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“Lalalala~” The woman didn’t reply, and instead let out all sorts of strange sounds.

Soft Feather said, “This is bad. Senior White, there is a strange thing among us.”

Song Shuhang responded, “Don’t be anxious, let’s calm down first. At the very least, let’s control Doudou’s body properly!”

Since there were currently four independent consciousnesses in Doudou’s body, its body made all kinds of uncoordinated movements.

Its two forelegs were trying to move forward while one of its hind legs went left, and the other went right. Its head looked to the left, while its two eyes aimed at one another. As if that wasn’t enough, its tail had twisted and turned into a spiral.

Fortunately, Doudou was a monster dog; otherwise, there was no way its body could handle all of this.

Dharma King Creation asked, “My consciousness wasn’t transferred over, so who’s the one that got in there in my stead?”

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “Whoever they are, they should be a woman.”

Soft Feather replied, “It’s an elder sister.”

Song Shuhang remarked, “Heavens, it couldn’t be my fault, right?”

Ye Si also lived in his body, and she was a very special ghost spirit. Since she was currently in a comatose state, still digesting Cheng Lin’s power, was it possible that her consciousness had been accidentally transferred over?

Since she was in a coma, her thoughts would be unclear. That would explain the strange sounds that the woman was letting out.

“No, there wasn’t anything that went wrong with the usage of my innate skill.” Senior White pondered for a moment before beginning to scan everyone.

The eyes of Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang shone as he said, “Could Senior Creation have a dual personality? Woof.”

Dharma King Creation smiled bitterly, and commented, “But, I don’t have multiple personalities. My personality has always been very normal.”

Soft Feather said, “Could it be that Doudou has multiple personalities? Looking at his unstable behavior, it wouldn’t be strange for him to have a second persona.”

“Chirp, chirp, chirp~” The woman continued to make strange noises.

Doudou said, “How could I be the problem? My consciousness was successfully transferred over to Shuhang’s body.”

Soft Feather replied, “Just look at how small and cramped your consciousness space is. It’s possible that your other personality was in your consciousness space and couldn’t get out, thus making it impossible for Senior Creation to get in. In addition, your second personality is an elder sister! Doudou, think about it. Senior Yellow Mountain couldn’t possibly marry you off as a bride for no reason. So I can’t be wrong, this elder sister is definitely Doudou’s second personality. Otherwise, why would he be married off as a bride?”

“Ayaya~” the woman continued.

“Woof, really? There was actually a female Doudou hidden within my body?” Doudou’s eyes widened.

Song Shuhang asked, “Senior White, what exactly is going on here?”

At this time, Senior White had completed his scan of everyone’s bodies. And so, he replied, “I can assure all of you that my innate skill has worked properly. I successfully transferred four consciousnesses to Doudou’s body, while Doudou’s consciousness was transferred to Shuhang’s body. Also, I can now say for certain that the fourth consciousness came from Fellow Daoist Creation.”

Doudou exclaimed, “Senior Creation, you really have a second personality.”

Dharma King Creation pointed to himself, and said, “It came from me?”

The sea turtle said, “Heavens, people truly cannot be judged by their looks. I would have never expected a manly monk like you to have a female personality. No wonder you have such long hair. Is it to make it convenient to act like a woman?”

Dharma King Creation said, “Of course not! Senior Turtle, my hair is long due to the ‘hair growing technique’. Moreover, since when keeping long hair is for the convenience of acting like a woman? How do you think all the long-haired cultivators would feel about this? Senior White is also standing right beside me, are you not afraid?”

Senior White: “…”

Why did you bring me up now?

Song Shuhang said, “If this consciousness came out of Senior Creation, I might know what happened.”

He remembered the ‘sound of nature’ that was hidden in Dharma King Creation’s voice. After carefully recalling the voice, he concluded that it should have been a woman’s voice.

Soft Feather asked, “Senior Song, have you guessed this elder sister’s identity?”

“Meowayaya~”

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “Soft Feather, calm down. The same goes for you, Shuhang, stop controlling Doudou’s paws. Let’s all work together and have Doudou lie on the ground.”

Under Sixteen’s guidance, Doudou’s body knelt on the ground.

The cute little Pekingese stretched its front legs forward and splayed out its hind legs, causing it to assume a kneeling position.

Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang asked, “Weren’t you supposed to make me lay down? Why am I kneeling?”

Soft Feather laughed, and said, “Hahaha, I’m the one controlling the movements. I wanted to see if a dog could assume a kneeling posture.”

Doudou: “…”

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “Stop messing around. Shuhang, elaborate on that guess of yours.”

Song Shuhang said, “Whenever Senior Creation sings, the almost inaudible sound of nature is concealed in his singing. This sound is very pleasant to the ear and cannot be described with mere words.”

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “Huh?” He’s joking, right?

The sea turtle said, “Little friend Shuhang, I might just spit on your face if you don’t stop. Look at all the fellow daoists below the stage who have fallen due to little friend Creation’s singing. If you say that his singing was like the sound of nature, aren’t you just causing them more pain?”

Soft Feather said, “No, Senior Creation’s voice really is the sound of nature.”

Dharma King Creation explained, “The sound of nature is the skill I awakened after opening my Mouth Aperture, but it couldn’t have possibly birthed a second personality, right?”

Senior White said, “Let Shuhang continue with the explanation.”

Song Shuhang continued, “I seem to remember that the sound of nature sounded like a woman’s voice. As such, isn’t there a pretty good chance that the consciousness that came with us is related to that sound of nature?”

“Lililili~”

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “Shuhang, from what you’re saying, this elder sister is an accompanist or something or the sort, right?”

Soft Feather said, “Then we should sing a song to test it out. If Senior Song’s guess is correct, this elder sister will let out the sound of nature.”

Song Shuhang asked, “Which song should we sing?”

Soft Feather said, “The ❮Seven Deaths Song❯! Die, die, die, die, die!”

“Alright, I’ll sing with you.” As soon as Dharma King Creation heard the rhythm, he was fired up and pulled out his guitar, quickly adjusting his state.

The sea turtle cried out, “Wait, let me live.”

“Wait!” Song Shuhang also cried out. “It would be best for everyone to stay quiet during the experiment to better monitor this fourth person. Singing a soothing song would be a lot more suitable.”

Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang responded, “If it’s a soothing song, then we should naturally sing that song. Come on, everyone, sing with me:

The fragrance of blooming flower baskets, listen to this song of mine and sing with me~ Come to the great Yellow Mountain, it’s a beautiful place with beautiful sceneries~ There are crops everywhere, with a stupid Yellow Mountain all over the place~ The old Yellow Mountain was truly barren all over~”

Soft Feather said, “Start a live broadcast!”

Song Shuhang responded, “Don’t, Doudou is currently using my body. What if True Monarch Yellow Mountain misunderstands and thinks that I was singing the song? I don’t want to be captured like Fairy Dongfang Snow.”

While they were speaking, the fourth person in Doudou’s consciousness began singing.

From Doudou’s mouth, a woman’s voice sounded out. “Ayaya~ Great Yellow Mountain~ A beautiful place, a beautiful place with beautiful sceneries. The fragrance of blooming flower baskets, hear this song of mine~”

The voice was still Doudou’s voice, but it seemed to be using a special singing method that allowed to issue a female voice.

Song Shuhang, Soft Feather, and Su Clan’s Sixteen subconsciously quieted down. They no longer controlled Doudou’s body so as to allow the fourth consciousness to sing to its heart’s content.

As the singing continued, Doudou’s body stood up.

A white scholarly robe appeared on its body alongside a scholarly cap on its head, while delicate jade pendants hung from its waist. It was obviously a Pekingese, but at this time, it had a scholarly style that Song Shuhang envied.

When Doudou’s voice got to the second half, he was no longer singing the ❮Stupid Yellow Mountain’s Song❯, but had replaced it with a song that no one had ever heard of before.

The language of the singing had also changed to the ‘language of the ancient era’.

The sound from Doudou’s mouth became more and more ethereal, changing into a heavenly tune.

As the song ended, the tune lingered in the room, leading everyone to muse over the singing.

Song Shuhang’s guess was correct. Such a thought appeared in everyone’s minds.

Soft Feather said, “It really is Senior Creation’s second personality.”

Song Shuhang said, “I feel that it’s more than a ‘second personality’.”

Ever since he thought about how the ‘sound of nature’ had the power to forcefully replace inner demons, he got the feeling that it was not as simple as a mere Mouth Aperture’s innate skill.

Song Shuhang guessed, “This fourth consciousness feels like it’s related to the scholarly faction. Senior Creation, are you an expert from the scholarly faction who has been reborn?”

Dharma King Creation asked, “Would an expert from the scholarly faction run to become a disciple of a buddhist sect after they’re reborn?”

Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang said, “Every scholarly disciple carries a buddhist monk’s staff in his daoist robe. I see nothing wrong with it.”

Dharma King Creation: “…”

Senior White said, “Now, we know where this fourth consciousness came from. We have determined that she is Fellow Daoist Creation’s second personality. I should still be able to use my innate skill two more times today. Fellow Daoist Creation, I’ll take your consciousness and swap it with the fourth consciousness.”

Dharma King Creation folded his hands together, and said in a serious voice, “Senior White, since she is my second personality, she is also Dharma King Creation. I am her, she is me. There is no difference between her and me. So, there’s no need for you to waste the limited uses of your innate skill. Perhaps this was fate.”

It hadn’t been easy to escape this tribulation, so he wouldn’t be stupid enough to jump into the pit again.

Senior White smiled and looked at Dharma King Creation.

Although Senior White’s smile was extremely nice to look at, Dharma King Creation could not help but burst into a cold sweat.

Senior White softly said, “Alright, let’s leave it at that.”

Dharma King Creation had officially survived the calamity.

Senior White said, “Then Shuhang, Soft Feather, Sixteen, you three cooperate with Fairy Creation tonight and adapt to Doudou’s body. Tomorrow morning, we’ll bring Doudou to get married.”

“Fairy Creation… Pfff~” Doudou couldn’t help but laugh.