My Silly, Sweet Wife

”Honey, how about buying a car?” Ye Guichen asked with a cheeky smile, a smile so harmless that it inexplicably reassured Chen Ziran.

For some reason, Chen Ziran suddenly didn’t want to ask any more questions. She knew that no matter who this man in front of her was, he was doing it for her own good. Why should she ask so much?

”Sure!” Chen Ziran smiled lightly, and her smile was as beautiful as a hundred flowers in bloom.

Chen Ziran made up her mind to use the fifty thousand her grandmother gave her to buy Ye Guichen a car. Whether Ye Guichen did this or not, from today onwards, she was going to let her man ”eat soft rice.”

Oh dear, I’ve always despised men who live off women, but now I’m actually happy because Ye Guichen can live off me. What’s wrong with me?

Chen Ziran lowered her head, her cheeks inexplicably blushing.

The two of them arrived at the Mercedes dealership.

”Miss, are you looking to buy a car?” As soon as they walked in, a salesperson immediately approached Chen Ziran.

The salesperson only glanced at Ye Guichen and didn’t look any further.

At this moment, Ye Guichen was wearing simple clothes brought from the mountains. Not only were they not luxurious, but they also looked somewhat rustic. In the salesperson’s eyes, he was probably just Chen Ziran’s driver at best.

Chen Ziran gave a small ”mm” and hooked her arm through Ye Guichen’s. ”I’m buying for my boyfriend, something under fifty thousand will do.”

”Huh?” The salesperson’s mouth dropped open, barely able to react.

Many people in the showroom heard Chen Ziran’s words and started to turn their gazes towards her.

”Oh my god, such a beautiful woman actually has a boyfriend who looks so poor?”

”Must be a kept man? Who knows, maybe he’s good in bed.”

”Hehe, I think that’s it. Man, it’s such a shame. I wouldn’t mind losing ten years of my life if I could be kept by a woman like that.”

There was some whispering.

Ye Guichen, however, seemed completely unfazed, as if living off a woman was something to be proud of. ”Hey, are you guys jealous or something? Haha, I’ll tell you the truth, so what if I live off a woman? My wife is willing to buy me a car, and you’re just green with envy, aren’t you? Haha, I’m just here to make you all drool!”

Ye Guichen’s words instantly drew a multitude of murderous looks.

Chen Ziran stumbled a bit, nearly turning to leave right then and there.

She had never seen anyone speak about the ”great art” of living off a woman so shamelessly, yet with such ease and composure.

But Chen Ziran understood that Ye Guichen might not even care about the car she was buying for him.

”Hurry up and choose a car, you talk too much,” Chen Ziran said, rolling her eyes at Ye Guichen. But even that single eye-roll was enchanting, nearly driving everyone, both men and women, crazy.

”Crazy, absolutely crazy!”

”Why don’t I have the luck to live off a woman of this caliber?”

”Jealous, just so jealous!”

If looks could kill, Ye Guichen would have been torn to pieces by now.

But Ye Guichen wasn’t polite either.

After all, it would be the same when they lived together later. Driving around would just be more convenient.

”How about this one?” Ye Guichen pointed at a new model Mercedes SUV.

”I’ll take this car!” At that moment, a woman’s voice rang out.

Ye Guichen turned his head to see a middle-aged woman, dressed in designer brands with lips painted bright red, walking quickly with a young man in tow.

”How much for this car? We’ll take it,” the wealthy woman said to the salesperson.

The salesperson looked very awkward.

”Umm...”

”What, you think I can’t afford it?” The wealthy woman sneered and grabbed the young man’s butt. ”My boyfriend also likes this car, hurry up, stop wasting time.”

”Boy... boyfriend?” The salesperson’s face was full of surprise.

The young man, however, seemed completely unfazed. With a stern face, he snapped, ”What are you looking at? Hurry up, my girlfriend has plenty of money!”

”Yes, yes,” the salesperson surrendered.

He suddenly also wanted to save twenty years of struggling.

But...

Comparing Chen Ziran with the wealthy woman in his mind, the salesperson sighed.

There’s a huge difference in the kind of struggle.

”Miss, this is the last car of this model, what do you think...” The salesperson looked at Chen Ziran, clearly hoping she would give it up.

Chen Ziran had no intention of giving in.

”No way, we saw it first. Why should we give it to you?” Chen Ziran pulled out her bank card. ”Swipe it.”

”Little girl, you dare to challenge me?” The wealthy woman got angry, pointing at Chen Ziran’s nose and cursing, ”Don’t you know who I am? I’m in a good mood today and buying a car for my boyfriend. Apologize and get lost, or don’t blame me for being rude!”

”Yeah, one word from my girlfriend and you’ll be in big trouble.” The young man, who looked about twenty, spoke so arrogantly that his nostrils seemed to point to the sky.

Chen Ziran sneered, ”Yo, handsome, you enjoy being a boy toy for an old woman? She’s old enough to be your mom, how shameful.”

The young man was so enraged his face turned red. ”Bitch, how dare you talk nonsense? Watch me smash your mouth!”

As he spoke, he raised his hand, ready to strike Chen Ziran.

Although Chen Ziran had a sharp tongue, she was not expecting the young man to be so audacious as to hit someone without a second thought. She stood there, dumbfounded, forgetting to dodge.

The wealthy woman had no intention of stopping him, and instead watched coldly. ”Honey, beat this bitch to death, don’t be afraid, I’ve got your back!”

With the wealthy woman’s encouragement, the young man’s resolve strengthened, and he increased the force in his hand.

Ye Guichen’s face darkened.

There are all sorts of weirdos in this world, but today really took the cake.

”Get lost, you fucking bastard!” Ye Guichen didn’t hold back, and with a slap faster than the young man’s, he slapped him three times around in circles.

That wasn’t enough. Ye Guichen then kicked him in the gut, causing the youth to clutch his stomach in pain, his mouth twitching.

Luckily, Ye Guichen only used a fraction of his strength, otherwise, he could have easily kicked the youth to death.

”Are you okay, honey?” The wealthy woman was scared out of her mind, supporting the young man and asking with concern.

A moment later, the young man burst into tears. ”Honey, he hit me! You have to get revenge for me!”

”It’s okay, it’s okay, honey, it’s okay.” The wealthy woman wiped his tears while glaring venomously at Ye Guichen and Chen Ziran. ”Alright, you two bitches, you’re not getting away today!”

The commotion finally drew the attention of the store manager.

When the manager came out and saw the wealthy woman, he shivered in fear. ”Boss Su, what happened to you?”

The manager approached the wealthy woman to help her up and scolded the salesperson, ”Are you all blind? This is Mr. Su’s sister, Boss Su of the Huang Feng Hotel. Hurry up and assist her!”

”What? Mr. Su’s sister?”

Hearing this name, many people’s faces changed.