My Silly, Sweet Wife

”Ow, hey, keep it down, you’re scaring me to death here. I just wanted to be with you, okay? I happened to see this girl here bawling her eyes out, so I asked her a couple of questions, and she insisted on jumping. If it weren’t for me, I would’ve already jumped by now.”

Leng Huashan tilted her head and asked, ”Girl, isn’t that right?”

Nolan Qingqing actually really nodded. ”Yes.”

But her tone was extremely stiff, even a little wooden.

Ye Guichen felt that Nolan Qingqing seemed to be controlled by something.

Ye Guichen had almost never seen this kind of spell that controls another’s mind before.

”What’s wrong with Qingqing?” Ye Guichen’s face turned cold and dark. As he spoke, he prepared to step forward and pull Nolan Qingqing back from the cliff edge.

But Leng Huashan suddenly spoke up: ”Mr. Ye, you really mustn’t come over. If you do, Qingqing might get impulsive and jump right off.”

As soon as she finished, Nolan Qingqing actually turned around and walked toward the cliff.

Cold sweat instantly broke out on Ye Guichen’s forehead. ”Qingqing, stop right there!”

Yet Nolan Qingqing acted as if she couldn’t hear Ye Guichen at all, walking straight toward the cliff.

Ye Guichen panicked, no longer caring about anything else, and rushed forward, trying to pull Nolan Qingqing back.

But just then, a tinkling, giggling laugh rang out.

”She insists on jumping, why are you stopping her? Mr. Ye, look at me—am I pretty or not?”

Ye Guichen only felt his vision blur as a swath of white flashed twice before his eyes.

The next second, Leng Huashan’s clothes had somehow vanished.

Snow-white skin appeared right in front of Ye Guichen.

Ye Guichen froze. He hadn’t expected Leng Huashan to go this crazy.

Damn it, if it weren’t for the fact that I’ve seen way too many beauties, I really might’ve fallen for your trick.

Ye Guichen was not tempted by Leng Huashan’s beauty in the slightest.

Not because he didn’t understand beauty.

But ever since cultivation in this world started being way more fragrant, Ye Guichen had started to see through such things.

Unless it was his destined immortal partner, how could anything compare to the thrill of pursuing the Path of Eternal Life?

Whether it was getting justice from the Seven Kings now, or improving his cultivation, in the end it was all for the pursuit of the Path of Eternal Life.

If one day he could ascend and become an immortal, what beauties would he not have?

Thinking this, Ye Guichen slashed down at the naked beauty before him.

Leng Huashan clearly hadn’t expected Ye Guichen to really be willing to go for a killing blow.

She froze for a moment, then cursed, ”You really don’t know how to appreciate a woman!”

Then she flickered aside in a flash.

Ye Guichen seized the opportunity and grabbed Nolan Qingqing, who was about to jump off the cliff. ”Qingqing, snap out of it!”

Ye Guichen’s voice thundered straight into Nolan Qingqing’s mind like a lion’s roar. At the same time, he cast the Evergreen Wood Art, pouring pure power into Nolan Qingqing’s body.

Nolan Qingqing woke up instantly.

Her face was full of confusion. ”Ye, why are you…”

Before she could finish, Nolan Qingqing suddenly raised her head sharply. ”What’s that?”

Ye Guichen naturally also sensed a terrifying aura coming from behind him.

He immediately tossed Nolan Qingqing toward a safe spot, while he himself flickered sideways.

Bang!

A dull boom exploded where Ye Guichen had just been standing.

Ye Guichen turned his head and saw a huge white tail, which had whipped down onto the ground like an iron lash.

The tail was a good four or five meters long, as thick as an adult’s arm, and when it struck the ground, it whipped out a long crack in the earth.

Ye Guichen’s pupils constricted, and he followed the tail with his gaze.

What he saw nearly made his jaw drop.

”Damn, that’s one huge white fox!”

There, a massive fox over ten meters tall and more than twenty meters long had appeared out of nowhere.

The tail that had smashed into the ground was precisely the fox’s tail.

Not only that, but the white fox seemed to have three tails behind it in total.

What the hell!

Is this a Fox Demon?

And one that can even transform into human form?

In that moment, Ye Guichen felt the world spin.

He even had the feeling that his three views had just been completely shattered.

Although Ye Guichen knew there were demon beasts in this world, he had never seen one that could transform into a human.

This isn’t some immortal-cultivation fantasy world, for fuck’s sake.

”You’re Leng Huashan?” Ye Guichen took two steps back and looked up.

Way too big.

No wonder Leng Huashan was so alluring—turns out she was a demon fox.

”That’s right! Mr. Ye, heehee, now that you’ve seen my true form, do you like it?” The white fox spoke, and its voice was actually still Leng Huashan’s.

Ye Guichen shivered and couldn’t help glancing at the white fox’s rear.

At that glance, an R-rated scene automatically popped up in his mind.

Then Ye Guichen couldn’t help but shudder.

Fuck me, good thing I didn’t let myself get seduced just now, didn’t get impulsive.

This demon fox is so huge—even if I shoved my fist in, I probably couldn’t satisfy it, right?

Ahem, filthy!

Way too filthy!

Ye Guichen hurriedly reined in his messy thoughts and shook his head. ”You Fox Demon, I saved you, and you actually want to harm me—what the hell is your problem?!”

”Heehee, you saved me?” The white fox’s mouth curved into a human-like smile. ”That Leng Huashan was swallowed by me long ago. By now she’s probably already turned into shit and been dumped out of my body. I’ve always heard you’re a peerless freak of nature, so I originally wanted to see if I could trick that peerless freak’s seed out of you. Never expected you wouldn’t fall for it.”