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2271 We Can Deal With The Fatty Ball Boss In Such A Manner

The speed at which ‘evil’ spread was faster than he had imagined.

Logically, the Heavenly Dao’s authority had only just begun to wither, and the edges of the world had only just begun to crumble. There should have been a buffer period when the modern world was affected.

He hadn’t expected the world to give him no buffer time.

Of course, it was also possible that the buffer period had already passed.

“Sage Monarch Tyrannical Song, is the land contaminated?” Qing Wu asked.

Song Shuhang replied, “For now, this piece of land seems fine. It’s just that Evil Wang was here and left his aura behind. However, I don’t know much about Evil Wang… I’ll need to find someone to gather more information.”

Moreover, since Evil Wang had appeared in the Jiangnan area, Song Shuhang wondered about Wenzhou City.

Song Shuhang took out his mobile phone and dialed his disciple, the monster bird Little Cai.

“Master, Master, what’s going on?” Little Cai’s voice was full of energy. While she answered the phone, it sounded like she was practicing her saber skills. The sound of her saber’s force could be heard continuously.

“What’s the situation like in Wenzhou City?” Song Shuhang inquired.

“I’m doing well, Master. Is there a problem on your end?” Little Cai replied.

“Yes, there’s a situation here. Evil Wang is lurking around, and I need you to be cautious while you’re in Wenzhou City. If you notice anything unusual, report it to me immediately,” Song Shuhang instructed.

“Evil Wang? Why has that guy appeared? I understand, Master. I’ll immediately contact the nearby scholarly disciples,” Little Cai replied.

In Song Shuhang’s hometown, there was a recently established faction of scholarly cultivators.

Initially, only Third Stage scholarly disciples were guarding this place. However, as news spread within the scholarly faction that Profound Sage Tyrannical Song was the reincarnation of the Scholarly Sage, a Fifth Stage scholarly expert had been stationed there.

Occasionally, various True Monarchs from different sects would pass by, wanting to visit the place where Scholarly Sage Song Shuhang had reincarnated—the birthplace of the Sage.

Little Cai seemed to have encountered Evil Wang before. When she heard about Evil Wang, she immediately thought of contacting the scholarly disciples.

With how reliable Little Cai had become, Song Shuhang felt reassured. “Alright… I’ll be returning to Wenzhou City in a day or two. When I’m back, I’ll create a life-bound magical treasure for you.”

It wasn’t just Little Cai. Now that Chu Chu had reached the Third Stage, she could also start preparing materials for her life-bound magic item.

After ending the call with the monster bird Little Cai, Song Shuhang quickly called out to Senior White Two in his mind.

“Senior White, are you there?”

Just as he finished calling, Song Shuhang remembered what Senior White Two had said last time. If there was something, he shouldn’t always ask if he was there. He should just say it directly and not waste time.

Therefore, he quickly added:

1. “Senior White, how can I most efficiently deal with Evil Wang? Is there a way to locate Evil Wang?”

2. “Is there any way to mitigate the effects of ‘Everyone in the World Knows You’ a bit?”

3. “Senior White, do you still have any Eighth Stage Holy Ape Tail Hair?”

After sending the messages, Song Shuhang nodded in satisfaction.

This felt like making wishes to a deity. He was reporting wishes one, two, and three. However, in a sense, Senior White Two was no different from a deity. He ruled over the Netherworld, the other side of the Heavenly Dao.

“Do you have some misunderstanding about the phrase ‘ruler of the Netherworld’?” Senior White Two’s voice sounded in Song Shuhang’s mind. Did he really think he was a magic lamp for making wishes?

Seeing Senior White Two taking the bait—no, after he replied, he immediately delivered the script he had prepared beforehand.

“Senior White, actually, after my ‘cultivation’ function was recently upgraded, I gained many interesting abilities. One of them is the ‘multi-group chat’ function.”

“And?” Senior White Two said calmly while showing no particular interest in this function.

“After the upgrade, as the ‘server,’ I have considerable authority. When my realm increases a bit more, we can try having the fat ball scan my QR code and see if it can add me to its friend list. Then, I can create a group with just us and the fat ball boss. After that, I’ll mute the fat ball… We can use the group to scold it. What do you think?” Song Shuhang suggested.

Of course, adding the fat ball boss to his friend list was just a plan for now. Currently, Song Shuhang’s realm wasn’t high enough, and he was concerned that after adding the fat ball, it would be like dealing with the shrewd Fairy Cheng Lin.

Therefore, he planned to wait until his realm increased a bit more and the ‘cultivation’ chat system was perfected before adding the fat ball to his friend list. This way, he could secretly track the fat ball through the ‘cultivation’ chat functions, achieving the wonderful effect of ‘know yourself and know your enemy.’

“Interesting. This is quite interesting.” As expected, Senior White Two had endless energy and interest when it came to arguing with the fat ball.

“I’ll think of a way to perfect this plan for you.”

Now that he thought about how the fat ball had been involuntarily pulled into the group and couldn’t leave or even speak, it could only be scolded by him and Song Shuhang—Senior White Two was overjoyed.

“I’ll return to Wenzhou City tomorrow or the day after. During this time, I’ll study with Immortal Fairy Bie Xue to make the inner demon tribulation set meal even more delicious,” Song Shuhang replied.

Whether at home with his parents or outside with his seniors, he had been truly blessed to get to know so many seniors from the Nine Provinces Number One Group, as well as Senior White Two, Fairy Cheng Lin, the Almighty Merchant, Senior Three-Eyed, and a series of other influential figures.

“Sage Monarch Tyrannical Song, have you found an efficient way to deal with Evil Wang?” the monster willow Qing Wu asked after seeing Song Shuhang standing under the tree in thought.

“Here’s the solution!” Song Shuhang smiled faintly.

He opened his Inner World.

The demonic hamster leaped out.

Today, it looked as handsome as ever and wore an even more elegant swordsman’s robe and a red cloak.

“Daoist Ran Zhen, you have become even more handsome after reaching the Fifth Stage,” Song Shuhang complimented him.

“Of course.” The demonic hamster elegantly raised its cloak. “Come on, Supreme Song, give me your hand, and I’ll give it to you.”

“You can call me Supreme Song. Tyrannical Song’s Sage Name was, after all, a fake Sage Name,” Song Shuhang said as he extended his hand.

The demonic hamster was rendered speechless.

“Get lost!”