HP: I AM SHERLOCK HOLMES

Gemma’s laughter rang out like a string of small silver coins, filling the warm sitting room and dissolving the last trace of the subtle distance that Sherlock’s relentless rationality sometimes created around him.

The fire in the hearth was burning high, orange tongues of flame greedily licking the logs with soft, crackling sounds, warming the room to a deep, comfortable heat.

She looked at him at those grey eyes, clear as still water, the firelight caught vividly inside them like two small, quietly burning flames.

Something in her chest, the warmth she felt whenever she was near him, grew thicker and sweeter, like honey held close to a flame.

”Well then, ’doesn’t feel unpleasant,’” Gemma said, deliberately mimicking the flat, expressionless cadence of his delivery, her eyes and the curve of her mouth brimming with laughter despite herself, a faint blush touching her cheeks. ”I suppose that’s the highest commendation you’ve ever offered on the subject of a social occasion.”

Sherlock tilted his head slightly, a flicker of genuine deliberation moving through his grey eyes, he appeared to be sincerely weighing the accuracy of that assessment.

”Descriptions grounded in fact are generally the most reliable,” he said calmly. His gaze moved quite naturally to the faint flush in her cheeks, his tone was unchanged. ”Your parents clearly care for you a great deal, and they appear to have formed a positive expectation of me.”

”A positive expectation?” Gemma raised an eyebrow, the corners of her eyes tilting upward. Something shifted quietly in her chest. She decided, rather deliberately, to press the point. ”Sherlock Holmes, are you suggesting that my parents don’t just approve of you, they’re positively eager?”

”Observing Mrs. Farley’s body language: she glanced repeatedly between the two of us while she spoke, and her fingers moved unconsciously over the folds of her skirt, typical signals of warmth and a desire to draw closer. Combined with the direction of her conversational choices, the inference is straightforward.”

Sherlock met her gaze with the frankness of someone reviewing a case file.

”She used shared childhood anecdotes to establish a more personal connection, and she made multiple deliberate references to the similarities in our characters. This is consistent with well-documented social strategies for facilitating intimacy.”

The flush on Gemma’s cheeks deepened. Her lips curved upward in spite of her best efforts.

”As for Mr. Farley,” Sherlock continued, apparently oblivious to her expression, ”his scrutiny contained an undercurrent of approval. The pressure and duration of his handshake exceeded the norm for standard social courtesy, which suggests a degree of acceptance beyond what the occasion formally required.”

Gemma felt the warmth reach her ears, and her eyes shone with something she made no effort to conceal.

A moment later, she finally laughed out loud, a laugh threaded with helpless affection.

”Sherlock... what am I to do with you? You’ve dissected a simple family visit as though you were decoding a complex magical contract, and you’ve left not a single comma unexamined.”

”You’re the one who’s over-interpreting.”

”...If you say so. But…” Gemma leaned forward slightly, the movement causing the loose collar of her warm cream-white jumper to fall open just a little, a small stretch of smooth skin catching the firelight with a soft, mellow sheen.

Her smile held a glint of mischief, like a small fox who’d found a pot of honey. ”You’re right, though. They do like you.”

Sherlock’s gaze passed calmly over the neckline of her jumper. ”So, it would seem.”

”Mum especially. She’s been beside herself with excitement since she found out you were coming.”

”Evidently.”

”After I told her all those stories about you—how you’d solved case after case just by observation and deduction, she couldn’t stop singing your praises. Apparently, the neighbor next door started complaining that she was humming too loudly while trimming the hedges and disturbing their afternoon nap.”

At that, the very corner of Sherlock’s mouth moved in a barely perceptible upward lift, there and gone again in an instant, as though it had never happened at all.

It was an extraordinarily subtle expression, and it lasted only a fraction of a second. But from the moment Sherlock had stepped through the Floo, Gemma’s attention had not wavered from him for so much as an instant. And so even this brief, passing flicker was caught.

She knew precisely what it meant. For Sherlock, who habitually kept his emotions under careful wraps, this counted as quite a visible signal of pleasure.

”The neighbor’s complaint is understandable,” Sherlock said, entirely in earnest. ”If Mrs. Farley’s behavior genuinely caused them difficulty, it might be worth suggesting she make a small adjustment.” A brief pause, then: ”That said, Mrs. Farley’s warmth is genuine. There is no calculation behind it, no ulterior purpose. It’s comfortable to be around.”

”I’m glad it feels that way,” Gemma said, exhaling softly and settling back into the sofa. ”I was worried you might feel overwhelmed. Or bored.”

She lowered her voice slightly on the last word, because she knew perfectly well that Sherlock had little patience for pure social small talk.

”I have never found our conversations boring, Gemma.” His gaze rested on her steadily, his tone even and matter-of-fact and yet, inexplicably, the words made her heart miss a beat.

”As for the pressure” a faint light moved through his grey eyes, ”I prefer to treat it as a set of parameters requiring attention. At present, all parameters are within acceptable range. Risk level: R1.”

Gemma felt the words settle over her, warm and cozy, like holding a small lantern close.

This was Sherlock. He had a way entirely consistent with how his mind worked, entirely natural to him of saying things that caught her off guard and moved her without warning.

They chatted a little longer about ordinary things, and then Gemma remembered something she’d been meaning to bring up. The mood felt exactly right.

”Our friends...” she began, her tone easy and conversational, as though it had simply drifted into her mind. ”I heard Hermione has started some sort of... society? For house-elf welfare?”

She watched Sherlock carefully as she said it. Seeing him give only a calm nod of acknowledgement, she continued.

”And she’s made rather a lot of badges, apparently—the design of which is widely interpreted as depicting something being vomited. She’s been turned down repeatedly, and she still won’t give up.”

There was not the faintest trace of mockery in Gemma’s voice. If anything, she sounded understanding, even quietly admiring.

She drew from her pocket a small, gleaming silver badge bearing the letters S.P.E.W. the very badge from Hermione’s Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare that she’d been trying, with limited success, to sell.

This surprised Sherlock rather more than he’d expected.

Hermione had been relatively restrained lately, by her standards.

In the early days of her membership drive, she’d spent every evening in the Gryffindor common room rattling her coin box under people’s noses with a persistence that would have tried anyone’s patience.

Harry, Ron, Neville, and the others had each parted with two Sickles for a badge not out of any particular conviction, but simply to stop being pestered. None of them had had the slightest intention of actually joining.

But Gemma had gone out of her way to get one.

”You’re surprised, aren’t you?” Gemma gave a small, easy laugh, turned the badge once between her fingers, and slipped it back into her pocket.

”She’s always like this—once she’s decided something is worth doing, she sees it through to the end. Even when no one understands her. Even when people think she’s being foolish. That kind of perseverance, and especially the courage to speak up against injustice—”

she paused, then looked at him with steady, thoughtful eyes, ”it’s a rare quality. Her approach is too idealistic, I know—it lacks practical workability. But the purity of the conviction itself, the determination to push back against a broken status quo, deserves recognition.

When the time comes to stand against something truly dark and powerful, that kind of commitment may offer a perspective and a force that the rest of us would be too quick to overlook. Having someone who is that stubborn and that willing to speak up it’s genuinely useful. Don’t you think?”

Sherlock understood at once what she was really saying.

At the heart of Gemma’s argument, as always, was pragmatism and that, precisely, was the defining quality of a true Slytherin. She saw Hermione’s drive, her unyielding conviction, and her acute sensitivity to injustice as a resource. She wanted to keep those ties intact, to hold that thread ready for a future crisis that might not yet have a name.

Gemma was sharp beyond measure.

She had no knowledge of Voldemort’s return. No knowledge of the Horcruxes. And yet she had already thought this far ahead.

”She asked me to serve as president,” Sherlock said, straightforwardly. ”I declined.” His fingers tapped lightly against his knee.

”I rather assumed you would.” A small smile. ”Though I agreed to join S.P.E.W. myself, the membership list has a grand total of four names on it.”

Those four names were Hermione, Harry, Ron, and herself. Harry had even been appointed secretary, though by his own account, he had yet to perform a single secretarial function.

Sherlock thought about it for a moment, then gave a considered nod.

”Hermione’s capacity for action and her willingness to challenge established norms are certainly worth noting.”

And that was as far as he was willing to go.

The direction was wrong; more effort expended in the wrong direction would only waste what was spent and risk making things worse. He ought to find a proper moment to talk with Hermione about it, soon.

Gemma was satisfied with his response. It was precisely the conclusion she had been hoping for.

When the topic of Hermione had run its natural course, she added, with the same casual air: ”And then there’s Luna Lovegood. Her ideas are, at times... let’s say distinctive.”

Gemma considered her words for a moment, her smile widening, her expression taking on a gentle quality.

”I think she sees the world from a remarkable angle. Sometimes, stepping entirely outside conventional thinking is exactly what lets you notice what everyone else has walked right past. Especially when it comes to unusual magical phenomena, her instincts, and her theories about Blibbering Humdingers and Wrackspurts, might turn out to provide a clue you’d never expect.”

Her tone was light, but her eyes were seriously, unmistakably earnest.

She understood what Luna’s value was, not useful in any conventional sense, but irreplaceable in the particular angle she offered on the world.

Sherlock was, after all, a consulting detective; that unconventional perspective was especially vital for him. Her own broad-mindedness allowed her not just to accept such differences but to appreciate them, and she was genuinely convinced that Sherlock needed that variety around him.

Sharing no, in her view, if these connections could better protect and support Sherlock, she was prepared to embrace that arrangement. More than that: she was willing to actively cultivate it.

Sherlock gave a nod, a flicker of genuine approval in his grey eyes.

”From the first day I met Luna, I already noticed that. Her cognitive patterns are markedly distinct from the norm. In fields that require lateral thinking, or that touch on non-mainstream magical theory, her perspective can carry real weight for reference.

Maintaining diverse channels of information is a sound strategy, it improves the probability of breaking a case considerably. Sometimes an offhand remark, said without any particular intention, is precisely what unravels a knot I’ve been sitting with for days.” He paused. The corner of his mouth lifted the smallest fraction a slight but real smile. ”Besides... I have never considered myself a normal person.”

At that, Gemma laughed, her eyes curving softly, shining like two cups full of starlight.

Sherlock had understood her suggestion exactly as she’d intended through the lens of utility and efficiency, and he’d thought it through more completely than she had. That was, precisely, her way of thinking: the Slytherin way. Place practical consideration above sentiment, and lay the most advantageous path forward for the people who matter to you.

Her hints had been subtle enough; what Sherlock received was the portion he could most naturally absorb value and effectiveness. The deeper layer, the generosity, the willingness to share and accommodate, she had wrapped neatly inside the language of rational analysis.

That was her private decision. It needed no explanation.

And given how oblivious Sherlock was in matters of the heart, he would not have recognized it even if she’d left it in plain sight.

But that was all right. For where they stood right now, the one thing they had least need to worry about was time.

”I think we’ve reached an understanding,” Gemma said lightly, her fingertips brushing a strand of hair from beside her ear.

There is a saying that behind every remarkable man stands a remarkable woman.

But who, precisely, ever decreed that a story could only have one?

If he, the protagonist would not make a move, then she would.

True to form, what lay beyond Sherlock’s emotional comprehension remained entirely beyond it. He blinked, a faint puzzlement moving through his grey eyes.

”What understanding?”

At that moment, the faint sound of Mrs. Farley’s voice drifted in from the direction of the kitchen, deliberately pitched just loud enough to carry, laced with a smile and accompanied by the bright clatter of cutlery:

”Darling, could you bring out that tray of Yorkshire puddings? Sherlock must be famished!”

”Coming, Mum!”

Gemma called back and rose quickly to her feet, smoothing the hem of her jumper. She looked at Sherlock and gave him a conspiratorial wink, her eyes dancing.

”It looks like one of your parameters, lunch is now ready. Come on then, dear Sherlock. Come and taste what my mother is most proud of in the world. I do hope it falls within your comfortable and acceptable range.”

Sherlock stood too, unhurried and composed as always.

”I have every expectation of Mrs. Farley’s cooking,” he said evenly and then fell into step behind her, moving toward the dining room from which drifted the rich fragrance of roasted meat and warm pastry.

The firelight leapt and swayed behind them, casting their shadows long across the floor overlapping briefly, then shifting apart again with each step they took.

As if it knew something they did not: that this Easter visit was moving, quietly and steadily, in a direction both warm and certain.

In Gemma’s heart, the picture of what might lie ahead had already gained a few new brushstrokes, colors she considered not only welcome, but necessary.

Like several strokes of warm, bright light added to a canvas that had always been beautifully, simply, drawn.

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