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I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

Chapter 467 My Spirit Animal is Too Fat for This Cage, and Now We’re Both Stuck · Nov 04, 2026

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451 Chapter 451 This Legendary Scroll is Just a Very Long Recipe for Soup 2026-11-04
452 Chapter 452 I’m Going to Buy Milk and I’ll Be Back after Three Reincarnations 2026-11-04
453 Chapter 453 Why Does the Janitor Have a Peerless Cultivation Base? 2026-11-04
454 Chapter 454 To Save the World, I Must First Find a Decent Pair of Sandals 2026-11-04
455 Chapter 455 The Sword God Cried Because I Used His Blade to Open a Jar of Pickles (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
456 Chapter 456 If I Can’t See You, You aren’t Trespassing 2026-11-04
457 Chapter 457 The Young Masters are Starting a Union 2026-11-04
458 Chapter 458 The Soup of Eternal Wisdom And Heartburn 2026-11-04
459 Chapter 459 I Survived the Forbidden Realm and All I Got Was This Lethal Curse 2026-11-04
460 Chapter 460 My Dao is the Dao of Staying Indoors 2026-11-04
461 Chapter 461 Is it Still a War if I’m the Only One Running? 2026-11-04
462 Chapter 462 I Only Meant to Sneeze, Why is the Sect Mountain Missing? 2026-11-04
463 Chapter 463 My Cultivation Base Increases Every Time I Order Dessert 2026-11-04
464 Chapter 464 Fighting the Ancient Demon King Over the Last Skewer of Lamb 2026-11-04
465 Chapter 465 I Tried to Refine a Pill, but I Accidentally Created a Small Moon 2026-11-04
466 Chapter 466 I Finally Learned to Fly, but I Forgot How to Stop 2026-11-04
467 Chapter 467 My Spirit Animal is Too Fat for This Cage, and Now We’re Both Stuck 2026-11-04
468 Chapter 468 Why are the Elders Bowing? I Just Wanted a Cookie 2026-11-04
469 Chapter 469 Being a Legend is Exhausting, I Just Want to Be a Background Character Again! 2026-11-04
470 Chapter 470 I Have Subjugated the Nine Heavens, but I Still Can’t Win an Argument with My Sister 2026-11-04
471 Chapter 471 I Can’t Even Buy a Bun Without Starting a Civil War 2026-11-04
472 Chapter 472 The Grand Elder Accuses Me of Using a Forbidden Charm Technique, I Was Just Blinking! 2026-11-04
473 Chapter 473 She Stared into My Eyes for Three Minutes and I Was Trying to Figure Out If She Owed Me Money 2026-11-04
474 Chapter 474 Long Time No See, Please Drop Your Weapons 2026-11-04
475 Chapter 475 My Sister’s Supreme Domain Only Exists to Keep Me Out of Her Room 2026-11-04
476 Chapter 476 Master Assures Me This Severe Poisoning Is Part of the Curriculum 2026-11-04
477 Chapter 477 I Tried to Hide My Brilliance, But the Heavenly Dao Kept the Spotlight On (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
478 Chapter 478 This Seat Desires Only Enlightenment, Not Your Maidenly Affections 2026-11-04
479 Chapter 479 The Pigeon Was Delicious, but the Message Was Lost 2026-11-04
480 Chapter 480 A Level 1 Spirit Mouse Steals the Divine Elixir, Attains a Golden Core Before the Supreme Elder 2026-11-04
481 Chapter 481 Breaking Through to the Eternal Realm to Avoid My Student Loans 2026-11-04
482 Chapter 482 Why Does This Divine Elixir Have Legs? 2026-11-04
483 Chapter 483 This Bird Refuses to Fly on Wednesday 2026-11-04
484 Chapter 484 I Reincarnated as a Snake and Now Everyone Wants to Make Soup 2026-11-04
485 Chapter 485 The Doctor Said to Rest, So I Fought Three Ancestors 2026-11-04
486 Chapter 486 The Alchemist Assures Me the Exploding Is Part of the Healing Process 2026-11-04
487 Chapter 487 The Elder Said it Would Open My Meridians, So Why Do I See My Ancestors Beckoning? 2026-11-04
488 Chapter 488 I Am Doing My Best, Please Stop Moaning So Loud 2026-11-04
489 Chapter 489 Your Flying Sword is Fast, But My 15 Inches Dao is Faster 2026-11-04
490 Chapter 490 Sitting in Lotus Position for Long Enough to Question My Life Choices 2026-11-04
491 Chapter 491 Dual Cultivation is Just Studying Jade Slips Together, Right? RIGHT? 2026-11-04
492 Chapter 492 My Sifu is an Immortal, but His Dating Advice is Trash 2026-11-04
493 Chapter 493 I Tried to Flee the Wedding, but the Array Was Too Complicated 2026-11-04
494 Chapter 494 I Only Wanted to Roast a Divine Chicken, Why is the Sacred Mountain on Fire? 2026-11-04
495 Chapter 495 A Simple Stroll to Cleanse the Heart, Yet the Senior Sister Insists on Buying a Spiritual Cotton Candy 2026-11-04
496 Chapter 496 Please Don’t Make Me Ascend, My Bed is Too Comfortable (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!) 2026-11-04
497 Chapter 497 Help! The Young Master Wants to Duel Me, But I’m Afraid if I Breathe Too Hard, His Entire Clan Will Evaporate 2026-11-04
498 Chapter 498 Sleeping is Also a Form of Dao Comprehension, You Uncultured Mortals! 2026-11-04
499 Chapter 499 I’ve Seen Better Form from a Drunk Mortal 2026-11-04
500 Chapter 500 He Brought a Heaven-Grade Sword to a Fist Fight and It Didn’t Help 2026-11-04

This old Daoist Soul Reaper’s existence would have already been erased completely, leaving no ashes, no remnant soul, not even a memory that could be recalled by heaven itself.

A moment later… The space twisted violently. Reality folded like a crumpled sheet of paper. And in the next instant, everything snapped back into place. They had returned.

Right outside Clear Moon City. The battlefield that had nearly become ruins stood in eerie contrast to the chaos that had just occurred beyond the void.

“Thud!” A heavy, smoking body crashed onto the ground.

Daoist Soul Reaper lay there twitching, his once terrifying aura completely gone.

His robes were burned away in patches, his skeletal frame cracked in several places, and blackened death qi leaked out of him uncontrollably like a leaking vessel.

His breathing if it could even be called that was ragged and unstable. He slowly lifted his head. And froze. Lin Feng stood right in front of him.

Calm. Clean. Not a single trace of battle on his body.

Hands clasped behind his back as always, his expression was as relaxed as someone observing a mild inconvenience on the roadside.

To Daoist Soul Reaper, this sight was more horrifying than any torture he had ever endured in his long existence. Because it meant one thing…

From beginning to end, Lin Feng had never been serious. A thought struck him, cold and suffocating.

If this is him while not trying… then what is he when he is serious?

For the first time in his countless years of cultivation, Daoist Soul Reaper felt something crack inside his Dao heart.

Fear. Not fear of death. But fear of absolute, irreversible defeat.

Far away, Ming Hua stood frozen on the flying vessel, her lips slightly parted.

Even she, someone who had lived for nearly a million years, could not process what she was seeing. Daoist Soul Reaper… Reduced to this state…

In less than a few breaths. And he had been trying to flee just moments ago like a hunted beast. The world no longer felt familiar.

Meanwhile, Yuan Bao casually took a sip of tea in the distance.

“…Huh.” He nodded slowly as if satisfied.

“Yep. That looks about right.” No one knew whether he was commenting on Daoist Soul Reaper’s condition… or Lin Feng’s daily routine.

Lin Feng finally spoke again. His voice was calm, almost gentle.

“Please repent your sins in silence.” No anger. No emotion. Just a statement of fact.

Then… He raised two fingers. A soft sound echoed.

“Poof.” The ground beneath Daoist Soul Reaper suddenly changed.

It was no longer soil. No longer earth. It became something else entirely.

A void-like darkness opened beneath him, like reality itself had turned into a mouth waiting patiently. Daoist Soul Reaper’s eyes widened in terror.

“What is this?!” He tried to rise. To flee. To burn his life essence. To escape anything… anything at all. But nothing worked. His body refused to obey him.

Not because of suppression. But because the world itself had stopped acknowledging his resistance as valid.

“NO! I am Daoist Soul Reaper! I cannot die here! I cannot…” His voice broke. The void beneath him pulsed once. And the pulling force intensified.

It was not violent in a physical sense. It was absolute. Like gravity had become a divine law targeting only him.

“Stop!!! I can offer treasures! Ancient inheritances! Forbidden techniques!!!” His voice echoed desperately across the space. But Lin Feng did not even blink.

He simply watched. Like someone waiting for a process to finish. The void beneath Daoist Soul Reaper expanded slightly.

Cracks of darkness spread outward like ink bleeding into paper. His body began to sink.

Slowly at first. Then faster.

“No… no… I cannot die like this…” His voice grew weaker as he descended. His fingers clawed at the air, tearing through nothingness, trying to grasp anything real.

But there was nothing to hold onto. Only emptiness. Only silence. Only inevitability. Above him, Lin Feng’s expression remained unchanged.

As if sealing ants into a jar. As if ending a minor disturbance. Not a battle between peak cultivators. Not a clash that could shake continents. Just… cleanup.

Daoist Soul Reaper’s vision blurred as the darkness swallowed him higher and higher.

The last thing he saw was Lin Feng looking down calmly, as if watching him sink into a pond. No hatred. No satisfaction. No emotion at all. Just completion.

Then… The world closed.

“Swallow.” The void beneath him snapped shut like a mouth finishing its meal. Nothing remained. As if Daoist Soul Reaper had never existed in this world at all.

A heavy silence settled over Clear Moon City. The wind stopped. The clouds stabilized.

Even the spiritual energy of heaven and earth seemed to hesitate before resuming its flow. For a long moment, nobody spoke.

Then somewhere in the distance, a cultivator whispered shakily…

“…It’s over?”

Yuan Bao set down his teacup.

“…Yep.”

Ming Hua slowly exhaled, her hands slightly trembling. And Lin Feng? He simply dusted off his sleeve slightly.

“I’m going to be late for class.”

An hour later, Daoist Soul Reaper slowly regained consciousness. At first, all he felt was pain. Not ordinary pain.

It was a deep, suffocating agony embedded into every fragment of his existence, as though his body, soul, cultivation, and even his Dao heart had all been crushed together and stitched back incorrectly.

“Drip.” Something wet landed on his cheek.

A moment later…

“Drip.”

Again. Daoist Soul Reaper’s eyelids twitched faintly. His consciousness slowly returned.

“…Mgh…” He forced his eyes open. And instantly regretted it. An enormous face filled his entire vision.

A very fat man was leaning directly over him, staring down with wide sparkling eyes while saliva continuously dripped from the corner of his mouth onto Daoist Soul Reaper’s face.

“Drip.”

The fat man did not even bother wiping it. Instead, he looked fascinated. Like a child discovering a rare insect.

“…?!” Daoist Soul Reaper’s pupils shrank violently. His instincts screamed in danger.

He immediately tried to move away… But froze.

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