The Interstellar Queen of Scavengers

Chapter 252: Chapter 252: Poop Fist!

Teacher Mu Jianling doesn’t speak human language, and it’s not just a matter of one or two days. Ji You doesn’t take it to heart at all. If she really took those words to heart, her heart would have been punctured into a sieve and leaking air from all sides long ago. How could she still be lively and active?

But?

Not taking it to heart doesn’t mean not getting angry.

Over here, after senior Yang Bin made some infuriating and heart-piercing remarks, the veterans became even more joyful, looking at the freshmen as if they were looking at little chicks...

The freshmen couldn’t accept it, but—what could they do?

On the veteran’s side, from beginning to end, only senior Yang Bin was sent out, and he defeated all the representatives from the student’s side, leaving them either limping or with broken arms—none of them ended well.

Yang Bin looked at the listless students and smiled, saying, ”The challenge is over. Now, let’s all eat meat and drink heartily...”

The students remained silent, their response not particularly enthusiastic.

Having lost the fight, and lost it so miserably, who would still be in the mood to drink and feast? Even if there were all kinds of delicacies in front of them, everyone was just not up for it.

The veterans jeered, laughing, ”Come on, kids, cheer up. Admitting that you’re weak isn’t something to be ashamed of! Come on—cheer up, open your mouths, show your smiles, and tell yourselves: although you’re weak, you are really pretty good!”

Students: ”...”

Damn!

This is really too hateful!

At this moment, Ji You suddenly stood up, her voice loud and clear as thunder, saying, ”Senior Yang Bin, I challenge you!”

Everyone around was stunned.

Yang Bin was also stunned: ”You?”

Mu Jianling, who was leisurely watching the show with his arms folded, also raised his head in an instant and looked at Ji You, saying, ”I thought you understood the saying that fools die from the lack of self-awareness...”

Ji You ignored Teacher Mu Jianling’s sharp tongue, looked at senior Yang Bin, and seriously said, ”Yes! It’s me! The one and only Ji You. As I have said before, I am a big shot who makes a grand entrance at the end. Since all our preceding freshmen warriors have failed in their challenges, I naturally cannot just stand by. Starting now: the glory of us freshmen will be protected by me, Ji You!”

Everyone around: ”...”

For some reason, such a cringeworthy line—I don’t know how number 4444, Ji You, managed to say it with such a thick face. Anyway, after hearing this, many students felt a spike in cringe, almost unbearable to watch directly.

But Ji You was very serious; she looked at Yang Bin and reiterated, ”Senior Yang Bin, please accept my challenge.”

After a moment of shock, Yang Bin stared at this little shorty in front of him: it turns out—he really misunderstood. This isn’t a coward, and it’s not a little quail, this person really does have a bold heart.

But, the kid, though, deserves some encouragement, so how could he possibly refuse her?

Of course, he must accept, and then crush her severely.

So, Yang Bin smiled and said, ”Okay.”

Upon hearing this, Ji You instantly leaped forward. She truly didn’t waste a single word, not even a greeting, and directly lunged at Yang Bin’s face, saying, ”Watch my feint!”

Yang Bin raised his hand, wanting to finish her with one move.

But!!!

Ji You actually really executed a feint. Midway through her charge, she swiftly pulled back her hand, but her voice was as loud as thunder. Not just Yang Bin, but even the audience around thought she was about to unleash her Big Move!

Unexpectedly!!!

Everyone around was shocked, Yang Bin was shocked, but Ji You was not flustered at all, roaring again, and yelled: ”Watch me feint another kick!”

After saying that, she feinted a kick at Yang Bin.

Yang Bin: ”...”

Everyone around: ”...”

The students’ faces gradually started to heat up: out of embarrassment.

Keeping a safe distance from Yang Bin, Ji You laughed heartily all the way around him, occasionally closing in, yelling out various moves, like: ”Watch me fake a Nine Yin White Bone Claw!” and then: ”Watch me fake an authentic Foshan Shadowless Kick!”

One moment here—

One moment there—

...

In any case, whether it was the audience or Yang Bin, they were all left dumbfounded and exhausted by her series of exaggerated fake moves. Eventually, Yang Bin simply crossed his arms, deciding to unchangingly respond to all changes, and told himself to just enjoy the show.

Just then, Ji You shouted: ”Watch my Thousand Changing Punch!”

Huh?

Poop Fist?

Yang Bin: ”???”

Everyone around: ”???”

With the previous exaggerated names, people tolerated them, but Poop Fist? That was really pushing the limits. Whether it was the veterans or the students, including teacher Mu Jianling, everyone couldn’t help but frown, but just then, the humor on the scene suddenly changed!

Boom—

Ji You burst forth with menacing momentum, striking towards Yang Bin.

Fake?

Real?

Everyone’s mind simultaneously popped up with this question?

Yang Bin thought the same.

But—

Useless.

In the face of absolute power, all these nonsensical stuff couldn’t hold up.

Regardless of true or false, Yang Bin decided to strike back in an instant!

At that moment, Ji You had already rushed in front of Yang Bin, and Yang Bin raised one hand, fiercely grabbing Ji You’s neck, but in that instant, Ji You suddenly stopped resisting, letting Yang Bin grab him.

Yang Bin: ”Hm?”

Interesting.

Just as Ji You was about to be thrown out, he suddenly exerted force, moved his body slightly downward, grabbed Yang Bin’s head, and in the blink of an eye, climbed onto Yang Bin’s tall figure, tightly pinching Yang Bin’s head.

Yang Bin fell to the ground in response, trying to flip Ji You over.

Ji You clenched his teeth hard, fully demonstrating his sticky abilities, and in a few blinks of an eye, Yang Bin couldn’t shake Ji You off.

Everyone around: ”!!!”

Yang Bin: ”!!!”

What happened?

Yang Bin couldn’t throw Ji You off, and was instead entangled by Ji You?

What’s going on?

This scene, although it only happened in the blink of an eye, not much time passed, but the exchange between Ji You and Yang Bin had already gone through over a dozen rounds, and Ji You was like a sticky plaster that could not be shaken off.

Nearby.

Yue Qiguang exclaimed, ”Damn! I knew number 4444 was a sleaze, but I really underestimated her!”

Yue Qiyuan’s lips trembled, fingers also shaking slightly, wanting to say something, but couldn’t utter a word.

Shen Changqing kept a straight face, and sincerely said: ”Student Ji You is really clever.”

Sheng Qingyan covered her mouth, a look of disgust on her face: ”Spicy eye, oh... Spicy eye, oh... It’s really blinding Little Cutie’s eyes...”

Lou and Lance both took a step back, eerily saying in unison, ”This Ji You, kind of scares me...”

Other people had expressions that spoke volumes of their mixed feelings, but Chu Jiaojiao, on the other hand, wished she could shout at the top of her lungs, screaming: ”Ji You is so cool! So beautiful! I will always love Ji You ahhh!”