Urban All-Round Master

I’m afraid Taihuang Demon is almost wishing for death now. Taishang Sect’s Holy Daughter has never suffered such humiliation, actually being chased until she had to hide in a bathroom to pass the danger safely. If this gets out, Taihuang Demon might not even have the face to live in this world

anymore.

How hateful! If it weren’t for Lin Zifeng of the Holy Hall, how could Taihuang Demon be reduced to such a sorry state? The grudge lies with Lin Zifeng. Ever since Taihuang Demon started dealing with Lin Zifeng, she has never gained any advantage. Previously, it was tolerable, but today...her situation is quite

tragic.

The Taishang Sect, once known as the top ancient sect in Jiangzhou, has now fallen to a third-rate sect. The Sect Hierarch’s whereabouts are unknown, and now even the Holy Daughter is being chased with her butt being slashed at. The once glorious Taishang Sect is now probably less thriving than the average third-rate sect

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”Bloop bloop bloop...”

In the bathroom, a chubby kid was squatting with his butt sticking out, making loud noises while doing his business. The smell was overwhelming, making Taihuang Demon almost feel like crying. Why do people nowadays do their business so stinky? It’s infuriating! Absolutely infuriating.

Taihuang Demon really wanted to rush out and face the people from the Holy Hall in a deadly battle! But this resentment was forcibly suppressed by her, as a wise person does not suffer immediate losses. If she leaves now, she’d probably be blasted into smithereens without even bone fragments left.

The biggest problem right now is figuring out how to leave this damned place.

”Wow, this feels really great...” Inside the bathroom, the ten-year-old chubby kid was doing his business while talking in a local accent. What kind of situation is this, Taihuang Demon thought as she truly wanted to step forward and poke the chubby kid’s backside.

”Wow, if only there was a beautiful lady here while I’m doing my business...” For a kid of about ten to be thinking about beautiful women...this was something Taihuang Demon absolutely couldn’t understand, gritting her teeth in anger, she truly wanted to step forward and slap that chubby kid a few times.

What kind of brat is this, already thinking about women at such a young age?

It seems there are still many issues with the current state of education.

Taihuang Demon thought to herself.

”No! I have to get out!” Taihuang Demon was in a panic, who knows how long this damned chubby kid will continue doing his business. Even if others don’t know she hid in a bathroom to survive, her heart has been scarred. Even if others don’t know, can she hide it from her own heart?

Her future was destined to take over the Taishang Sect, how could she hide in a bathroom to survive?

Taihuang Demon steeled her heart, with the mindset of ”live or die” she rushed out of the bathroom. But as soon as she stepped out, a problem arose, that chubby kid caught sight of her.

”Oh my God! Heaven, you can’t be this good to me, I just wished for a beautiful lady, and you really gave me one.” The chubby kid rubbed his eyes hard, unable to believe what he was seeing. At the same time, he was afraid he was dreaming. If this was a dream, he wished it would never end.

”What are you looking at! Keep staring and see if I won’t gouge out your eyes!” Taihuang Demon shouted harshly, scaring the chubby kid so much that even the piece of business about to come out shrank back in...

”Demoness, your Wolf Lord doesn’t care where you hide, make sure I don’t catch you sticking out, Wolf Lord has said, once I catch you, I will deal with you a hundred times! A hundred times!”

A sleazy, lewd voice of a handsome guy drifted over from afar.

This made Taihuang Demon’s face turn extremely dark and cold. If not for the sake of survival, how could she end up in this situation? How could she be chased into hiding in a bathroom?

The chubby kid seemed to understand the unspeakable plight of Taihuang Demon, slowly rising while wiping himself with toilet paper, he said fearfully: ”Fairy Sister, is there anything I can help you with?”

”Scram! Just don’t bother me. If you say another word, I’ll tear your mouth apart! I’ll chop your head off and use it as a ball, you hear?”

”Sister, if you’re in trouble, you can really tell me. If I can help, I will.” The chubby kid was persistent, even though he was scared by Taihuang Demon’s cold attitude, her fairy-like aura deeply captivated him.

”Fatty, are you done talking? Do you think I don’t dare to kill you? Are you tired of living? Want to feel the white knife going in and the red knife coming out?” Taihuang Demon got angry, stepping forward and grabbing the chubby kid’s collar, she gently scolded: ”Don’t think just because you’re young I won’t touch you, I’ve killed many people, and when I go on a rampage, even I get scared!”

”Uh...Fairy Sister, I really want to help you, you didn’t mean any harm, anyway, what kind of threat can I pose to you? I know you’re definitely being chased by an enemy, right?”

How did he know this? Taihuang Demon’s heart twitched, are all the kids nowadays this smart? Or have they just watched too many dramas with these clichéd plots?

These words, Taihuang Demon really couldn’t believe they could come from a ten-year-old brat.

Seeing she had no expression, the chubby kid continued with a smile: ”Fairy Sister, why don’t I lure them away for you.”

”You?!” Taihuang Demon held back the urge to spit blood, almost slapping him dead. A ten-year-old kid acting all grown-up, like he’s very capable, puzzled Taihuang Demon.

”Hehe, just me. Fairy Sister, don’t underestimate me because of my age or size, people are always deceived by my honest and simple appearance.” The chubby kid blinked, having to admit he did look very simple and honest.

”How do you plan to help me?” Taihuang Demon, who had put away the reclaimed Heartless Sword, stared at him with cold eyes, calming herself down to hear what the chubby kid had to say.

”I can lead them away for you.” The chubby kid blinked, even though he looked fat, most fat people are potentials in disguise. Plus, his simple and honest appearance could deceive many.

”...”

Taihuang Demon stayed silent, didn’t speak, hinting to herself that the situation was not optimistic. Even if it meant death, she couldn’t just keep hiding in the bathroom. Helplessly, she nodded in agreement with the chubby kid’s words.

She waved the sword towards the chubby kid and snorted coldly: ”If you dare to deceive me, don’t blame me for killing you!”

”Hehe, no way, even if I deceive myself, I couldn’t deceive Fairy Sister.” The chubby kid laughed lightly, not frightened by Taihuang Demon’s sword-waving, instead with a smiling face, his facial fat squeezing together.

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