defenses 2026-11-04
613 Chapter 613 The Jade Maiden Reaches Enlightenment and Asks for a Second Round 2026-11-04
614 Chapter 614 Zero Thoughts, Zero Regrets, and a Very Satisfied Jade Maiden 2026-11-04
615 Chapter 615 Who Allowed Him to Be This Strong?! 2026-11-04
616 Chapter 616 No Amount of Lubricating Nectar Can Fix This Size Difference! 2026-11-04
617 Chapter 617 The Jade Spring Overflows! Emergency Evacuation Initiated 2026-11-04
618 Chapter 618 My Dao of Romance Is Weak, But My Feelings Are Unshakable! 2026-11-04
619 Chapter 619 Who Cares About Immortality? I Just Want to Be the Ultimate Thirst Trap! 2026-11-04
620 Chapter 620 The Ice Beauty Reaches Enlightenment and Refuses to Leave the Bed 2026-11-04
621 Chapter 621 Cultivation Deviation or Pure Madness? The Jade Maiden Has Lost Her Mind! 2026-11-04
622 Chapter 622 Courting Death? No, I Am Courting the Ice Beauty! 2026-11-04
623 Chapter 623 Snatched Across Ten Thousand Li Just to be Forced to Wash Dishes 2026-11-04
624 Chapter 624 Convincing the Immortal Sword She is a Carrot 2026-11-04
625 Chapter 625 Why Slay the Heavenly Demon When You Can Lock the Front Door and Wait Him Out? 2026-11-04
626 Chapter 626 They Laughed at His Double Chin Until It Absorbed the Palm Technique 2026-11-04
627 Chapter 627 I Swear I Was Dropping the Teacup Gently, the Table Just Died 2026-11-04
628 Chapter 628 The Enemy Sect Kidnapped Me, but Now They Want to Pay Me to Leave 2026-11-04
629 Chapter 629 Dual Cultivation So Intense My Ancestors Felt It 2026-11-04
630 Chapter 630 Plowing the Sacred Rice Field of the Ice Empress 2026-11-04
631 Chapter 631 The Ice Empress Asked for Mercy, But My Yang Essence Was Infinite 2026-11-04
632 Chapter 632 Faking a Memory Loss Arc Just to Avoid My Harem’s Questions 2026-11-04
633 Chapter 633 My Tragic Backstory Was So Believable the Villains Started a GoFundMe 2026-11-04
634 Chapter 634 Seducing the Holy Maiden by Doing Absolutely Nothing 2026-11-04
635 Chapter 635 She Came to Assassinate Me, But Left with Her Inner Thighs Trembling 2026-11-04
636 Chapter 636 It Simply Will Not Fit! 2026-11-04
637 Chapter 637 I Found a Sentient Demon Ring, But All It Does Is Criticize My Posture 2026-11-04
638 Chapter 638 Aging Is a Social Construct I Refuse to Participate In 2026-11-04
639 Chapter 639 Devouring the Heavenly Peach Until the Juices Ran Down My Chin 2026-11-04
640 Chapter 640 Suffering Builds Character, But I Would Rather Build a Fast Forward Button 2026-11-04
641 Chapter 641 The Gift You Gave Me Tried to Eat My Entire Courtyard 2026-11-04
642 Chapter 642 I Just Needed a Band Aid, Not a 9th Grade Divine Resurrection Pill 2026-11-04
643 Chapter 643 The Light at the End of the Tunnel Is Just Another Fire Breathing Beast 2026-11-04
644 Chapter 644 I Am the Mythical Ancestor, Please Stop Asking Me to Fix the Sect’s Wi-Fi 2026-11-04
645 Chapter 645 Breaking Out of a Millennium of Seclusion... Wait, Why is the Sect Bankrupt?! 2026-11-04
646 Chapter 646 Junior, You Dare Put Pineapple on Imperial Pizza?! 2026-11-04
647 Chapter 647 The Culinary Immortal Tried to Challenge Me, So I Made Him Wash the Dishes 2026-11-04
648 Chapter 648 Why Is Everyone Looking at Me Like I’m a Roast Duck? 2026-11-04
649 Chapter 649 The Ancestor’s Divine Will Manual Was Just His Grocery List 2026-11-04
650 Chapter 650 The Ancient Prophecy Was Just a Drunken Ancestor’s Bad Joke 2026-11-04

Chapter 626: Chapter 626 They Laughed at His Double Chin Until It Absorbed the Palm Technique

”Show yourself!”

Several men hurriedly pulled out their cell phones and switched on their flashlights.

Thin beams of light pierced the darkness as they searched for the source of the voice.

A few moments later, all the lights converged on a single figure.

Standing in the distance was an enormously overweight man with a broad grin plastered across his face.

His belly protruded so far that it looked as though it had a life of its own, and his small eyes sparkled with an unsettling excitement as he looked over the new arrivals.

He slowly rubbed his hands together before letting out a chuckle.

”Hehehe...”

”Welcome.”

”My name is Zhang San.”

”You can all call me Big Fatty.”

His smile somehow grew even wider.

”I hope you’re all prepared...”

”...because we’re going to be spending a very, very long time together.”

For reasons none of them could explain, every criminal in the room felt a chill run down their spine.

Even the boss, who had remained composed throughout the kidnapping, found his expression becoming unusually grim.

Something about the fat man standing before them...

Felt profoundly wrong.

And then, as if reality itself had been rewritten, the surroundings around them changed.

One moment, they were standing inside the hideout.

The next...

They found themselves in a completely different place.

Cold stone walls surrounded them. The air was freezing.

A strange metallic smell filled their noses.

Rows of unfamiliar beds lined the room, and the atmosphere was so eerie that even the most experienced criminals felt a chill run through their bodies.

It looked like a morgue.

”What?!”

Several men immediately stepped back in shock.

They looked around in disbelief, trying to understand what had just happened.

However, their confusion did not last long.

A slow, heavy footsteps echoed through the cold room.

Step...

The big fatty began walking toward them.

His massive body moved with each step, causing his flesh to ripple like waves.

His enormous belly shook slightly as he walked, and his wide grin never disappeared from his face.

Under normal circumstances, his appearance might have made him look like a harmless, cheerful uncle.

But in this place...

With the cold morgue surrounding them and his unsettling smile under the dim light...

He looked like a monster that had just awakened.

A few of the thugs unconsciously tightened their grips on their weapons.

One of them shouted,

”Hey, fatty! Stay back!”

”We don’t want to hurt you.”

”Tell us where we are and where our two guests went!”

But Zhang San didn’t answer. He simply continued walking closer.

His smile remained unchanged.

”He really is an idiot,” one thug muttered.

Another scoffed.

”He’s probably just some servant or guard.”

The big boss narrowed his eyes.

”Don’t waste time.”

”If he knows something, make him talk.”

”Beat him until he gives us answers.”

”Yes, boss!”

One of the larger thugs stepped forward eagerly.

Finally, he had someone to take his anger out on.

He cracked his knuckles and looked Zhang San up and down.

”Bad luck, fatty.”

”You should have stayed out of this.”

Without another warning, he threw a powerful punch directly toward Zhang San’s face.

Bang!

The fist landed perfectly. The thug smirked. But the smile quickly disappeared.

Zhang San didn’t even move. He slowly touched his cheek and blinked.

Then...

He grinned.

”That tickled.”

The thug’s expression froze. Before he could react...

Slap!

Zhang San casually swung his hand.

The sound was deafening.

The thug’s entire body was sent flying across the room like a broken doll.

Boom!

He crashed into the wall hard enough to leave a deep mark before sliding down unconscious.

The entire morgue fell silent. The criminals stared in disbelief. Nobody laughed anymore.

Nobody mocked the strange fat man.

Because they finally realized something terrifying.

The person standing in front of them... Was not someone they could bully.

Two more men couldn’t accept what they were seeing.

They exchanged a glance before stepping forward together.

”Don’t be afraid!”

”He’s just one person!”

With their confidence shaken, they charged toward Zhang San from both sides, hoping that overwhelming numbers would solve the problem.

But the result was the same.

Bang!

Two heavy impacts echoed through the cold morgue.

Before anyone could even understand what happened, two more bodies were sent flying across the room.

They crashed against the walls and remained there, unconscious.

The silence that followed was terrifying.

The criminals who had been laughing and mocking Zhang San moments ago were now completely frozen.

Shock. Confusion. Fear.

All three emotions appeared on their faces. Something was wrong.

This wasn’t a normal person. The big boss’s expression finally changed.

He had spent years dealing with dangerous people, but he had never seen anything like this.

A man who could ignore their attacks like they were nothing... That wasn’t possible.

”There is something wrong with him!”

His voice became urgent.

”Everyone!”

”Shoot him!”

The order was given instantly. The thugs didn’t hesitate.

They raised their weapons and pulled the triggers.

Boom!

The sound of gunfire filled the morgue.

Bullets tore through the air, flying directly toward Zhang San.

The criminals watched nervously, their hearts pounding with every passing second.

Surely this would work.

No matter how strong someone was, nobody could stand against a barrage of bullets.

They waited for screams. They waited for blood.

They waited for the fat man to finally fall. But... Nothing happened.

The gunfire stopped. Smoke slowly filled the room.

And when everyone could see clearly again...

Zhang San was still standing in the same place.

His clothes weren’t even damaged. His expression hadn’t changed.

That same wide smile remained on his face. The criminals felt their blood run cold.

”Impossible...”

Someone whispered.

Zhang San looked down at the bullets scattered harmlessly around him before looking back at the terrified group.

”Hmm?”

”That’s all?”

He tilted his head slightly.

”Your little toys don’t work on me.”

He chuckled.

”Do you have anything better?”

Slowly... Very slowly... Zhang San began walking closer.

Each step felt heavier than the last. The criminals instinctively stepped backward.

For the first time that night, they weren’t looking at a hostage.

They weren’t looking at an opponent. They were looking at a monster.

And the worst part was... The big fat monster was smiling.

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