Shota's Isekai NTR Adventure

I revealed a smile when I heard him ask this before picking up one of the dildo bats and throwing it to him.

Viscount Henry had no problem catching this dildo bat with his athleticism, but he couldn’t help knitting his brows slightly when he caught it.

He held it up in front of him, looking at it with a strange look before reaching his other hand up to grab the handle as well and swinging it a few times.

After swinging it, he couldn’t help revealing an even stranger look as he looked at the dildo bat.

Seeing him like this, I pointed at one of the dummies on the side and said, ”Why don’t you test it for yourself. That should be the best way to see what kind of weapon this is.”

Viscount Henry revealed a surprised look, but then he gave a nod and walked over.

He tightly gripped the handle with both hands and brought it up over his head.

When I saw a muscular and serious man like Viscount Henry holding the dildo bat over his head like this, I really couldn’t help wanting to laugh. But I was able to hold it back by covering my mouth with my hand.

However, even then, Viscount Henry heard me and turned back to ask, ”Count Zwein, is something wrong?”

I shook my head and said, ”No, no, I just choked on my spit a bit.”

Viscount Henry raised a brow to look at me, almost as if he didn’t believe me when I said this. But in the end, he was still drawn by the allure of the dildo bat and turned back to raise it over his head again.

Then in one quick swing, he brought it down on the dummy in front of him.

That dummy wasn’t a weak one.

These dummies that were around the practice field were special dummies that had been made by the dwarves. These were special dummies that were made with refined iron that was much stronger than the straw dummies that they used before.

But even then, it wasn’t able to resist the swing of the dildo bat at all.

As soon as the dildo bat made contact with the dummy, there was no resistance at all as the dummy started to cave under the dildo bat.

The dummy continued to cave until it completely collapsed under this one blow.

The dummy snapped in half and shattered apart in front of Viscount Henry.

When Viscount Henry had reacted, he was shocked to see that the dummy had disappeared.

Then when he looked down at the destroyed dummy at his feet, he couldn’t help being even more shocked.

He looked down at the dildo bat in his hand before looking back at the dummy scraps left on the ground. Then after all of that, he turned to look at me as if he was asking for an explanation.

But before I could give one, Jessica suddenly said, ”This…isn’t it weaker than before?”

When Viscount Henry heard this, he immediately turned to look at her in shock.

Jessica was surprised to see Viscount Henry acting like this, but she still turned to me to ask, ”My lord, this feels weaker than the time that I used it before.”

Cecilia knitted her brows slightly and came forward to take the dildo bat from her hand as she said, ”Really?”

There was a trace of disappointment and a trace of worry that appeared in her eyes as if she was afraid that Cecilia would take this dildo bat from her, but then Jessica said with a nod, ”It definitely feels weaker than the one that I used before.”

Cecilia walked over to one of the free dummies and casually swung down at it.

When the dildo bat made contact with the dummy, it immediately crumpled under the pressure of her attack and was smashed into the ground.

But unlike when Viscount Henry did it, it flattened completely like it had been smashed by a large hammer and it became a metal pancake on the ground.

Viscount Henry looked at Cecilia in shock, but she didn’t care as she stared at the dildo bat that she was holding.

After staring at it for a bit, she looked up at me and said, ”It is weaker than before and not just a bit weaker, it’s much weaker.”

I couldn’t help revealing a bitter smile when I saw what she did to the dummy.

After giving a silent apology to the dwarves that would have to remake these dummies, I said, ”Un, these are the mass produced versions, so they are weaker. They can only double your power.”

Viscount Henry looked at me in shock this time as he repeated, ”Double?” Then he said in a loud voice, ”It doubles your power and you still consider this weak?”

We looked at him like he was crazy before nodding in response.

He looked like he couldn’t understand the world anymore as he looked at the dildo bat in his hand.

When I said double, that was because these mass produced dildo bats only had a 50% penetration effect unlike The Penetrator which had a 99.9% repeating effect. The Penetrator made one’s strike infinitely stronger while the mass produced dildo bats only doubled the force.

After hearing what I said, Cecilia looked down at the dildo bat in her hand and said, ”That’s fine, we can just switch these out with the mithril swords when we need to. I’m sure that we can find a way to use these things.”

I gave a nod before saying, ”If you ever need more, just tell me.”

I had a factory now, so I could produce as many of these things as I wanted.

Though there would be an issue with supplies, it wasn’t a real problem since I was trading for ores with the Dwarven Kingdom.

Cecilia gave a nod before turning to the rest and saying, ”Alright, let’s learn how to use these new weapons today.”

To her side, Jessica was still waiting for her to give her the dildo bat back.

But Cecilia just claimed it for herself.

I shook my head with a faint smile before pulling out another one for Jessica.

Though it was the same, she just felt that it was different since it wasn’t the one that she had been using before.

I never would understand warriors and their preferences with weapons.

To the side, Viscount Henry was still standing there in a daze looking at the dildo bat in his hand.

I went over to him to pat him on the shoulder before asking, ”Are you alright?”

Viscount Henry snapped out of his daze and immediately turned to me to say, ”Count Zwein, is it possible to get these weapons for my soldiers as well?”

I thought about it before shaking my head and saying, ”For now, I’m not planning on giving these weapons to anyone else.”

Viscount Henry revealed a disappointed look before suddenly realizing something, ”You said that ’for now’, does that mean in the future…”

He left his words hanging, but I understood what he was implying.

I just gave a cryptic smile and said, ”Who knows?”