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“In other words… There’s still a chance that I might blow up?” Song Shuhang said with unease.

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue calmly said, “In theory, there will never be any risk of exploding with the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique) Revised Version 3.0. However, you should know that theory is merely theory, and there will always be discrepancies between theory and reality.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

From today onward, please call him Song ‘Might Explode At Any Time’ Shuhang.

If he said that he was going to blow up, then blow up he would. He wouldn’t give face to anyone, no matter who they were. He’d explode and not even give himself any face!

Song Shuhang uneasily asked, “…Senior Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue, Senior White, when can I be sure that I won’t explode again?”

If he were to always be afraid, would he still be able to live a happy life?

On the off chance that he exploded right in front of his parents, Papa Song and Mama Song would definitely go crazy, and such a thing might even leave a psychological trauma in their minds.

Senior White, who was gnawing on his second butter bread loaf, said, “Hmm, I guess when you reach the Sixth Stage. As long as you successfully ascend to the Sixth Stage, that means that there isn’t any problem with the (Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique) Revised Version 3.0. At that time, you can be at ease.”

“Sixth Stage Realm? I’ve only just ascended to the Fifth Stage.” Song Shuhang felt very tired.

After all, there was no knowing how long it was going to take him to ascend to the Sixth Stage.

The dark-skinned Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da laughed, and said, “Don’t worry, little friend Shuhang. According to the trend of your ascension, you should be able to ascend to the Sixth Stage by November at the latest.” “How is that possible?” Song Shuhang smiled wryly. Ascending to the Sixth Stage in a single month was something that could only be done in dreams.

He only had a single goal now: to cherish his life before reaching the Sixth Stage and being extra careful so as not to die.

At the same time, he was going to work extra hard to advance to the Sixth Stage Realm as early as he could.

At this moment, Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman asked, “Little friend Shuhang, do you still have resurrection magical treasures with

you?”

Song Shuhang said, “Hiccup- I do, but they’re currently on a cooldown period. If something bad were to happen within the next 10 days, then it will really be over.”

“I believe in you. You will definitely be able to survive the next 10 days. After that, you can die in any way you want.” Young Master Phoenix Slayer patted Song Shuhang’s shoulder earnestly. Song Shuhang said, “But I don’t want to die!”

True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon jokingly said, “Little friend Shuhang, I’ve got a seabed graveyard with the ‘buy one and get one free’ offer. I can help you book a spot in advance if you really need it. We also have a variety of exquisite epitaphs, and we have an epitaph quotation system to ensure that there will be no two identical epitaphs.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator suddenly raised his head, and murderously said, “Fellow Daoist Tyrant Flood Dragon, then I will order one for Copper Trigram.”

Fairy Lychee curiously asked, “What’s the matter? Did Copper Trigram provoke you again?”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator clenched his fists and gritted his teeth. “I will kill him this year, that bastard.”

Even someone as kind as Northern River’s Loose Cultivator was this mad… One could only wonder what Copper Trigram had done in order to achieve such a feat.

“Speaking of Fellow Daoist Copper Trigram, I just remembered something. Northern River, Copper Trigram had booked a grave for you before the Immortal Feast. He had also set an epitaph for it.” True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon took out a mobile phone, and said, “This is the text message sent to me by Copper Trigram. He said that Northern River’s epitaph should be a vocal message. The content is [Hello, thank you for calling the Northern River’s Loose Cultivator Line, please press 1 if you are calling for a matter, press 2 if you miss me, and if there’s nothing up, then I will be hanging up.) After that, he asked me to take a video of you and then convert it into a QR code to place it on the grave. However, he hasn’t paid the deposit yet, so I haven’t followed up on his order.”

“Northern River, this is simply unacceptable. Kill him!” Fairy Dongfang Six fanned the flames.

Dharma King Creation said, “It’s unbearable even for me, and I bet even Buddha would have gotten angry.” Fairy Lychee said, “Beat Copper Trigram up. I will support this cause with a Sixth Stage spirit stone.”

“I will also support this cause.”

“Me too.”

“…” Song Shuhang. What had Senior Copper Trigram done recently to have incited such hate from everyone? It was definitely not just doing business as a shady fortune teller… Ever since he’d joined the group, Senior Copper Trigram’s death-seeking tendencies had been on the rise, slowly approaching Senior Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s level. Moreover, it felt as if the number of people that hated him was even higher than Thrice Reckless’s.

Yellow Mountain asked, “Senior White, why are you going to Heavenly Field Island?” In the Nine Provinces Number One Group, the topic of discussion would always go off track, changing in the blink of an eye.

Whether it was in the group chat or in reality, it was the same.

As the owner of the group chat, Senior Yellow Mountain was always responsible for leading the topic of discussion on the right path.

Senior White said, “It’s due to the changes of the current Wielder. The tide of spiritual energy is about to come, and the passages connecting the various worlds continue to increase in number. It just so happens that there is a huge passage on Heavenly Field Island. However, it is unknown as to where that passage leads, so Fellow Daoist Tian Tiankong asked me to take a look.”

Yellow Mountain pondered for a moment, and said, “So that’s the case… If there are any fellow daoists who are free at that time, you can go to Heavenly Field Island with Sage White. Maybe you could be of assistance.” Every world in the universe was different, and nobody knew what the world at the other side of a passage held.

It might be a disaster, but it could also be an opportunity.

Song Shuhang looked at them, and asked, “Sixteen, Soft Feather, are you going?”

Soft Feather regretfully said, “I’ll be heading home for now. I’ve been gone for too long this time. Also, I have to wait for my dad to come out.”

She really wanted to go along with them, but she had promised her father that she wasn’t going to run around after the Immortal Feast, and would head straight back to Spirit Butterfly Island instead. Su Clan’s Sixteen softly said, “I have to go to the East China Sea.” She stretched out her hand and gently stroked the hair by her left ear. The beautiful earring that the White Dragon had transformed into swayed slightly.

Shuhang was now at the Fifth Stage, but she was still at the Fourth Stage. She couldn’t let Song Shuhang always be ahead of her like this, so she had to make a trip to the East China Sea. At this time, the bread that had been in front of the little Senior White had been replaced by crystal dumplings. “There’s no need for everyone to be anxious… Just wait for Shuhang and me to check out the situation on Heavenly Field Island first. Then, if we need your help, I will bring everyone over with my spatial

skills.”

With spatial power, some things could be accomplished very easily.

It was particularly handy when it came to matters wherein time was of the essence. Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue smiled, and said, “Let’s go with that.”

(The Heavenly Field Island Topic] ended at that.

The subject that the fellow daoists were discussing changed again.

The matter that everyone had been discussing as of late and couldn’t be ignored was the opening of passages between the various worlds of the universe.

As the passages continued to open, there would be both good and bad situations arising. Recently, there would often be news of conflicts between large sects and forces from other worlds. “By the way, I recently heard that the Limitless Demon Sect has been cooking up a rather big plan,” Fairy Dongfang Six said. “They seem to be building a country of demonic cultivators.”

As a demonic cultivator herself, Fairy Dongfang Six had some confidential information.

“A country of demonic cultivators? What’s going on?” When Song Shuhang heard the words ‘Limitless Demon Sect,’ his ears immediately perked up.

His long-time enemy, Young Master Hai, was from the Limitless Demon Sect.

In the past, Song Shuhang had practiced desperately so as to avoid being pinched to death by Young Master Hai… Now, after a short five months, he no longer had to worry about that.

Fairy Dongfang Six said, “I have no idea. The Limitless Demon Sect did a good job covering up the most important stuff. Moreover, this plan might just be a diversion. People from the Demon Sect love to say one thing and do another. The only thing certain is that the Limitless Demon Sect is going to do something big soon.”

Song Shuhang said, “This matter is worth paying attention to.”

Fairy Dongfang Six asked, “Oh, right. Little friend Shuhang, how many dragon patterns does your golden core have? I keep on forgetting to ask you about it.”

The topic changed as they spoke, switching from one to another extremely fast.

Speaking of which, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, none of the fellow daoists had less than seven dragon patterns.

Shuhang had advanced very quickly, but was his foundation stable? How many dragon patterns did he have?

It wasn’t only Fairy Dongfang Six, but the other fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were also curious.

Soft Feather and Su Clan’s Sixteen immediately remembered Song Shuhang’s weird dragon patterns, and couldn’t help but laugh. “Originally, there were three dragon patterns, but later on, a few things changed.” Song Shuhang smiled, and said, “Hehehe, speaking of which… Fairy Dongfang Six, would you like to see my dragon patterns?”.

“???” Fairy Dongfang Six.

There were three dragon patterns, but later on, a few things changed… Could it be that the dragon patterns became pregnant and gave birth to children?

I couldn’t be helped. Recently, Song Shuhang’s name had been associated with pregnancy. Whenever someone thought of him, they would also think about pregnancy.

Song Shuhang grinned, and said, “Would you like to take a look?”

Fairy Dongfang Six said, “It looks like there is going to be a surprise waiting for me… In that case, let me take a look.”

She stretched out her hand and grabbed Song Shuhang’s arm. “Doudou, are you still not going to let go?” Doudou said, [No, I will sleep here today. I won’t let go, and I will continue to bite Song Shuhang until he cries.]

“Alright, as long as you’re happy.” Fairy Dongfang Six transferred a strand of her consciousness into Song Shuhang’s body.

Song Shuhang brought Fairy Dongfang Six’s consciousness into his original dantian.

There, the fat whale golden core was slowly swimming around.

Fairy Dongfang Six asked, “Is that your golden

core?”

Song Shuhang said, “Mm-hm, I previously mentioned in the group that my illusory core mutated when I was at the Fourth Stage. After I ascended to the Fifth Stage, it still maintained the appearance of a fat whale.” Fairy Dongfang Six asked, “It’s indeed a little fat. Anyway, where are the dragon patterns?”

Song Shuhang willed it, and the ‘armor’ on the fat whale golden core receded, revealing the dragon patterns on it.

Impregnable Holy City, Holy Sword of the End, Nine Virtues Phoenix Saber, Virtuous Lamia + Sage Seal, Ancient Holy Apes + Scholarly Scriptures, Scholarly Sage’s Eye, Inner World Lotus, and the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts Combined into a Fat Whale.

Each dragon pattern was unique, very different from ordinary dragon patterns.

Fairy Dongfang Six curiously asked, “Were all of these dragon patterns of yours added afterward?”

Each of these dragon patterns was related to either his magical treasures or light of virtue. None of them originally belonged to Song Shuhang

Did it mean that Song Shuhang did not have a single dragon pattern at first?

But how was that possible? Even if one’s aptitude was extremely poor, they would still have one or two dragon patterns.

“Perhaps that’s the reason my golden core mutated,” Song Shuhang said as he unveiled his last dragon pattern.

Fairy Dongfang Six looked towards the ninth dragon pattern.

Then, she saw a beautiful Fairy Dongfang Six.

“…” Fairy Dongfang Six.