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Fairy Fleeting Life and her disciple, the monster fox Dugu Bai, had already set their respective plans into motion.

At Doudou’s wedding location.

With the unceasing efforts and persuasion of Song Shuhang, the consciousness space had finally expanded. It was now the size of a small van.

The four consciousnesses were all packed together inside.

Currently, Song Shuhang was the one in control of Doudou’s physical movements.

As True Monarch Yellow Mountain sensed the auras of Senior White and Song Shuhang, he stood up to meet them.

“Fellow Daoist White, I didn’t expect you and Shuhang to be the earliest guests to arrive.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed. He suddenly froze in the next moment.

He then stared at ‘Doudou’.

‘Doudou’ stood up on two legs and waved its paw at him. “Senior Yellow Mountain, it’s been a while.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…”

Song Shuhang waved, and said, “Yo, Stupid Yellow Mountain, do you know who I am?”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…”

Doudou cried out, “Me too, I’m here as well. Senior Yellow Mountain, I’m also in Doudou’s body.”

Doudou’s tone changed as he said, “Senior Yellow Mountain looks to be in good health.”

“Yiayaya!” Doudou’s tone changed once more. This time, a strange cry came out; this cry did not sound like one that a dog would issue.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…Can someone tell me what in the world happened?”

Senior White pointed at Song Shuhang. “This is Doudou.”

After that, he pointed at Doudou. “This is Song Shuhang + Soft Feather + Su Clan’s Sixteen + Fairy Creation.”

Finally, he pointed at Soft Feather and Su Clan’s Sixteen. “Their empty bodies are currently slumbering.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked, “Soul Shifting Technique?”

“No, I haven’t learned the Soul Shifting Technique. It’s a new skill of mine that I awakened after I ascended to the Eighth Stage Profound Sage. It’s just a simple exchange of people’s consciousnesses; their souls aren’t actually swapped with one another’s. In short, Doudou currently has four consciousnesses in his body, while Doudou’s consciousness is in Song Shuhang’s body.”

“Song Shuhang, Soft Feather, Su Clan’s Sixteen, and who else?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain looked around curiously.

Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang said, “Fairy Creation.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…”

Previously, he thought that he had simply heard it wrong, but it turned out that he hadn’t. It really was ‘Fairy Creation’, and not ‘Dharma King Creation’.

The Dharma King Creation I know is a manly man. He’s known as the top bodily cultivator in the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ as he practices the ❮Warring Buddha’s True Body❯.

Yet, now you’re telling me that Dharma King Creation is a fairy?

True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked, “Wait… Who the hell is Fairy Creation? She couldn’t possibly be related to Dharma King Creation, could she?”

“It’s a long story, but long story short—Senior Creation has two personalities. This Fairy Creation is Dharma King Creation’s second personality, and she was the consciousness that got transferred to Doudou’s body. Although I don’t think that Fairy Creation is merely a ‘second personality’, we’ve decided to call her like this before we can get a clearer idea of the situation,” Song Shuhang said while inside Doudou’s body.

Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang mocked, “That’s not how you make a long story short.”

Dharma King Creation has a second personality? And on top of that, it’s a fairy?

True Monarch Yellow Mountain rubbed his eyebrows. The image he had of ‘Dharma King Creation’ in his mind, which was that of an iron-blooded manly man, had shattered into pieces.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked, “Okay, I can sort of understand what has happened. But why did you all enter Doudou’s body?”

Soft Feather replied, “Because it’s fun!”

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “For various reasons.”

Song Shuhang said, “For me, it’s because I accidentally sought death… but it was not my fault, I was wronged. I’m not someone who’s afflicted with the Thrice Reckless Disease, and I do not need treatment. I actually feel that I’m in quite a good state right now.”

Fairy Creation said, “Yiayaya~”

Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang said, “Is it just me, or did Shuhang become more chatty after his consciousness was transferred to my body?”

Senior White nodded. “It does seem so.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain sighed. “So, until when are you going to play around? Doudou’s wedding is tomorrow.”

Soft Feather said, “Doudou’s wedding was given to us, and it was agreed that I’m going to be responsible for the first part!”

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “I’m responsible for the second part.”

Song Shuhang said, “And I’m responsible for the last part. Right, we’ll be giving Doudou back his body when it’s time for the bridal room part. Otherwise, if we were still occupying his body in the bridal room, that would be going a bit too far.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain frowned again.

Senior White said, “Don’t worry, Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain. I’m going to look after them and make sure that they don’t cause any trouble.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s heart jumped, and he asked, “Fellow Daoist White, you aren’t going to be transferring your consciousness into Doudou as well, right?”

“Of course not, I’m going to be Doudou’s groomsman. I alone am taking two spots,” Senior White said. He then snapped his fingers, and his clone appeared and stood by his side.

“Groomsman? But Doudou’s the bride.” The corners of True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s mouth twitched.

“Then… Do you really want me to be a bridesmaid?” Senior White frowned.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain hurried to say, “No, no, no. Fellow Daoist White, you can be an exception. I’ll just arrange a few bridesmaids to go with you, but you can be Doudou’s groomsman.”

If he made Fellow Daoist White become a bridesmaid, Doudou’s wedding would definitely become a mess.

Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang said, “Stupid Yellow Mountain, I want to be my groomsman too!”

“Shut up!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain pointed at him.

However, when his magical technique fell on Song Shuhang’s body, light of virtue shone, and the virtuous lamia came out to protect Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang.

The muting technique was blocked.

“Haha, Stupid Yellow Mountain, your muting technique doesn’t work on me.” Doudou laughed proudly.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain felt some pain in his liver.

But at this moment, the virtuous lamia suddenly blinked, and then she whizzed to Doudou’s body, wrapping around him.

Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang’s laughter suddenly froze.

“Shut up!” True Monarch Yellow Mountain raised his hand once again.

This time, Song ‘Doudou’ Shuhang no longer had any way to resist the magical technique, so as he was hit by the muting technique and lost his ability to speak.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain continued, “Fellow Daoist White, you should all come with me. I will take you to a place where you can rest first. Tomorrow morning, the wedding ceremony should start on time.”

Senior White asked, “Do you need me to go and look for some groomsmen?”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain smiled, and said, “No need. Having Fellow Daoist White and little friend Shuhang as groomsmen is already enough. I’ll go and arrange a few more fairies to be bridesmaids. Fellow Daoist White need not worry.”

True Monarch was really reliable. He had been preparing for Doudou’s wedding for so long that everything he needed to prepare was already ready.

Senior White felt slightly embarrassed. “Did I mess up any of your plans?”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain shook his head, and said, “It’s fine. Perhaps… it’s the best choice to leave little friend Shuhang in control of Doudou’s body as he can cope with sudden emergencies.”

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After taking Fellow Daoist White and Song Shuhang to rest, True Monarch Yellow Mountain returned to his temporary office, turned on the computer, and logged in to a chat account.

After that, he found the user ‘[Dog Sky Battalion] Golden Lion’ in his friend list and sent him a message. “Doudou is ready, and he can enter into action at any time. How’s your side?”

[Dog Sky Battalion] Golden Lion: “After a few twists and turns, I finally succeeded in fooling Fleeting Life. She smashed my head with a book until I fainted before taking away the bridegroom clothes. She is currently modifying the bridegroom clothes. Floating Life is now big, and she’s no longer as easy to fool as when she was a child.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “Since that’s the case, I’ll start promoting the event at my side.”

[Dog Sky Battalion] Golden Lion: “Alright, I will cooperate with you. By the way, my boss said that you could directly mention the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect; there’s no need to avoid it this time.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “The Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect’s only successor, Fairy Fleeting Life, is getting married to True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s only son, Doudou. How’s that?”

[Dog Sky Battalion] Golden Lion: “Are you not going to add [Shocking News] in front?”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “We don’t need to do that. With my connections, when they wake up tomorrow morning, most of the people in the world of cultivation will already know of this news.”

[Dog Sky Battalion] Golden Lion: “You’re the one who’s an expert at this, so I’ll be leaving it to you. I won’t be sending you any more messages. Fleeting Life is coming, so I’m going to continue acting unconscious.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain sent an ? expression.

Then, True Monarch Yellow Mountain leaned back on his chair and sighed softly. “If that Fairy Fleeting Life really took a liking to Doudou, it would be nice. Doudou is indeed of age to get married. Having said that, I’ve always encouraged him to fall in love, why did it never bring me back a daughter-in-law?”

“Senior Yellow Mountain, it’s exactly because you’ve always been encouraging it to freely fall in love that Doudou is now out to get himself a harem. The Chu Chus he knows of can already form a line. If you were to allow him to marry many wives, Doudou could have 30-40 Chu Chus of various races by tomorrow.” A voice sounded.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain looked at a not too distant place. “Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, you still haven’t left?”

Phoenix Slayer lay behind the sofa in the temporary office, yawning lazily.

“F*ck, I have no idea who it was that placed a rope in a circular shape on the ground. When I saw it, I went in it, and now I’m stuck inside it,” Phoenix Slayer replied.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked, “The rumored cat circle? Are you going to spend the night here?”

“I’m different from ordinary cats, just wait for a bit. Give me another hour, and I’ll be able to get out of this circle with my own willpower. Don’t underestimate my willpower!” However, while Phoenix Slayer said this, his body curled up into a ball.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed, and said, “Alright, have a good rest then. There are many things that you’ll need to help out with tomorrow.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer said, “True Monarch, just tell me what to do when the time comes, I’m too lazy to think right now. When you ask me to do something, I will do it.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed. “Okay.”

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Meanwhile…

Song Shuhang, Soft Feather, and Su Clan’s Sixteen were taking turns to control Doudou’s body to adapt to its movements.

After handing over the control of the body to Sixteen, Song Shuhang was idle and bored, so he went and observed ‘Fairy Creation’ who was with them inside the sea of consciousness as he wanted to figure out her origins.

Song Shuhang controlled his consciousness and carefully approached Fairy Creation…