Peerless Bodyguard of a Stunning Beauty

And when the three little punks who could use Magic saw that Zhao Rong was holding just a little twig in his hand, yet could restore his assistant and Miss Lili—whom they had turned into animals—back to human form,

they immediately felt it was unbelievable and said:

”You, guy from the outside world, what the hell are you actually?

Don’t tell me you can use Magic too?

If not, how the hell could you possibly turn them back into humans?”

Zhao Rong looked coldly at the three little punks in front of him who could use Magic,

and said:

”You three punks, don’t think that just because you know a bit of Magic, you’re so damn awesome. Don’t assume us people from the outside world don’t know Magic, and can just be slaughtered by you however you like.”

Miss Lili stepped forward and said to Zhao Rong:

”Brother Zhao Rong, these three little punks are way too disgusting.

They actually dared to turn me into a red-crowned crane.

Now, use that Magic wand in your hand and turn them into some stinky bugs...”

The assistant, furious beyond words, pointed at the three Magic-using punks in front of him, then said to Zhao Rong:

”Brother Zhao Rong, let’s turn their own tricks back on them. Turn these three punks into some old sows...”

Zhao Rong held the Magic wand, looked at the three Magic-using punks in front of him, and warned them, saying:

”You three punks, if you kneel down right now and admit your mistakes, and apologize to the assistant and Miss Lili, maybe I’ll still let you three off.

Otherwise, don’t blame me for being rude...”

But the three punks didn’t take Zhao Rong’s words seriously at all.

Instead, they even mocked Zhao Rong, saying:

”You guy from the outside world, don’t think that just because you’re holding some crappy twig, you can act all cocky.

The three of us are going to use our trump card and turn the five of you into a pile of scrap metal...”

When the three beauties and the assistant heard that the three Magic-using punks in front of them actually wanted to turn the five of them into a pile of scrap metal,

they instantly said angrily:

”Brother Zhao Rong, looks like these three punks are completely hopeless.

Use the Magic wand in your hand to show them what we can really do...”

The three punks suddenly channeled power from their Dantian, turning the Magic they commanded into a stream of gas that sprayed toward Zhao Rong’s group of five.

And when Zhao Rong saw that cloud of gas in the distance closing in to envelop them,

he immediately took out a hand-cranked blower from the Magic Ring, then said to the three beauties and the assistant in front of him:

”Miss Lili, Beauty Yu Lan, Beauty Xuelian, Assistant, now crank this blower.

We’ll blow out a wild gust of wind from it and disperse this cloud of gas in front of us...”

As the three beauties and the assistant worked together to crank the hand-cranked blower and blew the cloud of gas in front of them away,

the three Magic-using punks were instantly stunned.

They exclaimed:

”How did you five suddenly just pull out a blower like that?”

”If it weren’t for that blower, this cloud of gas would probably already have engulfed the five of them and turned them into a pile of scrap metal...”

”Looks like, to deal with these five, we still need to think of some other way...”

But before the three punks could finish, Zhao Rong immediately swung the Magic wand in his hand, aimed at the first punk, and shouted:

”Magic wand, turn this guy into a cockroach right now...”

When the punk heard that Zhao Rong actually wanted to turn him into a cockroach,

he said arrogantly:

”You guy from the outside world, I don’t believe you can turn a Mage like me into a little cockroach...”

But before the first punk could even finish his sentence,

he was instantly turned into a little cockroach by Zhao Rong.

When the three beauties and the assistant saw that the first punk, who’d just been strutting around like he owned the place, had been turned into a little cockroach by Zhao Rong in an instant,

they all burst into laughter and said:

”You damn little roach, weren’t you acting all fierce just now? How come you suddenly turned into a stinky bug...”

Miss Lili stepped forward, stomped the cockroach dead with one foot, then said:

”You stinky roach, you were a pest to begin with. I’m taking your life now...”

Beauty Yu Lan even thought of that classic scene from Tang Bohu Pursues Qiu Xiang, and said:

”Who can be more miserable than me, who dares to compete with me in misery...” and

Beauty Xuelian suddenly had an idea and said to Zhao Rong:

”Brother Zhao Rong, since you can turn the first punk into a cockroach,

then can you turn the second punk into a scorpion...

Because I’ve had a bit of rheumatism recently, and I want to use a poisonous scorpion to soak in liquor and drink it, to cure my rheumatoid arthritis...”

Hearing Beauty Xuelian’s words, Zhao Rong didn’t hesitate, raised the Magic wand in his hand, pointed at the second punk, and shouted:

”Magic wand, turn the second punk into a poisonous scorpion right now,

and make it the East Asian thick-clawed scorpion that’s best suited for soaking in liquor...”

Before Zhao Rong could even finish his sentence, the second punk had already been turned by Zhao Rong into an East Asian thick-clawed scorpion suitable for medicinal liquor and cooking.

When Beauty Xuelian saw that Zhao Rong had turned the second punk in front of them into an East Asian thick-clawed scorpion,

she immediately pulled a bottle of Maotai out of her bag,

opened it, put the scorpion into the Maotai, screwed the cap back on, shook it, then said expectantly:

”Maotai with scorpion is a folk remedy for treating rheumatoid arthritis...

I think once I drink this liquor, I’ll definitely be able to cure my rheumatoid arthritis...”

And when the last punk saw that Zhao Rong had easily turned his two buddies—one into a cockroach, and one into a poisonous scorpion,

he was terrified and said:

”Big bro, where exactly did you come from?

How come you have such badass Magic?”

Zhao Rong held the Magic wand and grinned, saying:

”I don’t actually have any Magic. All I’ve got is this Magic wand...”

Miss Lili said from the side:

”As long as Brother Zhao Rong can open the Paradise Shopping Cart,

then he can buy weapons from it that can defeat any powerful enemy in the world...”

Beauty Yu Lan, full of confidence, said to Zhao Rong:

”Brother Zhao Rong, since you’ve already taken out the first punk and the second punk,

then now you should take out the third punk too...”

Beauty Xuelian, having another sudden idea, said from the side:

”Brother Zhao Rong, can you turn the third punk into a poisonous snake...”

Hearing Beauty Xuelian’s words, Zhao Rong was totally puzzled and said:

”Why turn this guy into a poisonous snake?

Wouldn’t that be too good for him...”

Beauty Xuelian licked her lips, then said to Zhao Rong:

”Brother Zhao Rong, you don’t know—ever since I was little, I’ve been drinking medicinal liquor soaked with poisonous snakes.

I haven’t had that kind of liquor in ages now.

Right now I’m craving a cup of snake-soaked liquor.

So, turn this third punk into a poisonous snake,

and make it the most poisonous kind—the silver-ringed snake...”

When Zhao Rong heard that Beauty Xuelian was actually that hardcore,

he shook his head, sighed, then turned the third punk in front of him into a silver-ringed snake.

As Zhao Rong turned the third punk into a silver-ringed snake,

Beauty Xuelian took out a bottle of Wuliangye, then used chopsticks to pick up the silver-ringed snake and put it into the Wuliangye bottle, and screwed the cap on.

She laughed loudly and said:

”Brother Zhao Rong, actually this bottle of liquor is brewed for you.

Because once a silver-ringed snake is soaked in Wuliangye and a man drinks it, he can...”

When the assistant heard that silver-ringed snake soaked in Wuliangye could actually...

he immediately widened his eyes at Beauty Xuelian, clearly dying to drink that bottle of liquor, and said:

”Beauty Xuelian, once the liquor’s ready, could you let me have a sip?

Because I can already feel that as I get older, my... is starting to go downhill...”