Cultivation Chat Group

After trying to switch the phone on, Sixteen slightly furrowed her brows. Then, she stretched out her hand and patted on the phone, using the ’battery charging technique’ and successfully turning it on.

It was a small magical technique that Senior Thrice Reckless Mad Saber had developed. Nowadays, it was already widespread amidst the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group and their social circle. Actually, the fact that someone like Thrice Reckless Mad Saber had developed such a sophisticated small magical technique proved that people couldn’t be judged by their looks. Who knew, perhaps death seekers were all born with great imagination and creativity.

After turning the phone on, Sixteen quickly swiped on the screen and opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

She looked through the chat logs of the group and started to scroll through the messages sent after she had gone into secluded meditation.

She got added to the group long ago under Su Clan’s Seven’s recommendation. But given her personality, she didn’t write much in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

A lot of messages had been sent in the group during the past few months, but Sixteen didn’t have the time to carefully read all of them. Therefore, she quickly scrolled through them, trying to get an understanding of the things that happened while she was away.

She discovered a lot of things after scrolling through the chat logs.

After the last time, when she had mailed herself to Song Shuhang’s place... Shuhang’s life had become very interesting and busy thanks to the seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

For example, Song Shuhang went to welcome the legendary True Monarch White while she was in deep meditation, going through a lot of events that made one unable to determine if they should cry or laugh.

Afterward came the mysterious island, the Grievance Settling Platform and the Chu Family, as well as the hand-guided tractor competition.

Then, a few days ago... Song Shuhang was sent into space.

Fairy Firefly sent him into space twice!

”...” Su Clan’s Sixteen.

From the looks of it, Song Shuhang had it rather rough lately?

In addition, Song Shuhang had already reached the Second Stage Realm! That was quite fast. The first time Sixteen met him, he had just stepped on the path of cultivation and was trying to establish his foundation with Senior Medicine Master’s help.

In just a few months, he had officially become a cultivator.

Even if he has missed the best period to practice, his cultivation speed is incredibly fast. Sixteen’s eyes lit up.

”I wonder when he’ll return from space.” Sixteen swiped on the chat interface of the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

She had decided to attempt to break through to the Fourth Stage Realm again by the end of this month. This time, she wouldn’t fail!

She had been planning to meet Song Shuhang once again before trying to break through to the Fourth Stage Realm, but she hadn’t expected that he was in space.

It didn’t matter. She could meet him after transcending her tribulation. At that time, she could look for him with a flying sword directly and give him a surprise.

Just as Sixteen was in deep thoughts, someone sent a message in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Scholar Xian Gong: ”Today, I got so angry that I burst out laughing. Finally, someone that had real ’blood of demodragon’ decided to carry out a transaction with me. However, the sample of blood had the size of a thumb, and the demodragon was only of the Fifth Stage rank. This guy opened his mouth and asked for 300,000 spirit stones of the Sixth Stage. He must be crazy to ask for so many spirit stones! Or perhaps he was thinking that I was an idiot?”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: ”300,000 spirit stones of the Sixth Stage? That’s crazy.”

”Northern River, did you obtain any information from your side?” Scholar Xian Gong said, depressed.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: ”I’m sorry, Senior Xian Gong. Although several cosmic demons landed on Earth lately, they were all low-level black demons of the Third Stage rank. If I manage to get some information about it, I’ll immediately notify you.”

”Sigh... Northern River, please, keep paying close attention to this matter, alright?” Scholar Xian Gong sighed deeply. He felt that his luck had gone downhill since that nuclear explosion!

But right at this time, Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue said, ”Fellow Daoist Xian Gong, if you haven’t managed to get your hands on the blood of demodragon in three months, contact me. I’ll have a way to help you get some high-quality blood of demodragon at that time, and the price will be fair. However, the quality—and the price—might be quite high. Therefore, you have to prepare yourself mentally.”

Scholar Xian Gong sighed and said, ”Thank you, Fellow Daoist Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue. I’ll keep searching, and if I can’t find it within three months, I’ll contact you.”

Had demodragons gone extinct recently? How come none of them landed as of late?

After Scholar Xian Gong finished sending his message, the group restored its calm.

Afterward, another fellow daoist popped up.

It was the ’Soul King’ Dharma King Creation.

Dharma King Creation: ”Is there any fairy maiden close to the Jiangnan area that can help me with something? @(Female Driver) Fairy Dongfang Six .”

Dharma King Creation: ”Eh? How come there are a few extra words before Fairy Dongfang Six’s nickname?”

Very soon, Fairy Dongfang Six also popped up and wrote: ”F******ck! Which bastard has changed my nickname again? Doudou, is this your doing?”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain appeared and wrote: ”It isn’t Doudou’s doing. Doudou ran away from home—quite far this time. He is in space, and there is no signal there. Therefore, it can’t be him. Hehehe... I’ve had his position locked onto since the very beginning. I’ll go to catch him in a few days.”

”...” Fairy Dongfang Six.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: ”Senior Yellow Mountain has switched to the dark side.”

True Monarch Ancient Lake Temple: ”I’ve heard that True Monarch Yellow Mountain wants to marry Doudou to a man, is this real?”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ”Wahahaha! True Monarch is really awesome!”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: ”Eh? Doudou is going to marry a man? But who is this man? Now then, has Senior Yellow Mountain switched to the dark side due to the song that Doudou sang during the hand-guided tractor competition the last time?”

Scholar Xian Gong: ”Which song?”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: ”About this matter... it’s better not to reveal it.”

Dongfang Snow: ”I know the song! That song was rather funny, actually. I searched it and listened to it just recently. It’s the ’Song of the Stupid Yellow Mountain’ that Doudou produced. Broadcasting that song was like adding the finishing touch to the hand-guided tractor competition. It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to consider it as the soundtrack of the competition. That was true love! So funny~”

[System Notification: Dongfang Snow has been muted by the group’s founder, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, for 30 days.]

The last time, Fairy Dongfang Snow also got muted for one day because she started talking about the ’Song of the Stupid Yellow Mountain’.

...But little did they know that she hadn’t learned her lesson and dared to talk about the song even in front of True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

Medicine Master: ”Ahaha... that was funny!”

Medicine Master (Voice Message): Wait a moment! I wasn’t laughing at you, Senior Yellow Mountain! I was laughing because of Fairy Dongfang Six’s nickname. Since I’m rather slow at finding the right letters, the message arrived just now. Don’t mute me, please.”

”...” True Monarch Yellow Mountain. It was rather depressing to manage this group, should he consider disbanding it?

”Who was it then? Except for Doudou, who might be so bored to do something like this?” Fairy Dongfang Six said as she clenched her teeth. In addition, what’s the deal with this ’female driver’? Women can’t drive now? Do you really think I won’t run you over to death?!

In the faraway ’Residence of Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue’, Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue suddenly had a bad premonition.

If the culprit wasn’t True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s Doudou, the only ones left where the problematic children at his place.

The jade white lion (Fourth Cultivator of True Virtue) and Fairy Maiden Jasmine (Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue) were more than capable of doing something of the sort.

Thereupon, Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue silently entered the lurking mode and didn’t send other messages.

Dharma King Creation: ”Fairy Dongfang Six, let’s return to the original topic. Are you close to the Jiangnan area right now?”

”What do you need?” Fairy Dongfang Six asked.

”I wanted to record a very interesting video. Therefore, I thought of looking for you and using a dancing scene starring you as the starting scene of the video. Given your wonderful dancing skills, it’s surely going to be a hit! I’m currently in the newly built City of Cinema in the Jiangnan area. They’ve got a palace here that has rather distinctive qualities, and the Huahai Square is right in front of it. Since the City of Cinema hasn’t started doing business yet, I booked all the area surrounding the palace and decided to shoot a video there,” Dharma King Creation said with a smile.

”You want to record a video and use my dance as the opening scene? Good, no problem. I’m less than one hour away from the Jiangnan area. Send me the coordinates; I’ll immediately head there,” Fairy Dongfang Six replied. She would happily help with these matters that required next to no effort. In addition, she really liked dancing.

”Is there any other fairy maiden in the group that has free time and wants to join in the fun? There are several good songs as well, just waiting for someone to sing them. It would be better to have three fairy maidens sing this song together to make it more pleasant since three female singers were coordinating and singing together in the original one,” Dharma King Creation said.

At this time, Fairy Firefly replied, ”I have free time. I’m less than 40 minutes away from the Jiangnan area. Send me the coordinates.”

”Good, I’ll send Fairy Firefly the coordinates,” Dharma King Creation said happily.

Su Clan’s Sixteen looked at the chat logs and started pondering.

The Jiangnan area was the place where she had transcended her tribulation the last time. Afterward, she met Song Shuhang next to Jiangnan Univerisity Town.

It shouldn’t be a bad experience to go there and take a look.

After pondering for a moment, Su Clan’s Sixteen wrote: ”Senior Creation, count me in. However, it might take me some time to arrive. Seven isn’t here today, and I’ll need to drive a car to get there.”

After seeing that Sixteen had appeared, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator immediately asked, ”Sixteen, how are your wounds?”

”Senior Northern River, thanks for your concern. The wounds the heavenly tribulation caused are almost healed ?.” Sixteen sent a smiling emoji.

Dharma King Creation said happily, ”Sixteen, you don’t need to drive a car. I’ll come over to pick you up. Are you in the Su Clan at this time?”

”Yes ?,” Sixteen replied with a smile.

”Wait for me. I’ll immediately come over. If I go all out, it should take a little more than an hour for a round trip,” Dharma King Creation said happily.

With Sixteen and Fairy Firefly singing, added to Fairy Dongfang Six’s beautiful dance, they were going to attract a lot of people after the live broadcast had started!

Indeed, Dharma King Creation wasn’t planning to record a video... he wanted to start a live broadcast! The Soul King felt that it was a bit boring to sing all alone. Since they were in an era where the Internet was widespread, he decided to sing live so that everyone could hear him!

However, he was well aware that he wouldn’t attract many people if he were to start the live broadcast by himself. Therefore, Dharma King Creation thought of an ingenious plan.

”Is there any other fairy maiden that wants to participate and help me increase the numbers?” Dharma King Creation said.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ”Fellow Daoist Creation, do you need my help?”

”Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer wants to help? That’s great. Your charm is surely going to be very effective. However... you’ll have to wear women clothing, is that fine?” Dharma King Creation said.

”Go and die!” Young Master Phoenix Slayer replied.