Invincibility Begins with a Super Fairy Manny

Chapter 499: Chapter 499: Rampaging Xiao Sha (Second Update)

A pink octopus monster kept saying it needed to find Xue An? And it was an urgent matter?

Tang Xuan’er suddenly felt her IQ wasn’t sufficient.

“What do you want with my boss?” Xiao Sha asked.

“Ah, Mr. Xue is actually your boss, a personage of the Dragon Clan! It seems I haven’t got the wrong place!” The octopus monster excitedly waved its pink tentacles.

“Cut the crap, why the hell are you looking for my boss?” Xiao Sha was not only speaking more and more like a female thug, but her temper was getting even worse.

The tentacles of the octopus monster halted mid-air, and then it cautiously said, “Dragon Clan personage, who is more formidable between you and Mr. Xue?”

“Nonsense, I am the mighty Jiaolong, of course, it’s… My boss is a bit more formidable! What about it? You looking down on me?” Xiao Sha said coldly.

“No… not at all, it’s just that the matter is too important, I can only discuss it after seeing Mr. Xue!”

“Oh dear, looks like you’re the kind of octopus that doesn’t shed a tear without seeing a coffin. Xuan’er, we’re improving our meal tonight, time for some octopus sashimi!” Xiao Sha flew into a rage, convinced that the octopus must be looking down on her.

Scared out of its wits, the octopus monster’s tentacles knotted up as it cried out in panic: “Dragon Clan personage, please calm your anger, it’s something the princess commanded me to do!”

“Enough with your nonsense!” The Dragon’s Might emanated from Xiao Sha, making the octopus monster shiver violently.

Tang Xuan’er hurriedly stopped Xiao Sha, “That’s enough! Xiao Sha, from now on, you’re not allowed to watch ‘Young and Dangerous’ movies anymore, look how much you’re acting like a female thug!”

Xiao Sha felt somewhat unconvinced by Tang Xuan’er’s reprimand, but didn’t dare to protest, and could only glare fiercely at the octopus monster.

“Xuan’er, this guy is a Water Demon, who knows what it wants to do! And you’re still protecting it!”

“I think it doesn’t seem like a bad monster! Besides, you should at least find out what’s going on before acting,” she said.

“Exactly, exactly, Sister Xuan’er is absolutely right!” the octopus monster chimed in from behind Tang Xuan’er.

“Hey kid, is Sister Xuan’er someone you can call like that?” Xiao Sha glared at it.

Scared, the octopus monster immediately shrank back and then said aggrievedly: “I’m not a kid, I’m a girl!”

Tang Xuan’er looked at the octopus monster with a shy expression, saying in utter amazement, “You… you’re a girl?”

The octopus monster nodded, “Yeah, can’t you tell?”

Tang Xuan’er and Xiao Sha both shook their heads.

“Oh dear, didn’t you see my tentacles are pink?” The octopus monster said, twisting and wriggling, inadvertently giving a flick of its tentacle.

Crack.

A large tree in front of the villa was snapped in half.

Tang Xuan’er and Xiao Sha were both somewhat dumbfounded.

After a moment, Xiao Sha roared, “You broke my favorite tree! I’m going to beat you to death!”

So saying, Xiao Sha charged towards it, and though her figure was insignificant compared to the octopus, her strength was undeniable.

With one swipe, she pinned the octopus monster to the ground, followed by a round of savage beating.

“Ah ah ah, I was wrong, Dragon Clan personage, please don’t hit my face! Ah, not there either! Oh my goodness…”

“I told you not there, I told you oh my goodness, you darn octopus!”

As Tang Xuan’er watched this unfold, a black line gradually appeared on her forehead.

Dusk fell, and the moon hung over the treetops.

Inside the spacious kitchen of Number One Tian Villa, Tang Xuan’er was busy at work.

When it came to cooking, she was no less skilled than a five-star chef.

Although the ingredients were all simple home-cooked dishes, in her hands, they gave off an alluring aroma.

After she finished cooking the last dish, Tang Xuan’er carried the dish out to the dining table.

At that moment, Xiao Sha was already sitting at the dining table, eagerly waiting.

And under the dining table lay the octopus monster, now diminished in size.

Its situation was rather pitiful though, with a large lump on its head and several cuts to boot.

Tang Xuan’er felt sorry for it and found some band-aids to stick on, which only made it look more comical.

“Wow, that smells amazing!” the octopus monster exclaimed with drool.

Xiao Sha glared at it, and the octopus monster fell silent, not daring to make a peep.

With a helpless smile, Tang Xuan’er said, “Xiao Sha, why are you so violent? Big Octopus, can you even eat food like this?”

The octopus monster nodded frantically, eyes sparkling with stars, “I can eat, I can really eat! These past few days I only ate two baddies, and I’m almost starved to death!”

In the end, under Xiao Sha’s silent, angry glare, the octopus monster still managed to get a seat at the table.

So, the dining table now had a Jiaolong turned into a dog and a soft, defeated octopus monster.

The scene was filled with a fantastical flavor.

With a beaming smile, Tang Xuan’er said, “Then let’s eat!”

No sooner had her words fallen than Xiao Sha reached for her favorite roast chicken, and Tang Xuan’er was about to pick up her chopsticks.

But then, the tentacles danced wildly, steadily lifting the dishes on the table, and the mouth of the octopus monster opened like a black hole, swallowing all the food directly.

Even after finishing, one tentacle would scrape the plate clean, leaving not a drop of soup.

When the plates were returned to the table, they were so clean that one could see one’s reflection in them.

“Delicious, truly delicious! Sister Xuan’s cooking is amazing!” the octopus monster smacked its lips, a look of satisfaction on its face.

Tang Xuan’er and Xiao Sha watched this scene, dumbfounded. In the blink of an eye, the octopus had devoured an entire table of food.

Rage began to burn in Xiao Sha’s eyes as she had never felt so angry before.

To think that it had eaten her favorite roast chicken, not even leaving a bone behind!

This was utterly intolerable!

This anger made Xiao Sha shudder, and she transformed into a stunningly beautiful girl!

This was the first time she had transformed without being drunk, which showed how important food was to a foodie.

Xiao Sha grabbed the octopus monster’s head with one hand and roared furiously, “I’m going to twist your head off!”

The octopus monster was so frightened it was beside itself, “Ah, please calm your anger, Dragon Clan lady, no, Dragon Clan sister!”

Xiao Sha, however, did not bother to listen, grabbing the octopus’s tentacles and smashing it wildly.

Bang, bang, bang.

The floor was dented with several big holes.

Suddenly.

There was a loud boom.

The octopus monster held by Xiao Sha also transformed into a human shape.

But it turned into an eleven or twelve-year-old little lolita, whose appearance was incomparably delicate and pure.

However, Xiao Sha, now in a berserk state, clearly didn’t care about that; she grabbed the little lolita by the legs and smashed her again and again.

Unable to watch any longer, Tang Xuan’er intervened, “Alright, I’ll just make another table of food. Stop hitting her!”

Hearing this, Xiao Sha instantly released her grip and sat back down, “Sister Xuan, I want roast chicken!”

Tang Xuan’er nodded.

The octopus monster climbed out of the pit, weakly calling out, “Sister Xuan, I’m not full yet!”

Xiao Sha’s forehead vein popped again, “Haven’t had enough of a beating, have you?”