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You couldn’t blame these police officers for drawing such a conclusion.

If they were to say that the driver was a husky, then you might even believe it. After all, given their size and temperament, it might not be impossible for them to board a car and start it. After all, humans used huskies for a similar job—they were used to pull sleds. There was some vague relation to cars.

But if they were to say that it was a pekingese… leaving other things aside, where would you find such a big pekingese? Then, the logical explanation would be that it was someone wearing a pekingese mask racing on the streets. That was the only explanation that made sense!

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Song Shuhang tried not to choke on the noodles.

What criminal wearing a pekingese mask! After hearing the words: pekingese, racing, and car accident, even if he were to use his a*s instead of his brain, he would still be able to link this accident to Doudou.

He was 100% sure that this was Doudou’s doing.

‘He even bumped into a Ferrari?’ Song Shuhang started to sweat. Then, he took the phone and started to search on the Internet for the price of a Ferrari.

After looking it up, he discovered that the starting price was 3 million RMB—and this was the price without counting taxes and whatnot.

Going ahead, there were Ferraris that cost: 5 million, 10 million, 20 million, [Insert random number] million. There were many different types, and the price was continuously increasing. You didn’t have to fear if there was an expensive car, you only had to worry if you had enough money or not!

Song Shuhang felt his pocket. He even thought that the 4 million RMB he had gathered from Altar Master over those two expeditions was quite a bit of money. But now, it seemed that that money was barely enough to buy the cheapest Ferrari.

I’m getting distracted… I should contact Doudou first and ask him what happened.

If this was really Doudou’s doing, he would have to contact the owner of the villa and find a way to compensate him. Doudou damaged a Ferrari! He didn’t know about the model, but even with his 4 million RMB, he might be unable to cover the cost.

Wait! Doudou caused this problem, why should I suffer the consequences?

Didn’t True Monarch Yellow Mountain had an entire squad of people whose job was to clean up Doudou’s messes? If this was really Doudou’s doing, he just needed to notify True Monarch Yellow Mountain. He would take care of the rest.

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang calmed down a bit.

Then, he unlocked the phone and went to the contact list, selecting Doudou’s number. When Doudou called him yesterday, he saved his number.

After ringing for about ten times, the phone was picked.

”Woof, Shuhang! Why are you calling so early in the morning, ruining this poor dog’s beautiful dream?! Woof, be on the watch, I’ll bite you when I’m back!” Doudou gloomy voice spread from the phone. While speaking, he even yawned. It seemed that he was very exhausted.

”Doudou, tell me the truth. Did you drive a car yesterday? Also, did you crash into someone’s house and destroy their Ferrari?” Song Shuhang said in a grave tone.

”Woof, how do you know? Did you place a camera in my fur? Shuhang, you’re violating my privacy by peeping like this!” Doudou said with indignation.

”Peeping your a*ss! Do you think that everyone is like you, with no moral integrity?” Song Shuhang said angrily, ”Everything you did is on the TV, okay?!”

”Eh? Haha, it’s even on the TV? That’s quite embarrassing.” Doudou made a hollow laugh.

”Where are you now?” Song Shuhang clenched his teeth in anger.

”Inside a hotel in Wenzhou City. It took me a while to find this hotel and settle down the small monk. Nowadays, very few hotels allow you to stay over without an ID.” Doudou muttered.

The small monk is also there?

”Alright, but you better not cause any more trouble! If you cause a ruckus again, you better forget about seeing me again!” Song Shuhang said vexedly.

”...” Doudou was strangely silent for a while.

Then, he cautiously said, ”Shuhang, the sentence ‘you better forget about seeing me again’ makes me feel very uneasy. You didn’t fall in love with me, right? I already told you the previous time that I’m a male pekingese, and if you wanted to engage in a human-monster relationship, I wasn’t a suitable target. If you’re really into it, I can still introduce you that cute cat younger sister.”

”Ugh!” Song Shuhang spat out a mouthful of blood and hung up.

Then, he scrolled on the screen; he wanted to give a call to True Monarch Yellow Mountain.

But right at this time, someone rang the bell.

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Song Shuhang raised his head and looked outside—it was an acquaintance!

The person that had come was wearing a black suit and had a serious face. This person was none other than ‘Heaven Shrouding Hook’ Zhou Li. He was the cultivator that True Monarch Yellow Mountain had sent over to process the trouble created by Doudou last time.

It seemed that he was carrying a person on his shoulders.

”He came at the right time. I won’t need to call to True Monarch Yellow Mountain now.” Song Shuhang said happily.

Then, he went downstairs and quickly opened the door.

After opening the door, Song Shuhang warmly welcomed him, ”Senior Brother Zhou, you came at the right time!”

”Ah?” Zhou Li was baffled.

However, he was a professional in the field—he quickly understood the situation.

After seeing Song Shuhang’s manner, he thought of a possibility. Zhou Li revealed a bitter smile and asked, ”Did Doudou cause trouble?”

”Yes, but it’s not as serious as the last time.” Song Shuhang said somewhat embarrassed.

”Brother Shuhang!” Zhou Li heaved a sigh. He patted Song Shuhang’s shoulders and said, ”I too would like to go on a vacation and rest sometimes…”

”Ahahaha.” Song Shuhang made a hollow laugh.

”Therefore, I hope you could be more strict with Doudou. Even if it’s only one week worth of vacation, I’m fine with it. I don’t mind going on a date once in a while.” Zhou Li sighed with emotion, his tone very sad.

He was planning to go on a date with a fairy maiden? Senior Brother Zhou really has it hard!

”I’ll try my best, I’ll try my best!” Song Shuhang felt sorry now.

”Good luck, Brother Shuhang. I believe in you! You can do it!” Zhou Li heaved a long sigh and said, ”Well, what did Doudou do this time?”

”Cough, Doudou caused some problems in Wenzhou City. He drove a car and crashed into a villa, destroying the Ferrari of the owner.” Song Shuhang coughed.

Zhou Li stayed silent for a while. Then, he curiously asked, ”That’s all?”

”Yes, that’s all.” Song Shuhang replied.

Zhou Li heaved a sigh of relief, ”Luckily, we only need to compensate him with money. Settling this problem will be pretty fast!”

Afterward, he put the person he was carrying on his shoulders down, entrusting him to Song Shuhang, ”Little Friend Shuhang, I’ll leave him to you. This is Instructor Li Jr. that you left behind in space. We finally recovered him from the United States.”

Instructor Li Jr.?

Song Shuhang quickly supported him. He was feeling very guilty now—if he hadn’t taken the wrong person with him, Instructor Li Jr. wouldn’t have ended up in America, going through all the trouble.

Hopefully, they didn’t cause him too many problems.

Song Shuhang was about to check his state when he discovered that there were no signs of mistreatment on his body. Except for his somewhat pale face, he seemed perfectly fine. It seemed that they didn’t torture him.

However, he was still worried and asked, ”Did he go through much trouble in the United States?”

”Luckily, we got there in time, and he didn’t suffer too much. But if we were even one step too late, I don’t know what might have happened. It’s likely that both his body and mind would have received a good banging.” Zhou Li laughed and continued, ”Moreover, we have already healed the wounds on his body and gave him some spiritual medicines. Right now, his body is even stronger than before. You could say that he somewhat benefitted from this misfortune.”

Song Shuhang heaved a sigh of relief, ”It’s all good then.”

”But there is still a small problem.” Zhou Li said somewhat embarrassed.

”What problem?”

”It’s about his memory. We decided to delete the memories related to his trip to the United States because keeping those memories was only another form of suffering for him. With these memories gone, he would be able to keep living happily.

Maybe it was because his memories were deleted too many times recently, but we couldn’t cleanly delete everything.

However, we didn’t dare to try deleting his memory again. There was a high chance of him turning into an idiot by doing so. Therefore, I decided to directly bring him here and let Senior White deal with it.” Zhou Li said with a smile.

”Alright, I understand.” Song Shuhang nodded, ”Then, I’ll let Senior White take care of his memories. Right, do you want to come in and sit?”

”No, no. I must leave and go to Wenzhou City to handle the disaster caused by Doudou. I’ll come in the next time if I have time. I’ll go now, see you!” Zhou Li laughed. Afterward, he turned around and quickly left.

When he was leaving, he turned around and said via secret sound transmission, ”Shuhang, the hypnotizing technique used on Instructor Li Jr. will expire in around twenty minutes. Keep an eye on him.”

After finishing his sentence, he raised his legs and quickly ran away.

‘I don’t understand. What is he scared of?’ Song Shuhang scratched his head. He took Instructor Li Jr. and returned upstairs.

Once Senior White is done cultivating, I’ll ask him to deal with Instructor Li Jr.’s memories. Then, we’ll be able to send him back to the training center.

It’s better not to let his family members worry more than necessary.

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Song Shuhang put Instructor Li Jr. on the sofa. There were still twenty minutes left before he would regain consciousness. Hopefully, Senior White would be done practicing by the time.

Song Shuhang also sat on the sofa and closed his eyes, starting to quietly practice the True Self Meditation Scripture to strengthen his mental energy.

He felt that his Nose Aperture was about to open. Therefore, he couldn’t fall behind in regards to mental energy!

After practicing for about 17-18 minutes… Song Shuhang suddenly felt strange. He could hear the sound of someone taking a walk.

Did Instructor Li Jr. wake ahead of time?

Song Shuhang opened his eyes.

And then, he was dumbfounded.

He saw a desert—a desert that stretched as far as the eye could see. There was nothing except sand and also no traces of life.

He quickly raised his head and looked at the sky.

There, he saw a vortex that resembled a black hole, rotating slowly.

”F*ck!” Song Shuhang couldn’t help but curse. How did I get here?

Then, the sound I heard before...

He quickly turned his head toward the place where the sound was coming from.

He saw that a man and a horse were approaching him for a faraway place.

The horse was completely white and didn’t have a single spot of a different color. It was an excellent steed!

The man was a youngster with green clothes, and he was very good-looking!