The Last Paragon in the Apocalypse

“This is KKKickinIt with the controversial news.” On screens all around the world, the most-watched news and gossip channel was broadcasting, and their favorite reporter was smiling at them through their screens.

“I know most of you have been wondering where I’ve been for the past few days. Whether I was kidnapped or whether I stopped posting entirely. The answer is… I will never stop posting.

I love you all, and the thought of stopping updates for my dear listeners and readers is just too puzzling. Now, I wouldn’t want to waste much time, so why don’t I disclose where I’ve been these past few days?”

KKKickinIt smiles and continues.

“The past week has been all about the Legacies, Clans, and Dark Order declaring war on Klaus Hanson—the youngest warrior ever to climb the warrior charts and accomplish mind-numbing feats that no warrior had ever achieved before.

The past week had been tragic as we all witnessed the attack on the Klaus family. As of now, it hasn’t been disclosed whether Klaus’s mother and his rumored War Goddess girlfriend are still alive or not, but that will be revealed soon.

Yes… I am currently with Klaus Hanson, who has invited me for an interview where he plans to issue his own statement to the Legacy Clan Alliance and the entire world.

The Legacy Clan Alliance has made their stance, the Overlords have made their stance, and now it’s Klaus’s turn to make his stance. So, without further ado, I will begin.

The moment KKK, as she preferred to be called, made her statement, those watching the show from all over the world turned their full attention to the video and began watching intently.

After the Legacies and the Clans released news of the attack on the Klaus family, Klaus’s fans became enraged, with some clashing with haters of Klaus Hanson.

Luckily, Uncle Ziggy and his other uncles had once again gone off on one of their mysterious adventures so they weren’t around to cause chaos like when he was attacked by the dark order.

Now, Klaus is back to issue his own statement.

“Welcome to the controversial news, Klaus.” Klaus’s image appeared on the screen, and everyone’s eyes widened. In fact, even married women widened their eyes when they saw the handsome face on their screens.

“Thank you, KKK,” Klaus responded with a small smile that left KKK blushing faintly. The ladies watching didn’t like that, but all they could do was watch.

Of course, Queenie, Ohema, and Nadia weren’t there, as they didn’t want their relationship with Klaus to be known just yet… but it will be soon.

“Well, Klaus, you invited me here, so care to tell everyone why we are here?” KKK said, reluctant to get down to business. Klaus just smiled.

“I know you want to ask a lot of questions, so why don’t we get down to business? It’s not like I’m rushing to get things over anyway,” Klaus said, acting all human when, in fact, the current version of him and the one inside were clashing against each other.

“Then I won’t be polite,” KKK said, asking her first question.

“Many are wondering—and when I say many, I include myself—is it true that the War Goddess of the Eastern Region is your girlfriend? And if yes, how? I know many would want to know… Lol,” KKK asked, and Klaus just smiled.

“Yes… War Goddess Miriam is my girlfriend, and as to how I managed to pull it off… Well, I did it with my awesomeness and handsomeness. Just between me and you, she fell for me at first sight,” Klaus said, moving closer to KKK.

Everyone heard it, and Miriam, who was watching the show, turned red with embarrassment. Klaus was just too shameless.

In fact, it was he who had been obsessed with her breasts for months, drooling in his sleep over the thought of planting his face within them. Now that he had succeeded, he shifted all the blame to Miriam.

“Your sense of humor never changes,” KKK said. Instead of calling it shamelessness, she branded it as humor. Of course, every Klaus fan watching this gave him a thumbs-up while the haters seethed.

“I don’t see why I shouldn’t be classic. I mean, you’re practically best friends with the Overlords. They only watch your channel… In a way, they’re obsessed with you,” Klaus said, and KKK’s jaw dropped.

“Lol… You didn’t know, huh? Well, I happen to be friends with Overlord Nari, and from what I’ve seen so far, she’s obsessed with your channel.

She even told me their leader introduced them to it,” Klaus said with a grin, fully aware of the rising killing intent emanating from one part of the house.

Queenie was clearly plotting to challenge him to a spar the next time they had free time. During that spar, she’d undoubtedly break a few of his bones for outing her like this.

And it wasn’t just her; the overlords watching, though smiling, also held the same thought. The fact that Klaus was out of the dungeon meant he had succeeded. While they were happy, they also wanted to discipline him for his unruly behavior.

“Thanks for letting me know.” Kkk was on cloud nine at the moment. In fact, all over the world, everyone was happy for her.

While Klaus might have been joking about what he said, a few months ago, KKKickinIt reported on a discovery that was made in the academy.

Apparently, Klaus and Overlord Nari are friends. So hearing him confirm their relationship now authenticates what he said about the overlords liking controversial news—obsessed is the right word here.

“It’s shocking to know you have an Overlord as a friend,” KKK commented.

“Well, it’s one of those situations you don’t have a say in. Overlord Nari is actually a great friend,” Klaus said with a smile, knowing the word “great” should have been “wicked.”

Nari is wicked by design.

Just a day ago, they received a report that Nari was awake but in seclusion. Strangely, she had reached the peak of the Ascendent stage and would be breaking through in a month or two.

Though that is bad, Klaus wasn’t concerned like before he entered the dungeon…

“Well, it’s you, so there’s no telling what you couldn’t do. That being said, while I still have many questions, we can pocket those and get down to business. Stay updated with My Virtual Library Empire

A week ago, your family was attacked by the Legacy Clan Alliance, and then they declared war against you. It has been days since this declaration.

Do you have plans to respond, or are you calling for a negotiation instead? The current odds stacked against you are overwhelming.

Also, from reports, it seems some other Great Families and Mercenary Factions have joined the alliance. It appears your situation with the Legacy Alliance isn’t on stable ground now.

So tell us, are you responding with hostile intent? Do you plan on taking the easy way out and surrendering? Or perhaps, are you considering seeking help from your Overlord friend?”

KKK asks all the right questions.

All over the world, everyone watching held their breath as they waited for what Klaus had to say. They all knew that what he would say now would determine the outcome of things in the coming days.

It might be a war that would cause great damage or a harmless surrender that would end things much more simply and peacefully…

Klaus looks into the camera and smiles…

“You know, my father once said, ‘When you poke the beehive, you will know how the sting feels.’” Klaus smiles, and then his face turns into a cold expression.

“Since they want war… In two days, two Legacy Families, three Clans, and the rest of their allies will know what despair feels and looks like.”