The 99th Divorce

Lu Yihan laughed, reached out, and grabbed Luo Zhan’s pants. Luo Zhan was wearing a pair of pajama pants, which had elastic bands. When they were pulled, the pants fell went down.

“What are you doing, hooligan?!” Luo Zhan grew angry, slammed his hand, and quickly pulled his pants back up. “Do you know who I am?”

“Luo Zhan,” Lu Yihan said honestly. His cheeks were red, and his eyes were blurred.

“No! I am your Uncle Luo!” Luo Zhan said madly and pulled him up. “Go, go back to your bedroom!”

Lu Yihan got up and followed him, unbuttoning his jacket. However, he did not manage to unbutton a single one after a long while. Stumbling, he was zigzagging.

Luo Zhan opened the door of his bedroom. Because Lu Yihan was lowering his head, he actually hit the door with a very loud bang!

Luo Zhan had a headache. Turning his head, he saw Lu Yihan holding his face and smiling like an idiot. He turned around and pulled his hand down. Then he saw Lu Yihan’s hand, mouth and nose were all covered in blood.

“What the heck… You hit yourself so badly? Hahahahaha! Hahahaha…” Luo Zhan laughed mercilessly, unable to stop himself.

Lu Yihan had a nosebleed and felt terrible to see him laughing like this. Reaching out and pushing him, he was somewhat unhappy. “What are you laughing at!”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

Lu Yihan silently touched his nose, then reached out to smear it on Luo.

Luo Zhan was very wise to take a step backwards and said provocatively, “You can’t reach me!”

But then, Lu Yihan threw the door shut. Luo Zhan only saw the light going dim, and then… A strong pain came between his legs.

Luo Zhan screamed, in tears. He thought he heard his boss being busted. With his hand on his private parts, he bent down and fell to the ground without a word.

Lu Yihan did not expect his random retaliation to cause such consequences. Shocked, Lu Yihan stumbled and fell forward. Seeing him like that, Lu knew that the situation was not good. He asked, “Is it… very painful?”

“What… do you think…” With his hand still there, his eyes were full of tears. “I am still a virgin. Why do you do this to me?”

“Let me have a look.” Lu Yihan had some guilt. When he spoke, he reached out to take off Luo’s pants.

Luo Zhan looked scared and would not let go, shaking his head desperately. Although Lu Yihan was drunk, there was still some consciousness left, and his strength was not reduced either. Removing his hand, Lu Yihan directly pulled his pants down.

Luo Zhan felt he was struck by lightning bolt. Climbing up immediately, he tried to run out. Lu Yihan looked confused. But without seeing anything, how could he let the guy run away?

Reaching out his long arm, he dragged the guy’s ankle. Luo Zhan wailed. “NO! Lu Yihan, if you can’t get Su Qianci, don’t come to me. I am not gay!”

Lu Yihan was mortified, pulling him hard. Luo Zhan directly hit the floor..

Then, Lu Yihan opened the door wide. With the light from outside, he widened his eyes and looked at the place where Luo Zhan had just been hit.

Feeling dizzy, Lu Yihan couldn’t see anything. After beating his head, Lu Yihan sighed. “S**t, I am fainting on a dick…”