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I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

Chapter 582 The Heavens Dropped a Pie, and It Hit Me Directly in the Face · Nov 04, 2026

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551 Chapter 551 The Dao is Infinite, but My Patience with You is Zero 2026-11-04
552 Chapter 552 If My Soul Dissipates, Who is Going to Pay Off This Spirit Stone Debt? 2026-11-04
553 Chapter 553 Oh, You’re Evil? That’s Crazy. Anyway, Face My Brick 2026-11-04
554 Chapter 554 My Grandpa in a Ring is Doing a Terrible Job as a Life Coach (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
555 Chapter 555 Spitting Blood is a Valid Tactical Move, Right? 2026-11-04
556 Chapter 556 A Stench So Profound, Even the Guardian Beast Begged for a Contract Termination 2026-11-04
557 Chapter 557 I Am But A Mere Mortal, Said The Man Holding A Reforged Divine Artifact 2026-11-04
558 Chapter 558 Oh, You Have a Heavenly Flame? That’s Cute, I Use It to Grill Spiritual Chickens 2026-11-04
559 Chapter 559 Patting the Horse’s Ass with Divine Herbs 2026-11-04
560 Chapter 560 Defeating the Jade Core Genius by Sitting on Him 2026-11-04
561 Chapter 561 My Breath Concealing Method is Perfect, but My Stomach is Growling 2026-11-04
562 Chapter 562 The Pill Fire Was Too Hot, Please Pass the Fire Extinguisher 2026-11-04
563 Chapter 563 My Disciples Are All Geniuses, So Why is My Hair Turning Gray? 2026-11-04
564 Chapter 564 Her Face Could Topple Empires, But Her Cooking Could Kill Immortals 2026-11-04
565 Chapter 565 Immortal Ascension Can Wait, the Floor is Still Dusty 2026-11-04
566 Chapter 566 The Grand Elder Used His Ultimate Move, but I Only Felt a Mild Breeze 2026-11-04
567 Chapter 567 Sealed for Ten Millennia? Great, Now My Left Foot is Asleep 2026-11-04
568 Chapter 568 The Jade Beauty Arrives, and the Local Economy Instantly Collapses 2026-11-04
569 Chapter 569 The Supreme Pure Yin Body vs. My Path of Complete Innocence 2026-11-04
570 Chapter 570 A Rare Millennium Phenomenon! Too Bad I’m on a Strict 17 Hour Fasting Schedule 2026-11-04
571 Chapter 571 I Have Lived For Ten Thousand Years and 9,999 of Them Were Incredibly Boring 2026-11-04
572 Chapter 572 The Beast Tamer Promised Me a Celestial Qi Horse, This is a Literal Mule 2026-11-04
573 Chapter 573 The Third Young Master of the Zhao Clan Spoke for Twenty Minutes Before I Hit Him (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
574 Chapter 574 Behold the Pinnacle of My Dao! 2026-11-04
575 Chapter 575 How Was I Supposed to Know the Peerless Immortal Wore Patched Pants? 2026-11-04
576 Chapter 576 She Looked Like an Immortal Fairy, but Her Punch Had the Weight of a Nine-Headed Dragon 2026-11-04
577 Chapter 577 One Thousand Slaps to the Lower Back 2026-11-04
578 Chapter 578 A Most Rigorous Cultivation of the Flesh 2026-11-04
579 Chapter 579 Who Needs Dual Cultivation Anyway? (Crying Intensely) 2026-11-04
580 Chapter 580 Reaching the Supreme Realm Only to Realize I Left the Stove on in the Mortal Realm 2026-11-04
581 Chapter 581 The Grand Dao is Majestic, but Can Someone Give This Seat a Telescope? 2026-11-04
582 Chapter 582 The Heavens Dropped a Pie, and It Hit Me Directly in the Face 2026-11-04
583 Chapter 583 Who Dared to Defile the Pure Yin Waters? 2026-11-04
584 Chapter 584 This Seat is Not Bathing, I am Merely Refining My Outer Shell in the Spirit Spring 2026-11-04
585 Chapter 585 Even the Heavenly Dao Had to Check Its Math 2026-11-04
586 Chapter 586 I Just Wanted to Paint a Duck, Why Did a Divine Phoenix Manifest? 2026-11-04
587 Chapter 587 I Breathed Slightly Too Hard and the Number One Genius Suffered a Heart Demon 2026-11-04
588 Chapter 588 Oh, You’re Breaking Off Our Engagement? Let Me Just UnAwaken Your Bloodline Real Quick 2026-11-04
589 Chapter 589 I Swore an Oath to the Sword, But She Brought Premium Wine 2026-11-04
590 Chapter 590 Painting a Mountain Range Is Easy, Remembering Where I Parked It Is Hard 2026-11-04
591 Chapter 591 The Heavens Wept, the Earth Shook, and I Found Five Dollars 2026-11-04
592 Chapter 592 My Master Said I Was Special, But He Just Needed Someone to Sweep the Stairs 2026-11-04
593 Chapter 593 Shedding the Mortal Coil, But Leaving Room for Dessert 2026-11-04
594 Chapter 594 Elder, Hear Me Out, the Main Peak Was Already Slightly Cracked 2026-11-04
595 Chapter 595 I Came for the Immortal Peaches, But All I Got Was This Poisoned Wine and a Loyalty Test 2026-11-04
596 Chapter 596 The Demon of Gluttony Wears a Crispy Roasted Duck Skin 2026-11-04
597 Chapter 597 Flying Sword Traffic Jam: Even Immortals Must Suffer the Evening Rush 2026-11-04
598 Chapter 598 A Heavenly Venerable’s Worth Is Measured Entirely by the Length of His Beard (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
599 Chapter 599 The Peerless Demon Emperor Just Wanted to Buy Cabbage in Peace 2026-11-04
600 Chapter 600 Staring Into the Terrifying Face of Evil and Wondering If He Uses a Skincare Routine 2026-11-04

Chapter 582: Chapter 582 The Heavens Dropped a Pie, and It Hit Me Directly in the Face

Others had gained profound insights into their cultivation paths, allowing them to glimpse a brighter future.

Such blessings naturally filled them with gratitude and admiration toward Lin Feng.

Yet admiration often carried unexpected consequences.

Several young women of the clan found themselves unable to forget the mysterious senior.

Every time they closed their eyes, they remembered the scene of Lin Feng casually demonstrating the Grand Dao, his figure appearing almost divine beneath the countless gazes fixed upon him.

Some were captivated by his unparalleled talent.

Others were attracted by his handsome appearance and gentle demeanor.

A few simply admired the confidence and calmness he displayed while standing before an entire hall of cultivators.

Meanwhile, many of the young men of the Tang Clan quickly noticed these changes.

What had once been simple affection between couples suddenly became strained.

Several fiances discovered that their partners could not stop talking about Lin Feng.

Others found themselves being compared to the mysterious expert in ways that left them feeling frustrated and helpless.

After all, how could ordinary cultivators compete against someone who seemed capable of teaching the Dao itself?

Arguments began to appear here and there throughout the clan.

Some were small disagreements. Others developed into genuine quarrels.

One unfortunate disciple even spent an entire evening listening to his fiancee praise Lin Feng’s elegance, wisdom, and talent until his face turned green with jealousy.

The irony was that Lin Feng himself remained completely unaware of the chaos he had caused.

At that very moment, he was peacefully enjoying himself, never realizing that throughout the Tang Clan, countless people were discussing his name.

Some spoke of him with reverence. Some spoke of him with admiration.

And a few spoke of him with envy.

Regardless of their feelings, one fact was undeniable.

From that day onward, Lin Feng had become the most talked-about person in the entire Tang Clan.

But perhaps the person most affected by the events of the feast was the matriarch of the Tang Clan herself.

The night had long since ended, and the clan gradually returned to its usual tranquility.

After spending the day entertaining guests and witnessing countless shocking displays, Tang Bingyao finally retired to her residence with her husband, Tang Wei.

Seeing his wife beneath the soft moonlight, as graceful and beautiful as ever, Tang Wei could not help but feel a surge of affection.

The two of them rarely spent time together these days.

As cultivators pursuing higher realms, they spent most of their years secluded within their cultivation caves, seeking enlightenment and greater understanding of the Dao.

Opportunities to simply be husband and wife had become increasingly rare.

As he approached her, however, something unexpected happened.

”Not tonight, husband. I’m tired.”

Tang Bingyao’s voice was gentle, but her words struck Tang Wei like a bolt of lightning.

He froze.

This was the first time in all the years of their marriage that she had rejected him.

Tang Wei stared at her in confusion, unable to understand what had changed.

Yet even Tang Bingyao herself found it difficult to explain.

Ever since witnessing Lin Feng’s incomprehensible Dao during the feast, her heart had been restless.

The supreme profundity contained within his painting and calligraphy had opened a door in her mind that she never knew existed.

The insights she gained were so vast that everything she once considered extraordinary now seemed ordinary in comparison.

For the first time, she realized how small her understanding of the Dao truly was.

Her thoughts were completely occupied by the revelations she had experienced that day.

She wished only to meditate upon them and grasp even a fraction of their mysteries before the fleeting inspiration disappeared.

Tang Wei could only sigh and quietly leave her alone.

What neither of them realized was that Lin Feng’s appearance had already planted subtle cracks within many relationships throughout the Tang Clan.

Some cracks were small and would eventually heal. Others, however, would continue to widen with time.

As for the relationship between Tang Bingyao and Tang Wei, if it were ever to fully return to how it once was, it would take a very long time indeed.

After all, how could Tang Wei ever compare to the peak of the Grand Dao that Lin Feng seemed to embody?

Ever since the feast, the patriarch of the Tang Clan found himself unconsciously being measured against the mysterious guest.

It was an impossible comparison.

Lin Feng carried himself with a confidence and presence that seemed to tower over everyone around him.

Whether it was his profound understanding of the Dao, his unrivaled talent, or the calm certainty in his every action, he left an impression that was difficult to forget.

To many who had witnessed his display, Lin Feng appeared almost larger than life.

His every movement seemed to contain hidden profundities, while his words carried the weight of countless years of enlightenment.

In comparison, even accomplished cultivators could not help but feel ordinary.

There was simply no comparison at all.

One day later, the Myriad Dao Brush Assembly was finally set to begin.

The city became livelier than ever as countless cultivators, scholars, painters, and calligraphers arrived from every corner of the region.

Many young geniuses had come to compete for glory, hoping to make a name for themselves before the gathered experts.

At the same time, numerous respected judges and distinguished guests arrived to grace the grand event with their presence.

The atmosphere was filled with excitement and anticipation.

Yet before the assembly officially began, Tang Jingyan still needed an answer to a question that had been troubling her since the feast.

After searching for some time, she finally found the person she was looking for.

Standing before him, she took a deep breath and gathered her courage.

”Touch me,” she said.

The words left her mouth before she could reconsider them.

The man standing before her froze in shock, while Tang Jingyan herself maintained a serious expression.

She knew how strange her request sounded, but she needed confirmation regarding a matter that had occupied her thoughts for an entire day and night.

Only by obtaining an answer would she finally be able to put her restless mind at ease.

”I don’t understand what you want me to do, Miss Tang,” the man replied, his voice trembling with excitement.

His name was Shen Jue, and he had been pursuing Tang Jingyan for hundreds of years.

Unfortunately for him, all of his efforts had ended in failure.

Daoist Profound Jade had never entertained the idea of taking a Dao companion.

Throughout the years, countless talented young masters, clan heirs, and renowned geniuses had attempted to win her favor, but she remained indifferent to all of them.

Shen Jue had always taken comfort in that fact.

If Tang Jingyan rejected everyone equally, then at least he still had a chance.

As a result, he continued pursuing her with unwavering determination.

In his heart, his admiration for her had long since grown into an obsession.

Every smile, every glance, and every word she spoke was deeply engraved within his mind.

That was why he could hardly believe the situation he found himself in now.

The beautiful blonde Daoist stood before him, looking directly at him.

And she had just asked him to touch her.

For a moment, Shen Jue felt as if he were dreaming.

His heart pounded wildly against his chest.

Could this finally be the day his centuries of persistence paid off?

Could the heavens have finally taken pity on him?

Then his thoughts drifted back to the feast.

He had clearly noticed that Tang Jingyan seemed unusually close to the mysterious Feng Lin.

The sight had filled him with jealousy for the entire evening.

”I knew it,” Shen Jue mused inwardly.

”That snake Feng Lin must have done something. Ever since he appeared, everyone has been acting strangely. Perhaps Miss Tang has finally seen through him.”

The more he thought about it, the more convinced he became.

”She must have realized who truly cares about her. After all these years, I’ve been the one sincerely devoted to her.”

A foolish grin threatened to spread across his face.

Meanwhile, Tang Jingyan merely frowned as she looked at him.

The expression in Shen Jue’s eyes told her that he was already imagining things far beyond what she intended.

Immediately, she regretted choosing her words so poorly.

”Calm down,” she said. ”I only need your help with a small test.”

”A test?” Shen Jue repeated, blinking in confusion.

”Yes,” Tang Jingyan replied. ”Nothing more.”

Tang Jingyan did not offer any further explanation.

The bewildered expression on Shen Jue’s face was amusing enough, but she had not come here to joke around.

Ever since the feast, a certain question had been lingering in her heart, refusing to leave no matter how much she tried to ignore it.

She needed an answer.

Without warning, she reached forward, took Shen Jue’s hands, and gently placed them upon her shoulders.

Shen Jue’s entire body froze.

”Thank the Grand Dao for this opportunity!” he screamed inwardly.

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